Harper & Finley?
Lisa Marie Presley ejected twin girls out of her body on Friday night and now we know their names. Star Magazine claims Lisa and her Tommy Petty-wannabe husband have named their bundles of joy Harper and Finley.
Okay, what's with celebrities giving their babies talking animal names? Julia Roberts set the trend by naming hers Phinnaeus and Hazel. Minnie Driver continued that fuckery by naming her kid Henry Story. And now Lisa Marie and her goofy ass husband have named theirs Harper and Finley. The next celebwhore to pop should keep it going by naming their baby Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle, Jemima Puddle-Duck or Squirrel Nutkin.
Well, at least when Harper, Finley, Phinnaeus, Hazel and Henry Story get older, they can form a band like the fucking Brementown Musicians. Either that or they can all move to a village in the forest together where they'll work as old-timey cobblers and milliners.
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Ok, I jumped in before Apple and Harlow and God Knows Pilot....but I am named after Chastity....cuz thats my real name.....so this is nothing new...but my daughter is named London and my boy is Jasper and they are ten and nine..and in that order. So I think we are riding the freak train. According to this thread. ;P
Coco, Apple, Zuma, Pilot, Hazel, Suri, Harper and Finley, welcome to Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab Class of 2023...
What is up with all these ugly ass names???
Very soon there will be a celebrity that is going to name her twins Abercrombie and Fitch. Wait and see.
"Well, at least when Harper, Finley, Phinnaeus, Hazel and Henry Story get older, they can form a band like the fucking Brementown Musicians. Either that or they can all move to a village in the forest together where they'll work as old-timey cobblers and milliners."
One of your best comments ever, MK! Brementown musicians, lol!
Her husband is channeling Tom Petty in that photo, instead of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Nice coordination with his hat/her vest {gag}. Don't these people look in the mirror? If I had their clothing budget, I'd look better than that.
Nice to see that motherhood has softened Lisa Marie...NOT!! Thats a bitchface that could scorch holes in your clothes. Like the names though.
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Not horrible but different. Some of those misfits in Hollyweird have named their kids worse. Apple, anyone?
I think Lisa Marie's constant squint has enabled her to pick attractive men. She can't see right.
She and that guy look like something Sarah Palin would shoot.
Harper Lee's real first name was Nelle. (Her grandmother's name spelled backward.) She only opted for the name "Harper Lee" on the cover of "TKAB" because she didn't want to be misidentified as "Nellie." Jude Law's 18 year old stepson (with Sadie Frost) is named Finley.
Martie Maguire of the Dixie Chicks just had a baby girl a couple months ago and named her Harper as well. I think both names are really great names.
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I'm immediately giving birth to a baby and naming it Squirrel Nutkin.
As celebrity baby names go, these could have been worse. Still waiting to hear the gem Jason Lee has come up with to rival Pilot Inspecktor.
Ew, so much for my daughters name (Harper) being uncommon...
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Harper Lee wrote "To Kill a Mockingbird" and I actually knew a lady named Finley when I was in high school.
2 not so attractive scientos popped some twins...i hope those babies will be cute...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
he looks like tom petty
My daughter's name is Harper - for Harper Lee who wrote "To Kill a Mockingbird." I hope Lisa Marie is a minor enough celebrity that the name won't become too trendy and common.
You can name your kids anything you like, but they have to grow up with it. Lisa Marie Presley, will always be a Presley no matter how many times she gets married. And her children will forever be linked to their legendary grandfather, it's too bad she didn't give them a more traditional name.
Yes, I'm quite sure I will have to hire all these freaky twins to fix my broken Havaianas. They will probably all be home schooled, so that's all they'll be able to do.
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No PB tonight :(
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 8:28pm.
If you're listening Elvis, you've missed absolutely fucking nothing.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 8:44pm.
She had that frozen flounder face before botox was even invented.
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So true. Dr. Jiffy Lube had other methods. Her face actually looks like she has wax implants ... a procedure used in the 1930's.
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As a fan of "Wizards of Waverly Place" I was just thinking about the name Harper. Harper is the friend of Alex (Selena Gomez) on Wizards. At first I thought it was an odd name but it grew on me. Now Lisa Marie has a Harper too. Did she get it from Wizards ya think or am I the only over 40 who watches that show??
@Momus
Both she and her Scientolomate look like they've made too many visits to the same plastic surgeon, Dr. Jiffy Lube, that Pris used.
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She had that frozen flounder face before botox was even invented.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 8:28pm.
She also married Michael Jackson.
Who would've thought that the only child of Elvis would be the source of so much boringness. And with a face that looks like she ran into a brick wall.
The fucking irony...
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Both she and her Scientolomate look like they've made too many visits to the same plastic surgeon, Dr. Jiffy Lube, that Pris used.
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She also married Michael Jackson.
Who would've thought that the only child of Elvis would be the source of so much boringness. And with a face that looks like she ran into a brick wall.
The fucking irony...
If you're listening Elvis, you've missed absolutely fucking nothing.
@Aamyko, that reminds me...years ago, I had a tee that said "Nobody," and my hubby had a shirt thht said, "Nobody's Fool." Yeah, he was my fiance at the time and wanted the goods..Would he wear anything remotely matching today? Hell no! He'd laugh and walk out the door naked first! Then again I was much more limber at 19 than 40!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I fucking hate it when couples dress with a "theme" in mind it's so pathetic!
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Rugby Hotties!
I wish I could take all their clothes and burn them.
Eh, points for not spelling their names "Hahrrppur and Fiyhnleigh."
Looking into the abyss...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 7:40pm.
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That bastard. Yet, he runs on a ticket of family values, lol. My ass.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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So are mine.
However, I lived in Cincinnati for 5 years and I've run into plenty of those types. They give me the creeps! Some of these folks are seriously living back in the 1600s.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 7:36pm.
John McCain has been married twice.
In 1965 McCain married former swimsuit model Carol Shepp and adopted her two children from her first marriage.
Carol had a disfiguring automobile accident when John was in Vietnam.
Their marriage faltered after he returned from Vietnam.
McCain blames the collapse of his first marriage on "my own selfishness and immaturity" and has called it "my greatest moral failing."
One month after the divorce was final, John McCain married the heiress Cindy Lou Hensley.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 7:32pm.
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Oh, she has money? Proceed.
That's the way to go!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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I fear for the state of humanity. These people are prime examples of why abortion should stay legal and why retroactive abortion should be legalized.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 7:26pm.
"upgraded" to a newer and better model.
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and RICHER!!!
I want to marry a beer heiress!
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Pudge told me that at a rally in Minnesota McCain said "I have to tell you. Sen. Obama is a decent person and a person you don’t have to be scared of as president of the United States," the crowd booed.
Moe-rons.
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http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14479.html
Fearing the raw and at times angry emotions of his supporters may damage his campaign, John McCain on Friday urged them to tone down their increasingly personal denunciations of Barack Obama, including one woman who said she had heard that the Democrat was "an Arab."
Each time he tried to cool the crowd, he was rewarded with a round of boos.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 13, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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Of course he has no character! This is a man who walked out on his first wife after her accident (and after she took care of his children/home while he was a POW)and "upgraded" to a newer and better model. Fucking asshole.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 7:23pm.
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That's sad. But with a hate mongerer like Palin on the ticket, what can you expect? She brings it out of these folks. That's why I wouldn't mind hitting her in the face with a shovel - repeatedly. :)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 7:21pm.
I'm just sickened by the fact he does nothing to stop it. I know there are sick people out there who will continue to do shit like that but McCain has the power to make sure his people kick assholes like that out of his rallies. Or he can say to his supporters himself get out if you're going to behave like that.
But that takes character, which I guess he doesn't have.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 13, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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The more they keep doing stuff like that, the more I'm glad I'm voting the way I am. Who the fuck wants to be associated with that group of bigots? It boggles the mind.
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Not only are they bigots they are willfully ignorant and PROUD of being stupid.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 13, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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The more they keep doing stuff like that, the more I'm glad I'm voting the way I am. Who the fuck wants to be associated with that group of bigots? It boggles the mind.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Was it halloween or was that their normal dress?Yuck...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 13, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Hey, Mrs. K!
i thought those lyrics were familiar! interesting.
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I was never crazy about the name Hazel until I heard that song
I lurve that entire album.
When I bought it there was no such thing as a CD (1974)
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
Oh did anyone else hear what some of asshole McCain supporters did at a rally today? They brought some stuffed monkeys and put Obama's name on them.
He needs to stop his supporters from doing idiotic stunts like that.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by Euphoria on October 13, 2008 - 7:12pm.
I was laughing hysterically while typing that for some reason. I was thinking of Lisa Lubner and Todd Delamuca, “That’s real mature, Todd.”
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They're not bad, although, imo, they sound more like boys names.
I never had a boy, except for a step-son, who I, obviously had no say in naming. I always thought I would name a boy some kind of arrogant, rich sounding name. Almost as if boys with these names would automatically grow up to be successful. Winston and Sterling!
No, I wouldn't have actually done it.
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Hey, Mrs. K!
i thought those lyrics were familiar! interesting.
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Now I'm thinking about Atticus, Scout, Jem and Boo Radley. Damn you Lisa Marie!
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
LMP looks like she could use some prune juice in that picture.
Lisa Marie looks like she would not hesitate to cutabeesch if necessary.
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Too funny, Michael K. Too damned funny:))))
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 7:10pm.
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My friend was a dumb shit, but you just had to love him...he was a funny, funny SOB!