Harper & Finley?
Lisa Marie Presley ejected twin girls out of her body on Friday night and now we know their names. Star Magazine claims Lisa and her Tommy Petty-wannabe husband have named their bundles of joy Harper and Finley.
Okay, what's with celebrities giving their babies talking animal names? Julia Roberts set the trend by naming hers Phinnaeus and Hazel. Minnie Driver continued that fuckery by naming her kid Henry Story. And now Lisa Marie and her goofy ass husband have named theirs Harper and Finley. The next celebwhore to pop should keep it going by naming their baby Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle, Jemima Puddle-Duck or Squirrel Nutkin.
Well, at least when Harper, Finley, Phinnaeus, Hazel and Henry Story get older, they can form a band like the fucking Brementown Musicians. Either that or they can all move to a village in the forest together where they'll work as old-timey cobblers and milliners.