Dear Clara Meadmore, Don't Look At These Pictures
Hugh Jackman turned 40 yesterday and he celebrated by giving a bunch sunbathers in Sydney the gift of his body. You know that when Hugh got into the water, everybody had to run out and head to the bathroom because their crotches were about to explode. It was like a panty pudding fountain. Shit. You better check your own panty situation. It's probably covered in clitty litter. Mine is a lost cause. It's going right into the "burn pile."
There has to be something wrong with his ass. His dick must be all sorts of disappointing. I bet he suffers from cashew dick. It's probably small, curved and salty. Yeah, because I can't believe that his body is that perfect.
Hugh's Mrs. Claus-looking wife must have been some kind of saint in a past life to nab such a piece of hotness. If I was married to him, I would never leave his side. Ever. And if some slick bitch looked at him with lusty eyes, I'd shoot that ho. No joke.
Here's Hugh making genitals burst at the beach yesterday and out with his wifey the other night.
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"*ahem* what I'm saying is that I think Hugh really is one of those guys that goes for personality and smart women over bimbos (or himbos as the case may be)"
Ah, makes him even more desirable, imho.
Love that story about paying for the flowers. Nice people do exist - they don't usually become actors, but they do exist.
Reminds me of Paul Newman and his wife. He was a super hottie, she was attractive but certainly not drop dead gorgeous, but he was quoted as saying, “If you have fillet steak at home, why go out for a hamburger?"
Nicely redeems my faith in humanity, and he's the handsomest man alive too. What else ya need?
She's a dog. Eat a freakin' salad. If you are married to some millionaire that still sells his body and life to Hollywood, you must do better or lose it. Hell, I'm ugly and my wife is 100 x hotter than that ho-bag.
Hugh Jackman is not someone going after a person's personality. There must be something up that he is with this bleached, cooking-oil tanned 20 year old leather-handbag. Come on. Hugh is a slut...a hot one ...but nonetheless. He is like any other male in Hollywood: no class or etiquette. I give them 3 more year...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Oooo La La!
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"Clitty Litter" - I love it!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 14, 2008 - 5:19am.
Some of you sluts forget that being a gentleman is also sexy, which is probably what Hugh was before all the hotness factored into his existence.
And she may be a cougar, but she isn't exactly sloppy seconds!
Give this heaux some credit for her pull!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 14, 2008 - 1:16am.
Mr. Ed knows how to work those lips
....so of course I have a pic in my mind now of a horse snorting LOL
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Some of you sluts forget that being a gentleman is also sexy, which is probably what Hugh was before all the hotness factored into his existence.
And she may be a cougar, but she isn't exactly sloppy seconds!
Give this heaux some credit for her pull!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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True Story: When Hugh was playing the lead in 'Hollywood Boulevard' in Melbourne he bought a bunch of flowers from my best g/f who runs a flower kiosk just around the corner from the theatre.
He bought the flowers and gave these delivery instructions: 'I want you to give these to my wife who is going to come past any second. I want you to run after her and say, "Excuse me but aren't you that famous actress from TV?" and then hand her the flowers. Don't tell her where they came from.'
That was it. I don't know if he ever told his wife it was him.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
They always look happy together and she doesn't look like a nag, or vice versa.
Two celebrity thumbs up.
And yeah, she should probably pack a little heat in her purse against the true skanks and sluts in the industry after her man!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Hugh is one of those guys isn't he?...I usually don't go for buff but he seems like the type who although got the looks he is not cock over heads and I kind of dig that...
Don't get me wrong, I'd majorly bang the hell out of him, but those abs are too much me. Being that cut looks good, but when it comes down to fuckity fuck, it doesn't feel that great rubbing up against it. Obviously, I'd ride that shit all night, but just I'm just say'n.
I've seen interviews with her and she's really warm and effin hilarious. If Hugh has any brain behind that gorgeous, manly, mannnlyyy... *drool*
*ahem* what I'm saying is that I think Hugh really is one of those guys that goes for personality and smart women over bimbos (or himbos as the case may be)
Also I think she would have been hotter than him 10 years ago- but men just age better.
He's hot to look at. Good actor.
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My he is lovely, and she is so not. I am shocked he didn't make it to Cosmo's 25 Sexiest Men alive. Here's the list: http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/world-s-sexiest-man
they are kinda cute together arent they? those hobag couples always whining about their privacy being invaded could prolly take a lesson from these two =)
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 14, 2008 - 1:16am.
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Hehe! I've converted another one! Night ;-)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 13, 2008 - 6:37pm.
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Here is some Ed hotness for you to enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW9P6gEjjeo
These are just a few things - I would've linked my whole Youtube account, but then I'd be dragged away and put in a padded room.
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just came back from dinner -- you're gone I see, but clicked on your links and WHOA, the first one, Mr. Ed knows how to work those lips, smoking hot lips, ... and voice, and can work those hands -- OK I'll quit while I'm ahead, 'night all!
I've been very good this lifetime. Can I have him next time around? OK? Thanks.
I don't find him the hotness. His wife looks older then him. They seem happy, you never hear anything negative - good for them.
GREATpost MK, Mrs. Claus- hee hee. Yep Hugh's definitely a panty burner, good lord. His wife's 8 years older than him... What a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT? She is his wife?
You gotta be kidding me.
Why would he marry her. I heard years ago that Hugh Jackman was riding the hobby horse with lots and lots of Holywood bitches. So...why marry her?
She REALLY must have an AMAZING personality or he must have had sex so much that in his mind it all is the same..
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 10:00pm.
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Night, Nitty you silly beesh! Have lots of dirty dreams :)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Sorry, QC! Got a phone call...bwhaha, timely eh. Not a phone sex line or Huge, unfortch. But gotta' head out :( And not even getting paid..go figure. Take care funny lady. G'night, Huge. *dreamy sigh* PS..a decent roomie would give you 10 minutes alone with a picture of Huge Jackman.
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 9:29pm.
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Are you trying to get me in trouble with my roommate? She'll be like, "bitch, what are you doing?!" Then I'll have to rub the juices on her bedspread, it'll become a big thing, there will be police called, etc. I can't even use a vibrator anymore - no damn privacy! Grrrr!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - And now I'm horny again. *grinds the chair in frustration*
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You might want to try one of those massage mats that attach to your chair. I hear they have ones made for your specific ache! Seriously. Can you imagine? MK's posts accompanied by the perfect massage? YIPES!
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Zahara Lucille Ball
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 9:18pm.
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Hey, at this point I'll take any kind of dick, well except maybe wart infested peen....yuck. But beggars can't be choosers.
ETA: I just noticed your avie and BWAHAHAHA! Zahara's a fierce bitch. Love it.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 9:14pm.
@ Sandbitch: Please don't talk about dick. I'm horny enough as is, I might hurt somebody if I don't get it soon!
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You'd pause for a moment if you got your hand on a banana/cashew dick. I suspect MK either has one, or has met one up close. Maybe we dated the same guy.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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ROFLMAO!!!! Why hasn't MK named you Hot Slut of the Week yet?! That shit was priceless!
And now I'm horny again. *grinds the chair in frustration*
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
@ Sandbitch: Please don't talk about dick. I'm horny enough as is, I might hurt somebody if I don't get it soon!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Queen, it's good I'm cheap then. I only require a box o' wine per every four hours!
There once was a gal named Queen C,
She suckered poor virgins with glee.
One came along
with a nine inch schlong,
And she did the poor bastard for free!
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On Topic..cashew dick. I once dated a guy with a banana/cashew dick. Curved and downward pointing. Doctors first circumcision I think.
oh Lord I would hit it until it couldn't hit back!!!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
@ Nitty: HAHAHA!!! You are now in charge of my marketing and advertising.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Queeny! It's 80 bux for a 1/4 page but I'm sure if she told the guys at her H.S. they'd chip in and you'd get it for free. Just think it could read something like:
According to four out of five women, boys who have phone sex are not technically virgins.
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 8:49pm.
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HAHAHAHAH!!!! How much for a half page ad? ;-)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 8:39pm.
I was actually going to go the whole entrepreneurial route and start my own phone sex line. Then I was going to advertise it in my college's newspaper and the local paper/magazines....I figure it'll be good money and good for a laugh.
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What a coeenkidink! My kid is selling ad space for her school newspaper! I can get you a great deal! bwhahaha
Be sure and keep us posted!!
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Damn, he almost DID make my crotch explode! YummerS!
Your face!
Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 8:37pm.
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I was actually going to go the whole entrepreneurial route and start my own phone sex line. Then I was going to advertise it in my college's newspaper and the local paper/magazines....I figure it'll be good money and good for a laugh.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
@QueenC That is *SO* not off topic...Please to tell me EVERYTHING! How does one become a phone sex operator? Do you have Huge's phone number? He'd just have to say, "Hello," and I'd be done.
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Hey, PSL! *MuaH* My daughter and I consider it blasphemous if you are watching one of his DVD's and don't stop it at some point and go rub yourself on the screen!
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hey Nitty!
Yeah, I love HJ too...I don't give a shit if he sucks cock....
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Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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HAHAHAHAHA! So true.....
Off topic: I'm about to become a phone sex operator.
Carry on
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Jackman and his wife met in 1995 on a prison drama called "Correlli" in Australia. She was an established star in Australia, he was a up and comer (no pun intended).
They met and married out of the Hollywood mainstream. So it works for them. I don't think I have ever heard or seen written a negative comment about Jackman personally. That in and of itself is quite a feat.
That being said...DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, that man is FIONE!
Re: QueenC..
OMG, that's so cool! And clearly I'm a nut ;-)
I want one.
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If you weren't a nut we wouldn't laugh together so much! Come to the darkside, m'dear! There are many more disturbing avi's to be had out here!
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*Cuts to the front of the line to ogle Wolverine*
DAMN! That's some sexay man meat right there! Huge Jackman is my type of guy: hairy (but arranged nicely on his torso/body), muscular (not skinny toned but thick and manly), looks great with facial hair, and a devoted family man. 10/10 in my hotness book.
I can't wait to see the Wolverine movie. I'll be crossing my fingers for some full frontal.
"For the 100th time, his head is waaaaay too tiny for his body"
Which head?
Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 8:04pm.
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OMG, that's so cool! And clearly I'm a nut ;-)
I want one.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
@QueenC! Thanks, it's actually a gif that spurts blood out of the neck..but it's too big to do that here :(
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