Monday, October 13th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Miss Clara Meadmore
Birthday: October 10, 1903
Age: 105!!! (Larry King is still older)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: October 10, 2008
Claim to Fame: She's the 105-year-old virgin and she's gorgeous! Clara says the secret to her long life is attributed to the fact that she's never given up the granny panty.
Where is she now? Jacking it in the nursing home bathroom. No! Clara is basking in the glory of being 105 and pure "down there." Clara celebrated her birthday with a glass of wine on Friday at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall.
Why is she HS of the Week? I praise so many shameless whores on this site, that I felt it was time put a virgin on a pedestal. Clara proves that you can still be a hot slut without being...well...a slut.
I always knew that men make us girls age faster. Clara u're my hero.
I'd rather be a slut and die at 65, than go without sex for life and die at 105 and counting.
Sluts live fuller lives!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 12:34am.
But she has lotsa gray and wrinkles... so she at least had some brothers.
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True.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 14, 2008 - 12:30am.
No sex = No men in her life = Living to 105!
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But she has lotsa gray and wrinkles... so she at least had some brothers.
No sex = No men in her life = Living to 105!
The stories her vegetables could tell.
Oh, come on. Riding that horse in the Spanish-American war a little too briskly didn't count? You know you loved it Clara!
First off I do not want to live to be 105
Second, if I had to live to be 105 and never had sex I'd be the crankiest ole biddy ever!!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Fix her up with Spaghetti Cat to create the hottest pair of the year.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
YAY! A virgin for HS of the week!
A virgin can be a hot slut waiting to happen. It isn't mutually exclusive, just look at the Jonas Brothers...
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Fuck her. I have sex just to keep my vagina from growing over. 105 years?! What the FUCK! She doesn't deserve Hot Slut. Seriously? We're giving it out to virgins now? Oh so, all I had to was keep my legs closed for 105 years and I coulda won?
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"And you wondered how I got to be the top salesman in the Northeast Region?" - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on October 13, 2008 - 7:27pm.
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Losers unite!!! LOL
I'm not having sexy times again until I'm in a committed, stable relationship so that can mean some years.....lord have mercy.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Thanks for stealing my thunder! XD It's good to know that I'm not the only loser on here.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Good for her :)What a cutie!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on October 13, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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I got you beat - a year and a month over here! And no comment on the state of my vag, lol.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Boys have cooties anyway.
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
Yep, that's gonna be me. I haven't gotten laid in almost 9 months... And guess what.
The last time I shaved my cooter was right before I got laid for the last time.
I'm thinking of pitching a documentary about it, entitled, "The Fuzzy Jungle: I Hope That's Just A Patch of Dermatitis Holyshitholyshitisthatgonorrhea???".
HA!
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
good for you, Clara! you didn't miss much
is bj still sex?
That's what she said. ~~ ZING! ~~
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Submitted by Desert Rose on October 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
hahahaha, I almost choked.
hot slut of the century!
she has the same look on her face that my huevo-less dog gets when other little dogs try to lick his pee-pee & he realizes he can't reciprocate with sexy times.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 13, 2008 - 4:37pm.
105 years without sex? You think that's impressive, Aubrey O'Day went a whole 105 hours without sex once.
hahahaha, I almost choked.
Submitted by bambam on October 13, 2008 - 4:55pm.
It is great exercise, my husband and I do the boxing game at least a few times a week and we always work up a sweat... plus it helps channel all those pesky homicidal urges into something constructive!
Submitted by bambam on October 13, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I have worked with elderly people and young people with motor-related conditions, and the Wii sports games went down a storm.
:)
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Well, if how much or many penis you've had equates the length of your life, I best wish you sluts a fond farewell....
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Not even with a vibrator?
Triscuit - Well, so far we just have the Wii games, and yes, the tennis and boxing are good exercise! I'm saving up for the Wii fit package that has yoga, kick boxing and other real work out stuff on it.
The kids love it!
Submitted by M.E. on October 13, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Hey snowy!
NO! No crack rocks!!!!
Unless my Wii can be referred to as crack. The kids and I played that shit all weekend!
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I been thinking of getting one of those for my mom's senior center. Those bitch assed employees never seem to come up with anything new to stimulate the clients, just content to pick up a paycheck.
Then again I don't wanna donate it to them either. I'd loan it to them as long as they used it for exercise. Is it as good as advertised?
She's only 71 years and a day older than me!!! Too bad im a slut though....heheheh
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by M.E. on October 13, 2008 - 4:38pm.
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That is great excersize,the Wii,right?
Triscuit - yes, my no no hole is used and abused as is yours HOR!
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Snowy - OMFG! I'm addicted to it! Golf and Beach Volleyball!
105 years without sex? You think that's impressive, Aubrey O'Day went a whole 105 hours without sex once.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
M.E. yeah that sh*t can be addicting as drugs!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by M.E. on October 13, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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You won't 'cause you is a HO!!!!!!!!!!!
(kidding,I ♥ YOU)
Hey snowy!
NO! No crack rocks!!!!
Unless my Wii can be referred to as crack. The kids and I played that shit all weekend!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 13, 2008 - 4:20pm.
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Well by all means take her ass out and get wasted then into a fight with some skank.Then find some hot bartender for her to fuck and take out her rage on her pussay!
Seriously,though that fucking sucks.Give her a big ♥SmoootcheS♥from your ho's at D.
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I posted twice because I am a big baby and I wanted you to respond to my comment!♥
@Amandapants
What is it exactly you're trying to say....
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by TITS on October 13, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by ♥ on October 13, 2008 - 4:21pm.
FUCK! FUCK ME BLIND!!! I didn't know you could use symbols as names!!!
TITS! please watch your language around the Virgin! ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
If I ever live to be 105 one of you horz kill me.
Please.
MK wins hands down.
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I think that's where and how it all begins.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by Amandapants210 on October 13, 2008 - 4:27pm.
bring back judge milian as hot slut!
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WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!
CHRIST!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by zomay on October 13, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Thanks...I will definitely give her a hug.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by ♥ on October 13, 2008 - 4:21pm.
FUCK! FUCK ME BLIND!!! I didn't know you could use symbols as names!!!
Grreeeeeeeeen with envy.
Love the frog too. Fuck!
Where's jusssayin? when need a avie fight!
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
M.E. WUZ U UNDA THA CRACK ROCK!?!?!?!? :P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
She's still alive because she doesn't know the shame of a drunken one night stand.
Damned beer goggles.
*gnaws off arm*
Clara may have a point here
but I'm too much of a ho to give up my point...
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
snowpiece on October 13, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on October 13, 2008 - 4:23pm.
My earhole! Oh my goodness! We should take bets on which Dlisters have abused the most holes on their body.
MK wins hands down.
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For sure. :)
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Off Topic - what rock have I been under all weekend???
I just read that they are making a Heathers 2.
Big Fun?
My dead gay son?
WHAT???????????
She is hotter than abandoned couch.
NOT IMPRESSED on October 13, 2008 - 4:20pm.
She's still alive because she's never dealt with the gut-wrenching pain that can come with relationships.
Ugh, I'm anti-man right now. My best friend just got dumped by her fiance. I'm pissed.
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Ah man tell her we give her a big ass hug. Probably for the best. She should toss anything having to do with his ass or the wedding.