Wino's Coke 'N Candy Special
Snorting coke for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert and all your snacks must get kind of mundane and boring, so you can't blame the Crackie of Camden for trying to sugar up her diet it a little bit.
A friend of Wino's tells the News of the World that is obsessed with a new delicious treat: cokey cotton candy!
It all started when Wino showed her friend and fellow crackhead Mik Whitnall her new $1400 cotton candy machine. Mik suddenly got the idea to sprinkle a little booger sugar on a piece of cotton candy.
The friend said, “He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realized what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same. With her painfully thin frame and her wild beehive hair, she’s actually starting to look like a stick of candy floss herself."
Wino might be on to something. I have always thought of her as the crackhead version of Martha Stewart. She should put out her own book of recipes: Cooking with CRACK (and other illegal substances). She could make everything from crackchiladas to heroin in a blanket. It's a crack thing.
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Where's the Wino news?
I swear, this woman is an "Afterschool Special" on two feet.
Besides, late great geetar god Stevie Ray Vaughn fucked his stomach up by mixing coke and booze up to drink. Not a good idea for an 'alleged' bulimic.
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It makes me mad as hell that people like her get to live to see another day while people like Heath Ledger die because he took the wrong combo of sleeping drugs. What a fucked up world we live in.
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Wouldn't the crack melt in the machine? I'm suprised she'd waste good crack like that.
"With her painfully thin frame and her wild beehive hair, she’s actually starting to look like a stick of candy floss herself."
Ummmm yeah, that got tied behind an ATV and dragged through demon infested sewers...
I can't lie. Whenever I see this miserable waste of a human being who has all this talent and yet just throws it all away, I think to myself "Why'd Aaliyah* have to go and yet folk who won't work hard or care about themselves or others are still here?"
*Insert your own favorite talented deceased artist who never hurt nobody here
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
I imagine if you eat cocaine you'd honk pretty hard afterwards...they used to cut E with that shit and that's why I threw up all those times! I am so OVER drugs! A crackie cookbook sounds like a top best seller though!
Your face!
I'm sooooooooo over this ho already. She almost makes me want to scream "Hurry up and die" because I can't take it anymore. Get help or get out of my face! It's like perptually watching a 1 year old teeter totter around a blazing camp fire.
OK......I don't do drugs,but if I was ever going to try some,I might try cokey cotton candy!
I'm not advocating this for Cracky.....I'm just saying.....
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"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEZY!
I'm TEAM HEROIN too! haha Crack IS whack!
Submitted by missy on October 13, 2008 - 3:20pm.
TEAM HEROIN!
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Submitted by lisaural on October 13, 2008 - 2:40pm.
her teefs are FUCKED
shell need dentures if she makes it out of this hell
crack literally rots your teeth right out of your head.
nasty shit.
TEAM HEROIN!
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Hahahaha Mrs K. *accidentally spitting my Archway cookie crumbs on your shirt* Stoners are definately taking over today.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 13, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Also, whoever makes the THC cotton candy will own my heart.
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THC candy?!?!?
*Pushing DeeDee out of the way to get to the THC candy*
WHERE?!?!?!?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Amy will be FINE. She's just going through a stage, a phase.
She will make many more CDs and she will be inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame eventually.
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Mrs. K., I find your optimism refreshing. :) I'm still rooting for you Amy! Also, whoever makes the THC cotton candy will own my heart.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I've seen local crack head prostitutes on the corner look better than her.
Ooooooh! If the crack gave me an appetite, I'd be all over this creation!
Speaking of sugar - I bet her teeth are BEYOND anything any of us can even begin to imagine.
Oh, Amy
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Amy will be FINE. She's just going through a stage, a phase.
She will make many more CDs and she will be inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame eventually.
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What a fucking train wreck. Is she on the board for celebs dying next year? I will take the under on her. Well hell, eating all that sugar at least she will fill up the casket a little more.
"She should put out her own book of recipes: Cooking with CRACK (and other illegal substances). She could make everything from crackchiladas to heroin in a blanket. It's a crack thing."
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MK, this is *exactly* why Dlisted is the only celebrity gossip blog that I read. Keep up the
good work!
Trick or Crack!
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No...don't bring your KIDS.Shit my ass would be there.free Drugs!LoL.(kidding)
Why put it in the pussay?
WHY?????????????
women have a hard enough time getting off let alone numbing that shit!
Note to self: don't go to Wino's house at Halloween.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 13, 2008 - 2:01pm
I guess they do a lot of stuff with coke. I even heard of women putting it up their cooch! Seems to me like that would burn! *crosses legs*
I know, right? She might as well empty the whole bag on the plate and eat it with a spoon.
Oh wait. She probably already does that.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Who EATS coke?
Nast.
TITS: right? and a protien bar too
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Toss in a few multi-vitamins too bitch.
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The self destructive Crypt Keeper-looking bitch is still alive? Color me shocked.
She'll be in jail or dead by Christmas.
LOL....It's a crack thing....you wouldn't understand!
*sigh*...Amy Amy Amy...
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Mrs K.,
YOu may need a trip to Camden....
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Doesn't she have a commercial Slushie machine too? She's like a kid who came into a lot of money. Next thing you know she'll be buying her own amusement park like Cartman did.
Submitted by cultmovieheathers on October 13, 2008 - 1:35pm.
HaHaHa!! that was funny
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amy pleeze stop it. things got so far beyond healthy that is accually hurting seeing you the state you're in.
and no, it is not you nose anymore or your body, it's the substance's nose and all the organs, the brains. you are not user anymore, now you are being used by the stuff you used to use. it is controling you and stearing you into unspeakable. think about it. please.
love
(and it's not cool..)
Submitted by slcr on October 13, 2008 - 1:28pm.
aww you super sweetie!! thats very kind of you.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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is does kinda piss me off that they have enough money to be throwing coke into a fukcing cotton candy machine
god damn if i didnt inject any and every chemical crumb to get the biggest bang for my buck back in the day.
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wow, jula child, stand back.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Sooooo, Wino's still alive, huh? This chick has the constitution of a cockroach. She's looking like one lately, too.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Dang, talk about a numb tongue.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Damn.
uff!
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Funyuns, twinkies, little Hugs juice, and some xbox is the way to go man.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Barf. More vintage pics of Wino! I thought MK wasn't going to post any more current ones. Though her candy corn teef are perfect for halloween.
I hope Dreamy's kid doesn't get ahold of this!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I'll bet all the sugar kills the bitter taste of cocaine....not that I would know....lol
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I thought regular crackheads came up with ingenious craziness...but crackheads with money, that's a whole new world of crazy. Crack flavored Cotton Candy? I guess it keeps your nose from collapsing in on itself.
I put MSG in my enchilladas, and my BF loves them. Ha, JK about the MSG. He does like them, though. They are so easy to make, too.
I can barely afford to buy spices, so I sure wouldn't put crack in my food.
Bah...cokeheads think they invent everything!
Hash brownies, anyone? MM mm cookies!!!
How about mushroom pizza!
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