Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public, bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on the side? (Full Disclosure)
DIDDY?! Wisit from "Top Design" should call him up.
Which closet gay Hollywood star tried it on with a straight actor at a party for one of his plays? The poor chap had to make his excuses and flee. (3am Girls)
Kevin Spacey?
Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who's never been married before? She's been after the old codger since his wife of decades died. (Page Six)
I have no clue, but that gold digger needs to get that cash ASAP with the way that things are going.
Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately. (Page Six)
I immediately think of Jon Bon Jovi with these rocker blind items. I'll guess JBJ or Sting?
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1. ?
2. Harry Potter
3. ?
4. Could be any rocker
Hautie, good guess.
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"Politically active rapper" ... for me this is Ice-T.
He has been very politically active for Obama in LA.
Even used it as his reasoning for finally getting rid of his long hair.
He wanted to look clean cut for the work.
Plus he was a pimp for years before he hit it big in the music business.
kalihikai, which board is that? I frequent all of his and haven't seen anything.
#4----Bruce Springsteen---definitely. It's been rumored on his fan boards for about the last 6+ months.
don't know the bottom three, but the top one is russel simmons. no doubt.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Submitted by wizz on October 13, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I was thinking that.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 13, 2008 - 8:59pm.
PSL - MK should put your pooch on the payroll. Is there such a thing as a pooch cam?
PSL's Paparazzi Pooches (pron POOSHAY)
hahahhahaha Sandbitch......:)
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Head like a hole
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 13, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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That's cool! PSL, you should've grabbed his ass for me. ;-)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 13, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by dick on October 13, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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Has Ludacris ever referred to himself as a pimp, though? I mean, just beyond one song? I don't think it's him.
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Have y'all heard the hot news that PSL, our own parisucksliterally, bumped into LUDACRIS earlier today while walking her pooch????? LUDACRIS patted PSL'S POOCH Y'ALL.
I didn't get any get gay vibes from Ludacris this morning.....(hahaha, just throwing that out there again.....)
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Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Than give you control
-Nine Inch Nails
Submitted by dick on October 13, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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Has Ludacris ever referred to himself as a pimp, though? I mean, just beyond one song? I don't think it's him.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who's never been married before? She's been after the old codger since his wife of decades died. (Page Six)
Kristy Hinze (Oz module) and Jim Clark (Netscape dude)?
#1 is ludacris. plain.
Re: Ronnie Wood, it doesn't say he's the frontman, just that he's a rock superstar. You could be the Rolling Stone who plays the harmonica and you'd still be ridiculously famous.
And the second is def not Dan Radcliffe. He's been in exactly ONE play, and the "chap" thing is actually representative of the original site.
Russell Simmons is a good choice for #1, but he's not really a rapper, he's more of a producer. My guess would either be anyone from the Wu-Tang Clan because they love Asian culture, or Wyclef Jean because he's the most politically active rapper.
It would great if it was Flava Flav.
1. Diddy
2. Kevin Spacey, although I'd LOL if it was DanRad
3. Dunno
4. Not Bruce Springsteen, I know people in his inner circle who travel with him and his assistant/bodyguard is an Italian guy. I don't remember a young PA anywhere either. I'm going with JBJ.
Submitted by shandi on October 13, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Sebastian Bach has a longtime wife, but she IS his assistant, so that couldn't work.
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Johann Sebastian Bach?!?!?!
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Sebastian Bach has a longtime wife, but she IS his assistant, so that couldn't work. Dee Snider has a longtime wife. But are either of these guys considered rockers anymore? I don't know who it is.
I hope #1 is Kanye!
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Submitted by ainsley on October 13, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Funny because I heard that Kimora is gay...
Definitely think #1 is Russell Simmons. Besides looking and sounding like a complete flamer, Russell is very politically active (more so than most rappers), always flaunting/dating/marrying only much younger models ("pimping") and has a known asian fetish (Kimora and other women he has been with are at least 1/2 asian, he gave his kids asian names, practices buddhism and is all into the eastern philosophy shit) I have always found it so funny that he tries to pass himself off as straight when he is so femme it hurts.
Submitted by pickles on October 13, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I don't think it can be Daniel Radcliffe for #2. It says a party for ONE OF his plays. AFAIK, he's only been in a single play.
That's a good point. Then I'm thinking it's Jeremy Piven - he did a lot of plays in Chicago before he started working in Hollywood.
i think diddy for the first one
and i wouldn't be surprised if it were jbj doing his assistant. if i was his assistant i would want to be assisting him in all the possible ways.
I don't think it can be Daniel Radcliffe for #2. It says a party for ONE OF his plays. AFAIK, he's only been in a single play.
# 1 kayne...no clue for #2 or #3....bon jovi sounds good for #4...
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Much as I would like to believe #1 is Diddy, it seems as though if someone had this kind of dirt on him, they'd expose him instead of putting it in a blind item... I mean, you could get a LOT of money for a story like that, why couch it in anonymity? I still want to think it's him, though! Nobody who talks about how much he loves women and how he's always having marathon sex sessions in EVERY interview is straight. Even if he hasn't admitted it to himself yet, Diddy Kong is straight-up homo.
1. ...Ludacris? He's come out publically in support of Obama.
2. Definitely Dan Radcliffe. The "chap" thing gave it away.
3. ???
4. Please let it be that douchebag Bono.
Submitted by Miami on October 13, 2008 - 3:12pm.
but I don't think he is big enough to be the person they are talking about in the "blind items.",
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actually usually when I look at the answers theyre more often about these random celebs that you dont think about too much.
*shrugs*
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I have no guesses. I am still waiting for Kevin Spacey to be arrested tapping his feet in an airport bathroom...
Submitted by loozer on October 13, 2008 - 12:47pm.
1)MC Skat Cat
2) Elijah Wood
3) Rich Uncle Pennybags
4)Pat Boone
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Okay your guesses are cracking me up! LOL
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
While Jay-Z gave two concerts for Obama here last week, my money is on Kayne for the gay rapper.
I am going with Daniel Radcliffe for the gay actor. Kevin Spacey is a bad guess, as he is gay and NOT closeted! Matthew Broaderick would be a good guess too, except for the fact that he is not currently starring in a play on Broadway. Plus I am not fully convinced he is gay.
Billionaire tycoon? I have no clue.
I am going to guess Bono or Sting for the rock superstar. Yes, Ron Wood is in the Rolling Stones, but he is not the front man. Jon Bon Jovi is rich and famous and probably cheats, but I don't think he is big enough to be the person they are talking about in the "blind items.",
Discuss....
Kaya oh please let it be the nauseating Piven
and I think chap is referring to the dude he was hitting on.
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billionaire most likely is Carlos Slim Helú
Submitted by TALULAME on October 13, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I think #1 is Daddy Yankee, he's been supporting McCain, plus he's a total douchenozzle.
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Daddy Yankee is a total douche but he's not a rapper. He's into Reaggeton. I also think it's Diddy.
3am Girls is from a British newspaper. That is why the used the word "chap."
Cheerio, Carry on, slutz.
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that closeted gay hollywood actor is Daniel Radcliffe, they said the "chap" which is a slang term used where he's from...
I guess Kanye for the gay rapper. He was on Kimmel not long ago wearing a bright scarf wrapped around his throat, with his legs crossed tightly like a big 'ol poofter. Definitely him.
Bon Jovi is quite a flirt w/young chippies.I saw it w/ my own eyes(and had a cig w/ him at a family wedding)
and he is REALLY short
and his face looks like a plastic mask
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troy cramer is FICTITIOUS; you were looking at the plot of a novel.
#2 could be Jeremy Piven. He's on Broadway in Speed the Plow now and my former coworker used to date him and says he's secretly bi. The "chap" thing seems to indicate someone British, though, and Daniel Radcliffe is on Broadway right now too, in Equus.
Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately. (Page Six)
I immediately think of Jon Bon Jovi with these rocker blind items. I'll guess JBJ or Sting?
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I'm guessing it's Bono.
Don't get me wrong, I love him. But I don't doubt for a second he's smuggling his sausage into some other dame's tuna boat.
Who cares? I just want to rub that kitties tummy!
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#2 could be Daniel Ratcliff...
They did use the word "chap"...
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"Politically active rapper" could be any of them! They all have such big mouths and talk about everything. Shoot, it could be all of them! I'm really hoping that it's Kanye or P Diddy, though. *crosses fingers* They are my least favorite.
I think #1 is Daddy Yankee, he's been supporting McCain, plus he's a total douchenozzle.
Does Kanye say he's a big pimp? I always heard people saying he was gay only because he's not like other rappers, doing music about hot girls, sex and parties.
The billionaire it could also be Carlos Slim Helu he is filthy rich ,Everytime theres a news about him they call him a Tycoon and I think his wife is dead.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Not Warren Buffet for the billionaire...his wife of many years died a couple of years ago, and he married his girlfriend (a woman his own age) of many years right away.
Kanye or Diddy -- could be either or both.
I don't think Kevin Spacey has any plays right now. I'll call Matthew Broderick too.
Dunno about the rich dude.
Isn't Ronnie Wood having an affair with a young blonde assistant right now?