Brad Pitt Is So Artsy
W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of his blessed holy family. By "private" I mean public.
The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.
Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox's love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.
Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.
Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I've posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That's what Gay Al Reynold's ass looks like after a busy weekend.
Source: W Magazine
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Submitted by lizzieb on October 13, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I can't decide which is worse. Expecting us to think she feeds the Clomid kids or Bradley as an artist. Ha fucking ha to both.
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I think the expecting us to believe she eats anything, let alone a burger, takes the cake on this one.
Hell naw, Stu-pitt and whoregelina dun did it again. What the fuck is this nonsense. Is this suppose to be the we are happy and "normal" scheme. Brad shame on you. Get you dignity and your balls back. This is just fucking pathethic.
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lizzieb:
Wow....just..wow. And we wonder why we live in such a celeb obsessed society.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
You know what I also discovered, Angelina wants to "save the world" but doesn't want others to. For instance, she is voting for McCain, who is from the party that made it POSSIBLE for her children to live in conditions they lived in before the lady with the big lips saved them from "HELL".
She is just sick and I can't believe people find all of this remotely "cute".
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 13, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 13, 2008 - 12:21pm.
And why does Angelina always wear long flowing gowns like shes some sort of celestial earth mother come to enlighten the ignorant masses.
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So no one will see her cock.
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 13, 2008 - 2:25pm.
OOh yes! Now there's a film to savour. Brad and Ange at the mercy of their biggest fans. Kindly submit a script asap.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 13, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I should think St Ange could suck clean everything in your wardrobe and still have enough suction let over to hoover your house. Whilst breast feeding in full slap of course.
I can't decide which is worse. Expecting us to think she feeds the Clomid kids or Bradley as an artist. Ha fucking ha to both.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
She has one of the most disgusting mouths I've ever seen; I've hated looking at her lips ever since 'The Bone Collector'. Last thing she needs to do is draw attention to them...
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oooo. so controversial... More like inconsistant and hypocritical. How is a person an "activist" for peace, yet encourages her own child's obsession with weapons??? Not only is she mentally unstable, she's stupid.
PS Brad/Angie: why does your brown child have jungle makeup on and your white one does not???
Submitted by lizzieb on October 13, 2008 - 2:22pm.
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I just read that and all I could think of was Kathy Bates from "Misery".
Angelina's crazy twin (her father) was on MSNBC this morning promoting his trivial movie (no one will probably see) calling Obama a Socialist. I actually like Angelina (yes, I said it---don't shot me), but I have come to the conclusion that she is mentally unstable!
Submitted by lizzieb on October 13, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Ladies and Gents. I give you this one- just a few coments in on JJ and this gem.*knocks back pint in one*
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Who do I send my dry-cleaning bill to? I just puked all over every I own.
The pucker picture would be kind of cute if her mouth didn't already disturb me so much.
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Ladies and Gents. I give you this one- just a few coments in on JJ and this gem.*knocks back pint in one*
queen bee @ 10/13/2008 at 11:04 am Angelina is absolutely, positively gorgeous….and Brad Pitt….well, umm…..I wanna sop him up with a spoon!…
…Brad’s soooo scrumptious these days…
…with his cool walk,
…and wise demeanor,
…his paternal instinct,
…his delicious body,
…and sexy squint,
…and architectual intersts,
…and humanitarian tendencies,
…and his SUPER SPERM,
…and now…his photographic talent springing from his inspirational muse, Ms. Angelina Jolie….eeeeeeeeeeeee….
…I love their love.
…The greatest 21st century hollywood love story!!!!!!…by far.
God bless the Jolie-Pitts!
Hey fans!!!….(and haters)….whazup!!…
…We cant stay away from the brilliant light that is created by Brad and Angie’s life….(swoon)..
Beyond parody. Beyond mad. Whole new level of bat faced, bird brained, totally fucked up mentalness.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Dulled knives is code for nun-chucks. The thought of those kiddies with nun-chucks makes me happy.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
You know what she reminds me of in that closeup of her and the plastic burger? One of those soul suckers from Harry Potter. What are they called? Dementors? Nothing but crusty mouth and blackness.
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Goddammit, how am I going to watch "Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix" without thinking of Earth Mother Saint Angie now?!
Submitted by Justina on October 13, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I really don't know what's funnier than stu-pitt fancying himself an artist!
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"Stu-Pitt". Ha ha ha ha!
You know what she reminds me of in that closeup of her and the plastic burger? One of those soul suckers from Harry Potter. What are they called? Dementors? Nothing but crusty mouth and blackness.
Submitted by Stoney on October 13, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Why does Pax look like a neaderthal from a clicking village in remote 'we haven't discovered fire yet' land? Cut that kid's hair and wipe off that ridiculous make-up, whore!
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HA HA HA! I laughed, choked on coffee, and now might puke.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 13, 2008 - 12:21pm.
And why does Angelina always wear long flowing gowns like shes some sort of celestial earth mother come to enlighten the ignorant masses.
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So no one will see her cock.
I really don't know what's funnier than stu-pitt fancying himself an artist! Those pictures are not artsy!!! LOLOL!!! They are very amateur and painfully obvious! Like something a mediocre 1st year photography student would do.
Brad, YOU SUCK!!!
Submitted by Hysteria on October 13, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Someone told me that trying to figure out crazy people was like, "looking in a dark room for a black cat that isn't there."
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That was deep. I like.
Aaahahahahaha! Oh God I love photoshoots that are supposed to ward off breakup rumours. They're so fake.
Just when you think St. Angie is NUTS, there's an underground parking garage of crazy underneath.
bitter please lizzeb
cheers love
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fuckin-a snowy, right!?!?!
thats why im trying to do a minimum of real work today. now wheres that cotton candy machine??
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Submitted by missy on October 13, 2008 - 1:50pm.
i wish i was in the UK with you right now lizzieb... i could go for a pint :)
I'll have one for you. Lager or Bitter? Or shall we push the boat out and have a Guinness?
On topic: I am too scared to go to JJ. I am still bleaching brain after last time.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Missy: It's Columbus Day, what are we doing at work anyway?
we should be home eating Crakin Candy and drinking toasts to the three Crakmigoes.
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She should adopt some american poor kids instead of going around adopting kids from other countries only to be popular and to get publicity in the NEWS. SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!
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i wish i was in the UK with you right now lizzieb... i could go for a pint :)
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Well it's wine opening time here in the UK. Who is going to make the first brave foray into Just Juicy Jolie land? A dagger for the first one!
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I want to see them. much better than usually staged People's mag or Vogue pics.
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Looks like these two took a page from Paris Hilton's "Book of Subtlety & the Media".
I'm sure it's been mentioned, but I love the one where it looks like she's totally grossed out by someone trying to hand her what looks like a sandwich.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
i like the photos. some of them anyway. i do want to see the rest.
but... given cambodia's not so distant history of extreme violence... i don't agree with her letting her kid play with any kind of weapon or trivialize anything that has such violent implications.
but i do believe they are a happy family...! i completely disagree with whoever thinks maddox/zahara or pax would be better off still in an orphanage!
Pax has permanent "attitude" face. So does Zahara. Her "eye bombs", as MK calls them scare me. She has worked them since she was an infant! (Don't fuck with the Z!) Those two kids do not strike me as happy-go-lucky children by any stretch of the imagination. They look mad, sad, lost and bewildered. (On the other hand, Maddox is going to rule.) In a world of affluence, adventure, and "make-believe".. you would think those two would seem like they were having more fun - especially in those oh so care-free "private" moments???
You're welcome, sluts and 'mos!
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Submitted by missy on October 13, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 1:16pm.
aww!! Isnt that kinda cool?
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O that's great! He knows how to ignore poor people!
And to be honest - I don't have a whole lot of problems with alternative lifestyles...there an infinite number of ways to live in this world and none of them have to be bad. It's cool that she mentions resistance... BUT just the orphan babies learn that crying is futile so can any child learn that resistance is futile...
Honestly, tho - all that traveling could be just fine - my issues lay elsewhere. And are plentiful anyway...
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Angie TRIES way to hard in these photos.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 1:16pm.
aww!! Isnt that kinda cool?
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Looks like Ms. Serious Actress Mom Activist is seriously courting publicity these days. Fishing for another Oscar, no doubt. Please give this shit a rest. Too fucking phony!!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Angie on travelling all the time with the kids :-
“It’s part of how I want to raise them,” Jolie says, adding that they’ve shown no resistance to being uprooted. “If you tell them we’re getting on a plane tomorrow, they’re all excited to pack their bags, and if you say we’re not coming back for months, they won’t bat an eye,” she says. “I think they see the world as a home. I’ve seen Madd run through the markets of Addis Ababa [in Ethiopia] and not notice that it’s very poor, or that everyone is African or that he’s Asian. It wouldn’t matter to him.”
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Submitted by Stoney on October 13, 2008 - 1:02pm.
RIGHT out there with it Stone!!
hahahaha, you slay me woman.... loving you and your 'tude over here :)
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Poor Pax. I don't care how many nice possessions they can provide him with. Just look at that poor child. Is he really any happier than he was before she adopted him? He has to be one of the most confused 5-year-olds on the planet right now.
@missy:
Jung would say you got a little Mrs. K. right inside your own heart...but you never saw it til that day:)
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Submitted by Stoney on October 13, 2008 - 1:08pm
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You nailed it..."Quest For Fire Redux."
WTF.
I know, I think it's supposed to look all national georaphic or something. ooooo Bradley! So edgy!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 12:50pm.
YES!
you know how you can dream of "someone" sometimes and have never met them? Like Ill dream of someone who I know in the dream is my friend, but its not My Friend, Suzy M. Reallife..
so what I recall is being somewhere and seeing "you" and saying "Youre Mrs. Kravitz, aren't you"
You were a petite framed woman but solidly built, with glasses, a pretty and makeup free face, and a short close cropped haircut of dark hair with flecks of grey. You were wearing simple, dark clothing.
You said in a peaceful and hushed tone a knowing "yes" with a broad confident smile.
And I felt warm inside and a little shy :)
and thats all I remember!
Funny, huh???
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Thanks for clearing that up for me, DListed hos:)
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