Morning Wood

SO GLAD I wasn't in the minority about Megafake Fox! =D

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Yuck, Megan Fox is so fake looking and a moron to boot. She's had plastic surgery on her tits, nose and mouth:

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=44996

Snowy- soo true. Wa waaat wa whaa wuh wuh. "aduh, you never told me you were going to be gone Friday night!" "I told you THREE times!" *rolls eyes*

LMAO KD he prolly doesn't even notice. to them our voices just sound like grownups on Charlie Brown....
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by snowpiece on October 13, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I'm probably going to get a tattoo some day. When I get around to it, I should tell my BF that I'm getting the name 'Mike' tattoed on me, just to see what he says. (His name is NOT mike) Or Dave. Sometimes I call him Dave to see if he notices that I'm not using his name.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 13, 2008 - 11:29am.

Ooohhh yeeaaaahhhh. No better way to start Thanksgiving than with All Dressed Ruffles and a Lindt dark chocolate ball of magic.
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Nice!!! What's your drink?

My indulgence used to be a bag of bits and bites and a coke.

Submitted by KD on October 13, 2008 - 11:25am.

My BF loves Megan Fox. Whenever we are at any store with magazines, he drools over the covers she is on, and there have been a lot lately.
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Someone here told the story of how they used to go through their mothers fashion mags with a eraser and erase the eyes from models so that they were just white circles. Very creepy, and dead funny.

Just a thought. :D

KD: The tat is actually down kind of below her hipbone, just below the underwear line, so it would kind of make sense if it said Brain!

LOL! '
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Alright, Brenda's eyes are even here. So the left side of her face is experiencing continental drift? pretty soon her left eye will be in her fourHEAD! vertical headlights, man!

Whoaaaaaaaaa, Kate Hudson. Plastic surgery much? Is Hillary Swank black? Too bad Nicole Kidman chose such a pinched, ugly nose. Her original was cute. Renee Zellweger hasn't always been squinty. Speaking of plastic surgery, Sheryl Crow. 'Nuff said. Well, until we get to Tyra.

Hi Snowy!

When I was in middle school, there was a kid that always spelled Brian like "brain". And it was a in a book report where the main characters name was Brian. Drove me nuts! Anyway that is what you made met think of.

The tat is actually down kind of below her hipbone, just below the underwear line, so it would kind of make sense if it said Brain!

I want to go to that Ewing BBQ so fucking bad! I wonder if they would let me push Cliff Barnes in the pool too?

KD: the best would be if she was trying to spell BRAIN.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

My BF was looking at a mag in the store, and there was a pic of M. Fox and she was showing a "Brian" tattoo. My BF was like "Stupid! You don't tattoo someone's name on you!" And I was like Hm, you just now realized she's not that bright?

Megan Fox is pedestrian. I don't think I've ever heard anything of depth come out of her mouth. Maybe she'll look back one day and realize how utterly predictable she was in trying to play the sexy, alternative vamp, if she ever grows up.

A note on the link about Janet Jackson: That E!Online article says she's returning to the stage at Turning Stone Resort & Casino tonight, but that's not true. I work there, she canceled on us too.

"Janet Jackson’s anticipated return to her Rock Witchu tour Monday (10/13) at Turning Stone Resort has been postponed due to doctors orders.

Tickets will be honored for the rescheduled date.

An announcement will be made soon regarding a rescheduled date for this show."
- http://www.turningstone.com/calendar/

Megan Fox is just a poor man's Angelina Jolie. Both are overexposed attention whores.

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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!

Too lazy and sick to look at all the stories, but gotta comment on the Dodgers/Phillies.

WTF is with the Dodger 'fans'? The ones behind the plate. I've never seen a bigger bunch of disinterested people in my life. They probably got the seats from rich friends and could care less about baseball.

It's all completely foreign to me, being originally from Boston.

Go Red Sox!!!!!!!!!

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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond

Any female can have a conversation about comic books with a comic book fan as long as they keep their mouth shut and their tits out. I have faked my way through thousands of conversations on topics I know nothing about just by smiling, nodding, and repeating what the other person said in my own words, and I am no Megan Fox.

Megan Pox would say she roasts infants upside down on a spit and partakes of their tender flesh daily if it meant more men would pay attention to her.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Give me millions of dollars to repeat lines that somebody else wrote and I would gladly put up with the paps. No sympathy for these asshat photogs, though. They deserve whatever they get.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

I Goddam want pasta and meatballs, NOW.

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Amen, Motherfucker.

Tobey who? HA! He's always given me the creeps. The sooner he fades away the better.

And what's up with Janet? Do you think her stomach staple came unraveled? Maybe they just need time to let out those space diva costumes.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Um...... why did the fire department show up because some dink got clocked in the noodle?

Megan Fox probably wouldn't even look at a comic book unless there were male fans she could win by liking them
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Uh sorry guys, Megan Fox is still just something to look at no geek there....

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

ALMOST did CF in? I'd say that bitch is just about D.U.N.

So, apart from getting her teeth fixed with those hideous veneers which are too big to fit in her mouth Shannen also got a nose job a long time ago, right?
Isn't there anyone in Hollywood anymore who's a real beauty?

And Megan Fox looked like a man in drag before she got under the knife.

Hag in drag

Three Spankie pops to the nose for bitchy weepy cunt! One for me, one for LCT and one for Ziggy!

Oh, Colin Farrell, i still love you and want to have your baby. Well, not the baby bit, but the rest is true!!!

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

The booze bottle almost did my neighbor in, too.. but he went to the E.R. and they fixed him right up.. He still walks a lil funny, but his speech has gotten back to normal! We sent that doctor a Christmas card..

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 11:28am.

LOL!

I never even noticed her faux-dramatics until you pointed it out. Those are highschool manipulative tactics.

Bitch please indeed.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by oklahoma on October 13, 2008 - 11:31am.

LCT no better way to start thanksgiving then Dressed Chocolate Balls w/ Ruffles..yeah, that's the ticket!
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Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahah! Hi Okie dear!!

Oh, and is anybody really surprised that Megan has yet to progress past children's picture books?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

That fightless fight was retarted
but not worse than how my favorite team lost yesterday.
*pumping fist in the air* DAMN YOU COWBOYS!!!!

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 11:28am.

Is it wrong of me to want to punch the bitch in the white t-shirt? Bitchy cunt until the cops show, then she gets weepy. Bitch please.
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No. Give her one in the box for me while you're at it.

Submitted by Stock Broker on October 13, 2008 - 11:19am.

I doubt such clear minded logic is going to make it through Miss Maguire's hollow monkey skull.

I would happily trade positions with Tobey. I will live his life of luxury excess and financial security, and he can live my life of thrift, anxiety and mounting student debts.

Stupid twat.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

LCT no better way to start thanksgiving then Dressed Chocolate Balls w/ Ruffles..yeah, that's the ticket!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Thank God Simon Pegg didn't ruin himself by paying Meganhobag a compliment.

Wonk
Who cares?
Who?
Angry midget
Knocked up
*eye roll*
Tell Matt Perry to call me
Hotness

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Ooohhh yeeaaaahhhh. No better way to start Thanksgiving than with All Dressed Ruffles and a Lindt dark chocolate ball of magic.

Is it wrong of me to want to punch the bitch in the white t-shirt? Bitchy cunt until the cops show, then she gets weepy. Bitch please.

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

I liked Megan Fox in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and thats about it. She really needs to stop talking and just stand there.

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

Tobey's friend (the guy) sounds like a little beyotch "You guys are such JERKS!"
also, the girl, what a drama queen.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

My BF loves Megan Fox. Whenever we are at any store with magazines, he drools over the covers she is on, and there have been a lot lately.

Oh, that fightless fight was just "Manny being Manny." *shrugs*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Megan Fox is fake as hell. I can't believe people fall for this bitch's act and who out there believes that... OMG, look at those tits! Love you, Megan!

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

I hate Tobey Maguire.

If he hates fame so much...then RETIRE you stupid douchehose!!

Having you pic taken by paps is part of a celebs job, STFU or disappear. That being said NO ONE should have the right to punch someone else so hard that it makes the other person bleed. I aslo didn't like how ONE person went to help the bleeding man and see if he was OK. The other paps were to busy gtting their stories straight to care. Sick.

~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Also.. List this on your Morning Wood.. Ugh.. Real & Chance are getting their own reality fucking show?? those skanky losers from I Smell New York.. Argh!!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Oh MK, you have made all my wildest dreams come true with this lovely image of a young Brenda Walsh! Thank you, thank you; I will cherish it ALL DAY! What a vision of loveliness! Why am I using so many exclaimation points!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl