JLo And Skeletor Are Truly In Love
Triathlon champion and NON-Scientologist JLO renewed her wedding vows with Skeletor this past weekend in Las Vegas. UsWeekly reports that it was a joint ceremony with their friends Mets player Carlos Beltran and his wife Jessica. The dumb ceremony took place in the penthouse at Caesars Palace at around 3:30am.
JLo and her virgin-blood drinking husband have only been married 4 years. Yes, 4 years and they're already renewing their vows. They're probably as shocked as we are that they've actually lasted 4 years.
A source said that the romantic evening (eye roll and then barf) started out at dinner. The couples then went to see the Pussycat Dolls show at Pure. While there, Skeletor started asking around for a minister. A zombie asking for a minister! There's a joke in there somewhere.
A minister was found and the ceremonies took place shortly after 3 in the morning. A source said, "It was very intimate and sweet. They both talked about how much they love each other. The word 'forever' was used a lot!"
The word "forever" in Hollywood-talk means 2-5 years maximum.
JLo's parents weren't at the ceremony because they were because taking care of the Dragon Tales Twins. Remember them? I'm sure you do, but JLo doesn't.
I don't know if they were high on drugs or booze, but I do know that they are constantly high on famewhoring. That shit is worse than crack. And JLo's massive ego was also involved. A massive ego and an addiction to famewhoring causes you to do shit like this for a little cheap publicity.
HOW is this SKANK STILL relevant??? SMDH
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Sit yo ass down!
TITS she wasn't on madTV, she was a fly girl on In Living Color.
Your face!
Famewhoriness is more addictive than crack I take it. This is the sole reason why J. Lo. THINKS she's relevant, but she's really hasn't been...well, EVER! Skeletor is a better performer and singer than she is, and he's not that much better a person then she is either.
Your face!
Mean to say but I hope JLo and MA's marriage goes the way of MA's marriage to Dayanara Torres after they renewed their vows! Means nothing. And even if MA's a cheating skank, JLo's isn't fit to lick his boots.
now their marriage is official in the eyes of the scientos too...
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Exactly what I say. she has NO CAREER and so this is how she remains, in her eyes, "relevant". media whore is her middle name. Dayanara must be laughing her ass off. What a joke these 2.
i've recently heard that she's auctioning off a few of her dresses to charity after being voted "the less charitable celeb".
hay j-low: why don't you TAKE MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND DONATE? i'm sure all the money in your bank accounts is much more than all the dresses you are auctioning. or how about offering to pay the tutions of a few underprivilaged high school seniors who want to go to college but can't afford it? NOW THATS CHARITY! you know the kind where you don't get all the money back after taxes at the end of the year? cheap bitch.
She was good as a fly girl on mad tv. Ends there.
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Omg, I thought that was my prom picture.
JLo: did you sign the papers darling?
Marc: this morning darling
JLo: then it's official we're forever!and ever and ever and ever...
When those two bump uglies,its hideous.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
ewwwwwww JLO's husband needs to return to his coffin and never see daylight again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, nothing screams "Class & Wedded Bliss" like a coke & booze fueled 3 am Vegas wedding with a couple of drunken friends.
They must truely love each other.
Their love shall echo through the ages from the bells of Hades.
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Beltran was sent as a reminder of what happens WHEN CHOKE OUT! FUCKING FINISH NEXT TIME!!!
How nauseating. It will however make their break up all the more satisfying.
they act like they are Leguizamo and Mira Sorvino from Summer of Sam.. Now that was a hot couple.. I love leguizamo in that movie.. My dog looks like the dog that told Sam to kill.. But hey. that means nothing.. *holds hands against ears to stop hearing dog barking orders* I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 13, 2008 - 11:19am.
Doesn't it! Sincerity overload.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
A zombie asking for a minister! There's a joke in there somewhere.
MK - I wuvs yoo! (Holds out arms looking for hug) Ehn!
Oh and ROTFLMAO - renewal of vows after 4 years. That's the most tragic thing I have ever heard.
I wonder if she will renew her divorce vows. They're not much older.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
A renewal ceremony after 4 years in the middle of the night in Vegas with a random minister.
This screams 'serious'.
Submitted by Sensimina on October 13, 2008 - 10:43am.
Well good fucking luck if she thinks she's going to be a Julia Roberts or some shit.
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For reals. She can't even act that badly;0
I hate the way she's ALWAYS mugging for the camera...she's SO fake. And that's an insult I hardly ever drop - they're all fake...but she's SO fake. It's gross.
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Ooooooh...is she about to fall down? Maybe her darling hubby drained too much bllod this time.
In other words, they break up in a year. He renewed his vows with his first wife too, and then dumped her ass for JeLo's jiggly one.
Hmmmmm, wonder what else JeLo will do to get attention after this. Probably wear billowy shirts to start a few pregnancy rumors, and if that doesn't work, shave her head and attack Ben Affleck's car.
Well good fucking luck if she thinks she's going to be a Julia Roberts or some shit. IMO she's lost what looks she had and she could never sing or act - with everything like it is right now people aren't going to shell out cash to see her nobody ass in some shitty flick. Even with the massive amount of press Angie Jo gets her shit always bombs.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 10:34am.
What the hell? You renew your vows when you're FIFTY!!! OMG and without her parents OR her children??? What is wrong with these people?
GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES! Ugh.
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They have kids??
j/k..
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 13, 2008 - 10:35am.
Oh please.....
I do think these two will last though...they are perfect for each other. Two smug egomaniacs.
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hee hee hee well said
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I think she's gonna concentrate on movies. I saw this movie recently with Robert Redford that she stank up but the movie itself was very well-written and had RR AND Morgan Freeman...So, I'm thinking that's her new plan...
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I've never met a fan of J. Lo in my life. Whatever base she had before, it's gone now. No one wants to see a washed-up forty-something mother gyrating her ass while singing about her bling and how hood she is.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Oh please.....
I do think these two will last though...they are perfect for each other. Two smug egomaniacs.
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What the hell? You renew your vows when you're FIFTY!!! OMG and without her parents OR her children??? What is wrong with these people?
GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES! Ugh.
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He renewed his wedding vows with his ex-wife Dayanara Torres though he cheated on her throughout their ENTIRE marriage with Jenifer. The rumor was when he first married Dayanara, Jennifer was extremely angry with him for doing so. Though she was with which husband at that time?? Rosie O'Donnel even came out saying Jennifer was the main problem throughout Dayanara and Marc's marriage. Rosie is friends with Dayanara.
Renewing their vows means nothing and is just for publicity.
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MK:The dumb ceremony took place in the penthouse at Caesars Palace at around 3:30am.
Hmm...so that's what woke me up. Their love vows shook the ground...no wait, I had to pee. Then I went back to bed.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I am curious to know if he spends any quality time with his other children.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
i think they are standing so close together, so he can suck the fat and any nutrients out of that Belly.,, The BELLLY!!! That's out he feeds, and lives.. I peeked thru a basement window and watched this one night.. Yeah, I'm creepy..
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Never mind J Lo...a baseball player renewing his vows. An oxymoron if there ever was one. Few ever knew baseballers better than me and I'm tellin' you -- this is rarer than Haley's comet!
She looks like she's going to collapse. I'm sure she's trying to show us her "O" face, demonstrating how sexy her husband is, but really she looks like she's asphyxiating.
I can tell she's back with her old manager, the publicity stunts are even more desperate than they were before. Next she'll take an ad out in the papers to tell everyone what a wonderful, down to earth hands on mother and person she is, because when your humble and down to earth that's what you do announce it to everyone with a bull horn. And I love all this privacy she wants with her personal life so you go to vegas photograph it and release it to the press. God, I never knew one human being could be so full of s***!!!
Typical Carlos! You traitor!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Desperate to remain relevant much? Why can't JLo just be grateful that she's made the maximum amount of money from her very minimal talent and go away quietly??
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
yes, because we all know it is sooooo difficult to renew vows in vegas, its so romantic that they went that extra mile to prove their love again.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling: "Ughhhhh and that face annoys me beyond belief....If you have to try that hard to be seductive and sexy..then news flash your NOT!!!!"
Agreed. And if you have to renew your vows after 4 years and tell everyone about it, things probably aren't that great.
The Minister should have doused Skeltor with Holy Water & then driven a wooden stake through his heart.
I hate these 2 more with each passing day.
Nothing screams romance and marriage like a Pussycat dolls show.
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Who the hell cares, are they gonna announce whether their kids took a piss and a dump too!!!
four years? i've never gotten used to these two- such a weird match. she was better with ben whatshisname or p.diddy, being famewhores together- skeletor is just strange.
...and nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down!
Ughhhhh and that face annoys me beyond belief....If you have to try that hard to be seductive and sexy..then news flash your NOT!!!!
"The word "forever" in Hollywood-talk means 2-5 years maximum."
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How could he find virgin blood at a Pussycat Dolls show?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 13, 2008 - 9:15am.
4 years??? I thought you renewed your vows after 10 years min. Whats the point if you do it every few years????
it's been a few whole weeks since she ran that marathon and popped out those Dragon Tails! Something had to be done to get attention!
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