Is She Or Isn't She?
Weeeed Eater! Weeeeed Eater ! Sorry. Seeing that sort of made me excited.
Anytrashy, Lynne Spears needs more people! First we heard that Jamie Lynn IS knocked up! Then we heard it was just Taco Bell gas and she isn't carrying! Now some bitch is saying Jamie Lynn IS pregnant, but is denying it to buy some time.
With all eyes on Brit Brit's nekkid greasy chicken bone ass lately and Jamie Lynn no longer in the spotlight for being a knocked up 16 year old, she must have gotten a little jealous and needed to steal Our Lady of Cheeto's thunder by being a knocked up 17-YEAR-OLD.
The National Enquirer claims that one of Jamie Lynn's hillbilly family members has confirmed that she went and got herself knocked up. Jamie Lynn told the family member that it's Casey Aldridge's, but we all know what happens down on the bayou. Cousins get horny, daddies gets lonely. I STILL can't believe she could let some dude squirt his baby batter all up inside her trashy hillbilly teen ass AGAIN and think that nothing would happen. Maybe Zoey 101 should have been titled Dumb Pregnant Teenage Bitch 101.
This close family member (who is probably her cousin/uncle/half-brother) goes on to say that Casey was pissed when he found out about the pregnancy through the media instead of straight out his baby mama's mouf. Well, no shit! Who could blame the fucktard for being pissed? How'd you like it if the rest of the world knew before you did that your underage concubine was pregnant with your second child and that you were too stupid to work a condom? Cue Casey saying, "Condom? Whut's thet? Ahs jest pull out befo' ahs drop!"
The family member continued to run their yap saying that, “Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy and she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."
Lynne not wanting to talk about something publicly? Translation: Lynne is not ready to talk about it to the tabloids until the right price is met.
Here's Jamie Lynn at WaMa (aka Wal-Mart) in Mississippi yesterday. Hopefully, she's buying an economy-sized pack of condoms and Spermicide. Her "Yoga Makes Me Flexible" t-shirt says it all. That's what got her into this mess!
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Submitted by snarkyblondegirl on October 12, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Honestly, I don't know what's worse: a girl/teen mom who's too stupid for life, or a stage mother who seems to enjoy fucking up her kids lives as a sport.
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It wasn't her mom that stuck Casey's penis in JLS's vagina.
Hahaha, angel! Now she has two things going for her. No wait, she puts her baby in a carseat. She's three up now, Britters!
LMAO @ underaged concubine MK.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 12, 2008 - 12:53pm.
JL has one up on Britney....she likes to wash her hair.
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Hell, at least she's got some of her own hair to wash!
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Honestly, I don't know what's worse: a girl/teen mom who's too stupid for life, or a stage mother who seems to enjoy fucking up her kids lives as a sport.
Yes, it was JL who dun' gone and got herself knocked up again, but don't you think after the first teen pregnancy Lynne Spears would finally have the "birds and the bees" talk with her daughter?
JL has one up on Britney....she likes to wash her hair.
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Her neck is accurate representation of what will happen in the near future to all that is below it.Clearly everything from the neck up is already a wasteland.
I am so sick of this whitetrash spears family. These people have abosolutly no class and Lynn spears is a horrible mother who cares about nothing but money ,yet she pretends to be an innocent victim.
even tho this is the cheap-o version of Brit Brit, i get all warm and fuzzy inside thinking of all the wonderful entertainment she can grant us with - Another booh-booh in record time (beating the Lady of Cheeto)maybe she'll shave her head, beat a couple of Wa-Ma cashiers, hit Taco Bell at 2am, the possibilities are endless. I hoped with all my heart our beloved crazy Shitney would come back, but bitch is even wearing bras, so, there goes the dream....
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I guess somebody forgot to tell her that purity rings only work at preventing pregnancy if you follow the instructions.
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Nothin' wrong with shopping at discount stores; I've seen plenty of pics of Heidi Klum at Target... does that make HER trashy?
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She really ought to have that goiter looked at.
@ Green is Good: I'd like to feel sorry for her and understand where you're coming from, but, whether her mother coerced her or not, she did sell her story and looks like she's still wanting to keep whatever is left of her career alive, or just keep making money off the paps/tabs/gossip sites, like her older sister.
p.s. I wanna tear those white-trash jeans off with my teef. Where da LA Gears???
Submitted by Rosemary on October 12, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I feel so bad for her.
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Why?
these were her CHOICES. She is a dumbass.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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Submitted by Madam Pince on October 12, 2008 - 11:48am.
As they say on aircraft carriers, "Abort! Abort! Abort!"
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or as they say in AbFab ;D
...am laughing out loud at all the comments below, btw, love y'all this morning -- BUT only this morning, jk!
This CUNT supports China in America's time of need by shopping at Wal-Mart!! Ship her to the Gulag!
I feel so bad for her.
Fundielicious "family values" in action, y'all.
Even the stork is rolling his eyes at this one. He's probably all like "Oh, not this bitch again."
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Despite her and Casey's lack of common sense regarding birth control, I'm starting to feel sorry for JL. She's not parading around LA like her attention-whore sister. She's just living quietly and shopping at Walmat! There are Pappz bored enough to follow her around Walmart?
Also, her career is over. She's never working for the Mouse again. I hope she's got a piece of the backend on those Zoe 101 DVD's.
I hope she wises up and gets a college degree.
Lynne Spears "I did the best I could for my children" plea for media forgiveness in 3.....2.....1.....
Submitted by Ginalicious on October 12, 2008 - 12:31pm.
WTH is wrong with her neck?
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It is a Spears' trait.
Schneck- when the neck is as wide as the shoulders, so you look neckless in ways....
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If this is true, her mother has done one hell of a job not teaching her kids a damn thing.
Looking into the abyss...
Yeah. Her boobies ARE nice. I don't hate her anymore:) Ok - I never did; honestly, I hardly even noticed her until my daughter came to me and said ZOEY 101 is PREGNANT!
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Funny how "Knocked Up...The Sequel" explodes all over the media the same week big sis is releasing her comeback video. Always "rasslin'" each other for the spotlight.
As for Lynne, she should have marketed the book as fiction. Ain't nobody gonna listen to a damn thing she says about "Christian parenting" now.
WTH is wrong with her neck?
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This family is about as dumb as a sack of hair.
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Hey chichi, How fucking stupid are you?!? I made a comment and stated my opinion, I hadn't considered..... what would chichi want me to think?!
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She really fucked up bad by getting knocked up. I think she pretty much lost her place in Hollywood.. Granted, she only got it because she is Britney's sister.. but still. She's living in some podunk town buying hair products at WalMart.. how sad is that? I wouldn't even put those cheap ass products in my mane.
She does look pretty though.. and her gazoomba's are very large.
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You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together.. justifying what could've, would've happened - or you can just leave the pieces of the floor and move the fuck on..
Is there something about the last name 'Spears' that means you're prone to getting knocked up 5 minutes after you give birth to the last one?
She's more fertile than Michelle Duggar! This is bad...
angel, if JL was as athletic a child as Brit was, she's have the same stubby big muscles....she has the same shape....IMO of course....
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Holy Fuuuck! Weedeaters are $64.27 at WallyWorld! Shit! Okay, I never used a weedeater, but that's a lot more interesting than this little bitch.
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great rack
OK, wait: yes, I'm crazy. But wouldn't that make her both a MILF and jail bait? Talk about double threat.
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Call me crazy, but I think she looks pretty hot.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 12, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I don't doubt for a minute that she is pregnant again.
Dumbass hick.
Angel, she and Brit have the same body type- I think she'll have every weight "issue" Britney has had.....
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Wow. Do you really think so? I always saw JL as the skinny one. Her legs and arms are bones compared to Britney's fleshy drumsticks...But to be fair, I don't look at either of them that much...
Not now, of course, having just had a baby and being pregnant! (we think)
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Ms Mia, how fucking stupid are you? Do these pics look like a planned photo-op to you? At Wal-Mart? Please. You don't need to help the Spears family look like fucktards... what they do for real is enough!
I don't doubt for a minute that she is pregnant again.
Dumbass hick.
Angel, she and Brit have the same body type- I think she'll have every weight "issue" Britney has had.....
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ROCKS are smarter than this bunch.
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stupid hillbilly whore
LOL, Mr. Pres:
I guess not!
And, honestly, I don't think she's every gonna have the weight issues that Britney has...her body's totally different. That must infuriate BritBrit. YAY!
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"Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."
This may not be a popular opinion, but if she IS stupid enough to get preggo again, what's to think about when it comes to getting an abortion? She's frikkin' 17 years-old, and she already looks like a haggard mess from 1 kid! As it is, Maddie is going to grow up without a father, because Casey ain't sticking around to marry JL.
You KNOW mommy Lynne isn't doing shit to help JL out, including explaining where babies come from.
She does not look pregnant, at this point. I find it comical that all the paparazzi need do is linger at the WalMart for their opportunity to get multiple -and boring photos of Jamie Lynn shopping, walking to her car-- shopping for hair styling products, etc. I mean, she is looking for attention and a photo op constantly, because you can buy all of that stuff online, and cheaper!
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
could she be that stup.....oh wait, dumb question!
I applaud her frugality though. Economy is shot to shit, best to save your dough. Buy Suave bitches, it's the same thing!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
You know how you read those stories about people who are so stupid that they mix up the kid in the basket with the groceries and put the wrong one in the trunk or on the roof of the car? Yeah, she comes to mind.
but have to say... as far as celebrity siblings wannabes go.. she is on the more tolerable side. (ali lohan and that horse..duff sister make me want to puke)
I guess the Kentwood Wal-Mart doesn't stock condoms.
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i hope it was that toothless uncle who lives in a trailer that told on her. he also has britney's half naked album cover stuck to his fridge
i have a soft spot for that guy.