Is She Or Isn't She?
Weeeed Eater! Weeeeed Eater ! Sorry. Seeing that sort of made me excited.
Anytrashy, Lynne Spears needs more people! First we heard that Jamie Lynn IS knocked up! Then we heard it was just Taco Bell gas and she isn't carrying! Now some bitch is saying Jamie Lynn IS pregnant, but is denying it to buy some time.
With all eyes on Brit Brit's nekkid greasy chicken bone ass lately and Jamie Lynn no longer in the spotlight for being a knocked up 16 year old, she must have gotten a little jealous and needed to steal Our Lady of Cheeto's thunder by being a knocked up 17-YEAR-OLD.
The National Enquirer claims that one of Jamie Lynn's hillbilly family members has confirmed that she went and got herself knocked up. Jamie Lynn told the family member that it's Casey Aldridge's, but we all know what happens down on the bayou. Cousins get horny, daddies gets lonely. I STILL can't believe she could let some dude squirt his baby batter all up inside her trashy hillbilly teen ass AGAIN and think that nothing would happen. Maybe Zoey 101 should have been titled Dumb Pregnant Teenage Bitch 101.
This close family member (who is probably her cousin/uncle/half-brother) goes on to say that Casey was pissed when he found out about the pregnancy through the media instead of straight out his baby mama's mouf. Well, no shit! Who could blame the fucktard for being pissed? How'd you like it if the rest of the world knew before you did that your underage concubine was pregnant with your second child and that you were too stupid to work a condom? Cue Casey saying, "Condom? Whut's thet? Ahs jest pull out befo' ahs drop!"
The family member continued to run their yap saying that, “Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy and she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."
Lynne not wanting to talk about something publicly? Translation: Lynne is not ready to talk about it to the tabloids until the right price is met.
Here's Jamie Lynn at WaMa (aka Wal-Mart) in Mississippi yesterday. Hopefully, she's buying an economy-sized pack of condoms and Spermicide. Her "Yoga Makes Me Flexible" t-shirt says it all. That's what got her into this mess!
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Submitted by just a floozy on October 14, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Okay, well, I don't read the Beyonce threads, which is why I didn't know, so there's no need to drag that shit into here. If she starts shit in the Beyonce thread, have at her in there... just try to contain the drama to one thread if possible :)
aquarius:
this poster praises beyonce and thinks beyonce is better than jl when in fact, thats not the case. read her posts on the recent beyonce spreads (here) and you'll see what i mean.
Submitted by just a floozy on October 13, 2008 - 1:51pm.
She never said anything about Beyonce in her post, though! She was just talking smack about the Spears, the same as the rest of us. I don't understand why everyone was jumping all over her.
aquarius:
i was not critizing her avi i could care less about it. i was critizing her for throughing stones for her idol who is just as much trash as jl yet she's judging her.
Gurl looks tired as hell for a 17 yr old! Maybe she just wanted to be like her big sis and have two right away - ya know - so she could ruin her life too w/a couple of mistakes :)
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Submitted by aquarius on October 13, 2008 - 8:48am.
Submitted by just a floozy on October 13, 2008 - 1:57am.
(Actually I thought it was a Rihanna avatar, but what do I know). Seriously though, unless the poster pulls a HA and injects the object of their avatar affection into EVERY thread, relevant or not, there's no reason to criticize their opinions simply because they have an avatar you may not like.
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If she wants to be a Wally World shoppin', droppin' the baby off at the log cabin (thumbnaail 4, WTF?), two time losin' babymama, go right ahead. With emphasis on go. Go away and be a baby factory. Mama Lynne, I don't wanna hear it, so please stay off tv and out of the magazines.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Submitted by just a floozy on October 13, 2008 - 1:57am.
Not trying to start anything (really) but this is the second or third time I've seen somebody jump all over sharoninshape for having a Beyonce avatar anytime she says anything about Brit or JLS. (Actually I thought it was a Rihanna avatar, but what do I know). Seriously though, unless the poster pulls a HA and injects the object of their avatar affection into EVERY thread, relevant or not, there's no reason to criticize their opinions simply because they have an avatar you may not like.
*steps off soapbox*
im just wondering why shes at wal mart all the time.. can't she afford target or some shit??
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Can't she afford to buy better hair products than Garnier?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
now she'll be needing the double wide stroller. at least she doesn't have to worry about supporting yet another kid at 16
Submitted by missy on October 12, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:11pm.
you were in my dream last night :)
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TITS:
i copied it from another d-lister and MIKES damn system would not allow me to copy all of it. i'm so pissed. it was really bautiful though.
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Why would they be freaking out? That's another 2 mil they'd get for the new baby.
And what freaks me out is that they're following a minor around in Wal-Mart.
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Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 11:12pm.
HA! My vote's for wang.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by gucci on October 12, 2008 - 8:16pm.
It is in the present moment, that we are truly alive! When we awaken to the silence of our minds, we are able to hear the wisdom of our souls. Our presence allows us to fully participate in our lives and enjoy all the peace, joy and w
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w...? WHAT???
Wang?
Whippets?
Watermelons?
What?!? Don't leave us hanging.
sharoninshape:
what kind of mother allow their daughter to move in with a boyfriend baby daddy while not marry or an adult. Of course she is in her house playiung house and won't be surprise if she knockup the spears family is the defination of trash. the oldest one is making porn calling it music video.
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she's trash compared to who? your dicksucking ex-drug dealer marrying piece of trash idol beyonce? get over yourself and beyonce. miss spears is trash yes but throwing stones for Miss beweevece is just stupid.
Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 8:06pm.
heh, 36 and STILL waiting. Although waiting this long wasn't exactly my choice. Prospects are looking good though.
eh...I'd hit it
Submitted by GossipGrrl on October 12, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Vote on whether or not you think JLS is pregnant at www.howlegit.com
I choose to give this tipster credence SIMPLY based on the fact that this is the SPEARS family we're talking about. They ARE that stupid and selfish.
Hekki, me too! I was a good kid, smart kid, yet I did some STUPID fucking things.....
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submitted by thehoustongirl:
?????????????????????? can I buy a vowel? LMMFAO!!!
and your dick sucking "icon" Beyonce is the same way...EXACTLY. You see, Black or White, its TRASH out there regardless.
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thank you so the fuck much! i don't know who this person is but she's oviously very bias!
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Hekki - Yes. If teens want unconditional love, pets or teddy bears (or unicorns) are more viable choices!
Submitted by Hysteria: "Does anyone remember how stupid they were when age 16-17? Kids shouldn't have kids. They don't have the life experience."
Totally! I was a mature, intelligent kid with relatively good judgment. Sometimes I think about stuff I did and thank my lucky stars I didn't wind up in a ditch or jail. And I was the "good" kid.
Also, I think every teenage girl should be forced to babysit for their spending money and watch three live births. It would cut down on the teen pregnancy birth rate. It's why I waited until I was 33 to have my first kid.
Vote on whether or not you think JLS is pregnant at www.howlegit.com
@sharoninshape on October 12, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I am so sick of this whitetrash spears family. These people have abosolutly no class and Lynn spears is a horrible mother who cares about nothing but money ,yet she pretends to be an innocent victim
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you say this yet you love beyonce......
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Submitted by sharoninshape on October 12, 2008 - 7:55pm.
what kind of mother allow their daughter to move in with a boyfriend baby daddy while not marry or an adult. Of course she is in her house playiung house and won't be surprise if she knockup the spears family is the defination of trash. the oldest one is making porn calling it music video.
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?????????????????????? can I buy a vowel? LMMFAO!!!
and your dick sucking "icon" Beyonce is the same way...EXACTLY. You see, Black or White, its TRASH out there regardless.
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She is a prime example of why in certain situations, I support forced sterilization.
what kind of mother allow their daughter to move in with a boyfriend baby daddy while not marry or an adult. Of course she is in her house playiung house and won't be surprise if she knockup the spears family is the defination of trash. the oldest one is making porn calling it music video.
Does anyone remember how stupid they were when age 16-17? Kids shouldn't have kids. They don't have the life experience. This little wench is just selfish and dumb. It's in the hicktard genes.
Oh sweet Jesus let this be true.
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Fuck my life.
She's holding Garnier Fructis Leave In Conditioner.
I don't care about anything else it just reminded me I need some.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
So basically, she gets knocked up to sell pics and stories to tabloids as her career of choice, since she doesn't have any other skills.
I love her shirt. Nice to advertise she's good in bed at her age with one bun just baked at age 17. I wish she were Sarah Pallin's daughter. You betcha!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:11pm.
you were in my dream last night :)
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This is hilarious! I'm waiting for confirmantion tho....gotta end 2008 with a bang I guess
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I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Fuck. So I gone and had my daughter when I was 32. And now I decide that one more would be a not so good idea because I want to lavish her with 100% of my time and money. Now by the time this girl is 32, she might be a grandmom! Am I living on the same planet as everyone else? Oh well congrats to all mommas.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 1:57pm.
This little ho sooooooooooooo does not want to be in show business and support her mom.
Get knocked up at 16, get knocked up again?
Career O-VAH.
She's a sly one that Jamie Lynn.
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At least shes clean, cute and takes care of her kid. I think she looks really good, even though shes run down. Guess we'll find out {or NOT} if shes really preggers, but just imagine being Shitneys sister, and having Lynn the whore as a mom. I feel sorry for her, even though shes made her own mistakes. shes wayyyyyyy cuter that Shitney will EVER be, and shes not the self absorbed whore that her sister is.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Word, mamacita!
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Submitted by Green Is Good: "Mrs.Kravitz, it's the same reason Asslee Simpson git pregnant and married: to ESCAPE her pervoid, creepy dad's clutches."
Agree. Another thing: I really believe when teenagers have babies, it's because they have a need for unconditional love.
And girls who have a lot going on and real prospects for success are usually careful about getting pregnant. If they slip up, they have abortions. I'm saying USUALLY, because yes, there are exceptions to this.
Even though she's looking a little run down, and something is wrong with her neck, she still looks tons better than her older sister with her linebacker shoulders and weightlifter legs.
Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 12:02pm.
And, honestly, I don't think she's every gonna have the weight issues that Britney has...her body's totally different. That must infuriate BritBrit. YAY!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 12, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Angel, she and Brit have the same body type- I think she'll have every weight "issue" Britney has had.....
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Yeah, it's just Britney isn't 17..
I tend to lean conservative on most issues...WITH THE GLARING EXCEPTION OF SOCIO-SEXUAL ISSUES.My critique of the grab bag of ideas that constitute "conservatism" is that sadly people like the SPEARS & the PALINS have a disproportionate influence over the direction of the ideology.I don't think it's worth having "loyal foot soldiers" when they are clearly this ass-backward of mind.Of course my line of thought does'nt win elections.I can only say thanx mom & DAD for teaching me how to handle sex before it handled me.
Well she at least needs to wait until she's 18 to start pulling this crap, Lynne gets to keep whatever she makes now... at this rate, once she's 18 Lynne will be about done with her anyway.
I have no sympathy for this dumb little backwoods slut. If she didn't learn her lesson the first time, she never will. Wait, what lesson was that? That having a child when you're 16 is irresponsible, or that it means someone will pay you $1 million for your baby pics? Hmmm.
Submitted by aquarius on October 12, 2008 - 5:08pm.
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Thank you. AIDS is no joke and this bitch'll be dead if she keeps fucking around with her nasty ass, cheating, douchebag of a boyfriend. But you can't tell these Spears' nothing...
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Even discounting the risk of pregnancy, why wouldn't she use a condom with a guy who CHEATED on her with several different women? If it was just one chick saying she fucked him, JL could write her off as crazy... but if I had 3 or 4 different people telling me they'd been fucking my 19-year-old boyfriend (as 19-year-old boys are SO known for their everlasting fidelity anyway), I'd be making that guy strap one on! Assuming I hadn't thrown him to the curb by then.
I mean, is she TRYING to get AIDS, or what?