There's Something Missing
Who sucked all the tranny make-up off of Xtina?! She obviously feels a little sad without all that grease on her face because she looks like a sad little tranny clown. MiserAlba has some competition!
Sad tranny Xtina makes me a little black and blue in the heart too. I miss my tranny clown and her face covered with enough make-up to paint the mugs of a dozen drag queens. It hurts to say that, but sometimes you just have to admit the truth.
The red lipstick needs to come back. This new shade makes her mouth look constipated. Maybe she's trying to tone it down because she wants to look like a loving mother. I hope it's just a phase.
Here's Xtina looking like a bag of month-old Easter candy with milky Max and Bat Boy at Heathrow Airport in London yesterday.
You know, I'm trying to see why Xtina keeps Bat Boy around. Don't say he has big peen, because you know he doesn't. He probably has a really hairy taquito dick. I bet there's ingrown hairs on the tip and his urethra flaps are abnormally large. When he pees, it shoots up like a fountain. Yeah, I know. My imagination knows no bounds when it comes to peen.
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christian is a pretty girl but she wears too much makeup. She beautiful naturally with her gorgeous blue eyes.She perfect ,she a natural blonde and has natural blue eyes that fake paris is always trying to have and max is such a cutie he look like both of his parents. he has his mom eyes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 12, 2008 - 7:42pm.
yeah, he definitely looks like a little boy....no mistaking that...
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And you know what little boys turn into... poor kid. *still manhating*
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 12, 2008 - 7:42pm.
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LOL, okay that just proves how slow I am that I didn't even think of that. I'll go on their site and compare prices then. Thanks!
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Actually, I am surprised that some people think that little boy is ugly. I think he is remarkably cute, especially considering his father's fugliness.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 12, 2008 - 7:20pm.
@ angel
but she always said that she just likes playing around with make up - seeing what works and what doesnt
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I can't wait til the part where she sees what works! ;p
(j/k - ok, not really...just joshing! Ha!)
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QC, you get get Sephora stuff online...
yeah, he definitely looks like a little boy....no mistaking that...
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Max is okay looking.
Submitted by kate773 on October 12, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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Oh, I hear ya on the skin situation, lol. I should probably go buy some of that then when I get paid Friday. I don't have a Sephora around me so hopefully they have that brand at Douglas. Thanks for the inadvertent suggestion :)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Christine looks good here. Love her voice.
OMG he's cute. He looks like a boy. I hate when I see a baby and I'm looking at the clothes to determine what sex it is. He's such a wittle man.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
she looks good without the makeup though i wish we could see her whole face. and cute kid. rock on christina.
just an honest opinion here.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 12, 2008 - 7:19pm
I got the primer from Sephora, its called Tease Zone. I need it because as I said, I unfortunately struggle with pretty oily skin (sorry for anyone who really didn't want to know this about me... : ) ). It helps alot with shine. However, if you have only mildly oily skin then you probably wouldn't need it.
@ angel
Lol, I'm Shelly wishes she could dress Christina sometimes! lol
That's what gets a loty of people her make up. During her Dirrty days I could get it, somtimes she looked as if she dived head first into a bath of make up, stood and gone "ta dah! done!" and sometimes during the 50's Hollywood galm look. I know that she hates her nose, she thinks it's too big and she's embarrased by her freckles, but she always said that she just likes playing around with make up - seeing what works and what doesnt and just having fun with it - without trying to take how she looks to seriously.
I like that about her though, she's not one of these people that just sticks with the same look for forever, she likes to play around and keeps her form being boring and people talk about it, which in the end is good for her.
Ahhhhh i'm babbling, I promise to shut up now!
I agree though, she needs to find that inner confidence, then she'd be more succesful than she is now.
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Submitted by kate773 on October 12, 2008 - 6:30pm.
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Did you buy the primer from their line or did you get it from somewhere else? Because I wasn't sure if I needed it or not, it just didn't seem necessary at the time; however, when I start sweating I don't like the feel of it mixed with the makeup. Otherwise, it's fine and it looks great!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 12, 2008 - 7:04pm.
ugly baby.
Looks just like bat-boy, her "producer" and the only single male that she was probably allowed access to at the time.
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Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
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ugly baby.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I seriously didn't recognize who this was without the tranny make up!
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Rugby Hotties!
So, I just noticed something, and if its been like this for a while, pardon me, I've been distracted. :)
Where are all the spammers and their "She's so beautiful, I saw her bumping oysters on xxxxxxxxxx.xom"
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@ Mustang Sally
Thank you :0)
I'm not sure actually. Right now, when it's a pale pink, it's nice. When it's bright pink it's horrible. I perfer it over the red, the red was nice, but then it got old really quick. I keep hearing from people that know her that this is a "mini" era and that she's going to do a complete 360 with her look in '09 when the new album comes out. So if that is the case, the pink is only here for a few months - and that can deal with!
A bad day - Christina was smiling and laughing when she was spotted boarding the plan from LA. It's her first time outside the states since Max was born and I think she was just worried about the fan reaction - would we go overboard etc.... Hopefully, she won't be as tense on Tuesday. She should be relaxed by now.
The design on the t-shirt is a piano. :0)
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I'd probably be a little pissy too if the paps were up my nose 24/7. Yes, I know she's famous and it's part of the territory, but if my child was involved, the claws would be out. I mean, she can't stay home all the time, right?
And despite the odds, that bambino is CUTE!
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This is a girl that has one of the greatest voices of our lifetime. I really think that she hasn't been managed correctly, and I blame Bat-Boy for that. I'm happy for her and her family, and everything, but I really believe that he is not good for her career.
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Submitted by JordanBratman on October 12, 2008 - 6:44pm.
I am not mieskeit. Just ask Christina!
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You are also a mensch, which is why I am partial to you. That it is why Christina married you. She's no dummy!
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
@Mustang Sally:
Like I said: Today she wore her makeup on her body...except her lipstick...but it's not quite so thick so she had to make up for that.
Honestly, she looks like she's got "mommy brain".
She couldn't decide what to wear so she wore everything.LOL! (Is it a "jeans" print on that...thing?)
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Submitted by Snarkley on October 12, 2008 - 6:41pm
You bring up a good point. As much as people give CA crap, and I certainly did in her drrrty grrl days when she looked like she had been dipped in grease, the girl can sing like a motherfucker. And with a few exceptions, she's conducted herself pretty well and kept herself out of trouble.
@DAE
Since you are Christina's biggest fan on here (and I respect the fact that you are intelligent and stable - unlike "She Who Shall Not Be Named") and you seem like a real sweetheart, could you tell me how you feel about this lipstick colour? To me, it's godawful but I'm not your age. Also, does she always look so on edge or is this just a bad day?
To anyone: What the hell is she wearing? That white shirt thing has some design on it which someone will recognize, immediately, and will put me out of my misery by telling me if those are daggers pointing to her twat or a bunch of table legs. My eyes are getting crossed trying to figure it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:20pm.
I happen to be very partial to Bat Boy even though he is a meiskeit.
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I am not mieskeit. Just ask Christina!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:36pm.
@angel_i♥
lol
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LOL! How coy, Mrs. K:)
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OK Great, now hook us up with some great new music. Tell Bat-boy to stay home and mind the baby, we know you can do it. Belt out some of those great Christina awesome vocals that you are capable of, and that 'you-know-who' will never be capable of. Show 'em who's boss, bb!
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@angel_i♥
lol
Meiskeit (mees-kite)=ugly, funny-looking, geeky, unattractive person.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
If you compare pics of Christina when she was little, Max definitely looks like Christina!
Oh yeah, she looks good without all the shit on her face and the baby is cute.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I use that too, the foundation, blush and mineral veil. Love love love it. So natural looking. I have very oily skin too so this helps.
I use a non-greasy 20 SPF moisturizer then a mattifying primer under it as well. Doesn't keep me oil free all day, but it definitely helps keep it under control.
her baby is really adorable.
She's probably miserable because she is married. marriage can do that ya know.
@DAE:
Well, it's all good to me. I think she's cool and her mother dresses her funny;p
Really, the only thing that gets me is the makeup. And the way she seems tense. She has way more going for her than she thinks she does but if she can't just find that faith in her own heart she'll never shine quite as much as she could...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:20pm.
I happen to be very partial to Bat Boy even though he is a meiskeit.
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Huh?
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I happen to be very partial to Bat Boy even though he is a meiskeit.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
I think Xtina looks cute.
Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 5:28pm.
LEAVE CHRISTINA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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Hey, isn't that DAE's job?
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Nooooooo!
You're free to say whatever you want about her.
To quote Christina "If ya can dish out, you gotta learn to take it back"
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Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 6:02pm.
You working some overtime, Mrs. K?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 12, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Do you need an exorcism?
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Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
@ forever.now
I can def she her throwing lots of themed parties/days for him as he grows up, espically Hallween.
She does, she really goes for it. When she had the black hair though she said she was going through a "dark phase" and that she was unhappy (I can't remember when she said that.)
Doing girl stuff with Christina *dies* That would be awsome, espically with her credit card!! lol
She has enough scarfs and hats to last a lifetime though. Maybe I could get her to wear blue lippy....
@ yoze
Jordan does wear his wedding ring. It's on a necklace, which he never takes off. The necklace was design espically for him because he HATES wearing rings.
IMO, Christina isn't wearing hers because it's huge and chunky and could rub agasint Max, so therefore she doesn't wear it when holding him.
@ Mrs. K
There aren't enough "o"'s there! lol
@ Pearl_Necklace
Yep! lol Embrace the Christina fever!! Christina would want you to! ;0)
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And that kid's a cutie patoot.
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She wore her makeup on her body today.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 5:28pm.
LEAVE CHRISTINA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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Hey, isn't that DAE's job?
You working some overtime, Mrs. K?
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The boy looks like his father
She looks cute. We can't see her eyes, though. She could have raccoon eyes under those sunglasses.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Do you need an exorcism?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 12, 2008 - 5:43pm.
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Mrs. K., when did you start channelling Chrissy Crocker?
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Right after his first video was released.
I was lost from the moment I saw him.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
*popping in
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 12, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 12, 2008 - 3:11pm.
ah you found all 3 -- there's one where she's at a lake when she first started dating Bat Boy I think -- OH GOD SOMEONE HELP I'M XTINAFIYING!!! bye!
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These pics?
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=598&pos=5
The lake thing threw me off. She wasn't at a lake, she was enjoying her bday at the Bahamas. :0)
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YAY, that's EXACTLY the one I was thinking of! Wow, you're the truly the go-to source for all things Xtina ;D
*popping back out before Xtina fever blows me over again!