There's Something Missing
Who sucked all the tranny make-up off of Xtina?! She obviously feels a little sad without all that grease on her face because she looks like a sad little tranny clown. MiserAlba has some competition!
Sad tranny Xtina makes me a little black and blue in the heart too. I miss my tranny clown and her face covered with enough make-up to paint the mugs of a dozen drag queens. It hurts to say that, but sometimes you just have to admit the truth.
The red lipstick needs to come back. This new shade makes her mouth look constipated. Maybe she's trying to tone it down because she wants to look like a loving mother. I hope it's just a phase.
Here's Xtina looking like a bag of month-old Easter candy with milky Max and Bat Boy at Heathrow Airport in London yesterday.
You know, I'm trying to see why Xtina keeps Bat Boy around. Don't say he has big peen, because you know he doesn't. He probably has a really hairy taquito dick. I bet there's ingrown hairs on the tip and his urethra flaps are abnormally large. When he pees, it shoots up like a fountain. Yeah, I know. My imagination knows no bounds when it comes to peen.
Cute kid! He's half Tranny Hispanic Gringa and half Bat Jew, exotic combo!
Submitted by Hekki on October 13, 2008 - 8:20am.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse: "She's sad because her baby looks like an Eastern European immigrant."
That is so mean. And funny as hell. You made me laugh so hard, now my husband knows I sneaked onto the computer instead of making breakfast.
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LOL domino effect - you made me laugh and the cat demanded HIS breakfast!
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I think she looks great but that baby sure isn't very cute!
Great description of the peen. I had a mental image and my stomach did a flip flop.
aw he is kinda cute...be nice guys & girls
PS: Gia I like your avie - tré cute
he is quite unattractive, so i am sure to make up for that & his horribly misshapen peen, he is super sweet & romantic & supportive & all that crap, plus isnt he loaded?
That Bat Baby looks like Bat Boy with each passing day.
Wonder if he sleeps upside down?
HAHA MK, you are totally psychic about peen because you know that's just what BatBoy's is like. Ingrown hairs in the tip! You forgot about the oozing warts on the sack, but I'm sure you were just sparing us the image.
Xtina's baby is looking pretty cute now for who the dad is.
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"My imagination knows no bounds when it comes to peen." Lmao!
I think she looks cute!
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse: "She's sad because her baby looks like an Eastern European immigrant."
That is so mean. And funny as hell. You made me laugh so hard, now my husband knows I sneaked onto the computer instead of making breakfast.
Why does she keep batboy around? Why it's obvious. SOMEONE needs to carry the bags.
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She's sad because her baby looks like an Eastern European immigrant.
Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Hey DAE! I was wondering about the rumors floating around that the only reason these two are still together is for the baby. What do you think about that?
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I don't believe the rumors. There have always been rumors that they're about to break up and they still together. Besides with the childhood Christina had, i'm sure she'd rather leave Jordan than stay together for Max's sake. S
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Jordan hates being photographed by the paps, he doesn't want to be famous, he doesn't want or like the attention that comes when he and Christina go out together. He'd rather be in the background and let Christina deal with the paps - it's her the paps want anyway.
They do walk together :0) It's just not an all the time - they're glued to each other 24/7 thing. :0)
Christina & Jordan oct 4th
http://www.aguileraworld.com/photogallery/thumbnails.php?album=704
Oh and the Christina wearing contacts thing - her eyes are a really pale blue so when she's working (press events, photoshoots, video shoots, etc...) she wears blue contacts to make her eyes darker and not so pale.
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is it just me or is max starting to look like suri cruise?
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Submitted by jyotsna on October 13, 2008 - 2:03am.
she is looking nice without makeup
see Christina Applegate news on auctioning roses she made while she was hosplitalized on
www.entertainroom.com
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If I wanted to do that, I'd be on your site in the first place. Piss off, please and thank you.
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she is looking nice without makeup
see Christina Applegate news on auctioning roses she made while she was hosplitalized on
www.entertainroom.com
I think she actually looks good in these photos.
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come on ... dont diss xtina ... shes allways been open about self exploration, using make up and being creative.. doesnt mean she has to be covered up ALL the time.. i think shes better than most of those wannabes who are so unoriginal in the music biz! LOVE HER ..
Submitted by sharoninshape on October 12, 2008 - 7:48pm.
I thought Xtina's eye color was fake?
The body language is interesting. They are far apart from each other even though they are supposed to be a couple with a new baby.
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You are so funny.
Yeah, I don't get the Bat Boy bit. He's probably got a great personality.
i totally thought lady gaga had a baby
tangerine, both of Cindy Crawford's children are stunningly beautiful.
Kingston is so damn cute to me too!
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@Hekki-
So true. It's impossible to maintain a manicure if you do dishes! I just get my cuticles cut once every couple months and the rest of the time, keep them really short, clear polish, and cuticle oil. I do like my pedicures though. I like the natural look anyway. Not a fan of long nails.
I think he's handsome bebe, and I also love his gray hoodie, even though that means he will grow up to do hoodrat stuff and all.
And shhhh to whoever said they missed the spam. If you miss so much, go to the store and buy some. It comes in a can. Doesn't belong anywhere else!
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Hey DAE! I was wondering about the rumors floating around that the only reason these two are still together is for the baby. What do you think about that?
There are a lot of cute babies around Hollywood. I think Suri and Shiloh are two of the cutest and Kingston for the boys. Has anyone seen Cindy Crawford's son? OMG he is so handsome and his is still really young. He looks just like his mother. He will be a model for sure.
Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Hey Socky! Are you going in for lintosuction soon?
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*checking little sock monkey thighs, booty, tummy and anywhere lint tends to settle*
NO!!! Me looks awesome! *jumps back in hamper* *closes lid*
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Submitted by boomsy : "I have a question for all the mothers out there: Do your nails grow super long or something when you're pregnant? I've noticed a lot of these new mothers that look like they almost have claws, including a friend of mine who had a baby a few weeks ago."
No. That's not why. It's because they are showing everyone that they haven't "let themselves go" and that they have nannies who change the diapers and watch the kid and housekeepers to do the housework so they can maintain their manicures.
If they actually changed diapers, they would get baby shit under their nails and scratch the poor baby's tender little privates. That's a FACT.
Plus, you wash your hands after every diaper change, and that would be enough to kill a manicure, since the little buggers soil their diapers CONstantly. I was a stay-at-home mom with no help and there is no way in hell I could have maintained a manicure.
Hey Socky! Are you going in for lintosuction soon?
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There have been so many pics of celebrity kids over the past year. Some are cute (Suri) and others not so much. IMO Christina's little boy is really cute!!
Actually I think that kid looks like the Grandma. Once I saw her on TV and that kid looks just like her.
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Ok; CA's look relatively short (I know see the 'claws' belong to the woman standing next to her), but I'm still curious...
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Wow. You can't even measure the difference in the parenting behavior between Xtina and Shitney. This baby looks cuddled & loved...Shitney's looked withdrawn & neglected....and well, scared.
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I have a question for all the mothers out there: Do your nails grow super long or something when you're pregnant? I've noticed a lot of these new mothers that look like they almost have claws, including a friend of mine who had a baby a few weeks ago.
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Looking really cute with no makeup, Xtina. Keep it up, you are one of those girls that actually looks better without makeup.
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celebrity baby couple edition . what do u guys thing ??max is going to marry harlow or Honor Kingston will marry suri or shalloh. Spf and JJf, dannylynn LOL Violet will marry pax.Nalah Halle baby will marry knox.
AAACK!! stop with the 'nice' stuff.
*whispers* it's best to do things for other's on the downlow. sshhhhhhh That's the way I like it.
But I needed suggestions this morning and my mom was being... well a MOM.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 8:46pm.
@Jordan
Your avie is so cute.
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Thank you speakit!
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
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I am so wrong to totally LMAO that Mrs. K typed that.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
@Jordan
Your avie is so cute.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 6:52pm.
You are also a mensch, which is why I am partial to you. That it is why Christina married you. She's no dummy!
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Well thank you! You can say that again! ;)
Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Naw, that's just mosquitos. :P Srsly, in a crowd of ten I can be the only one that gets bitten... 8756346546354654 times.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Speakit: There's some good karma floating around for you. I know you didn't do it for that reason, but there it is.
Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Speakit: So did you buy the balloons? I think it's really big of you to be thinking about someone else while you're hurting yourself. *mwah!*
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Oh please, ya know doing things for others makes me happy, so really.. I'm selfish! It takes my mind off of my own bullshit. :)
My mom and I were getting ready to leave, and the Mrs. came home. So I just rushed and put some cash in her card and took the cake over to her (it was soo cute, all pink and brown). My mom had bought a new necklace that she hadn't worn and gave that to the Mrs. as a present. She told us that her hubby may be released tomorrow.
I was SO glad I made her the cake because she took it with her back to the hospital (I had made her a bag with disposable plates, forks, napkins) and they celebrated her birthday there.
When she came back home, she was wearing the necklace so I guess she opened her present and cards there too. She said he'd be in there for a couple of more days because his white blood count was so high. So my mom and I are going to the hospital tomorrow. And I'm taking balloons for the Mr. and I bought a gift certificate for his card.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
I think the comments about Max's looks are due to the fact that he resembles his dad so much already, you can almost see exactly what he's going to look like once his face matures.
Submitted by kate773 on October 12, 2008 - 8:03pm.
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Thanks for the link! Hopefully now I won't have to reapply my makeup so often.
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Speakit: So did you buy the balloons? I think it's really big of you to be thinking about someone else while you're hurting yourself. *mwah!*
whoa! totally didn't recognize her without all the makeup.For other celebs without make-up, check this out:
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/youtube--celebrities-without-m...
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 12, 2008 - 7:39pm
Go to Sephora.com. Also, when you check out, do their gift wrap thing where you choose a bag or a box. Its free and then you have a handy little place to keep your makeup! I have a bag and two boxes. The bag holds all my makeup and I tote it around with me.
Here's the link:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P73511&categoryId=B70