Beyonce Is Really Deep
The basement baby's lesser known older sister has a video out for "If I Were A Boy." I know. Isn't that sweet? Basement baby's sister is trying to have a singing career. It's cute and kind of endearing.
The video is some dramatic shit. The beginning looks like a student film version of the old CK Be commercials. Edgy, edgy. The rest is Beyonce bringing out the pure emotion. About 3:30 into it, everything stops and Beyonce proves what a phenomenal actress she is in a dramatic scene between her male co-star. It's like watching two snails try to dance. You know Daddy Knowles is going to submit this shit for Oscar consideration.
YouTube has been pulling this shit like mad and throwing it in the basement with Solange, so click here if the video above doesn't work.
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I am so sorry girlfriends, but I had to shut that shit off because it was making my ears bleed.
looking at the imagery, i had to kinda laugh or something to see a video of her pretending to be a police officer..... especially when she married a man who was a notorious drug dealer thug singing all kinds of degrading to women trash.
whatever.
bring back milli vanilli okay?
What a shit fest. A giant piece of steamy shit.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I don't care if Beyonce is black, purple, or gold, still think this video/song is crap. So is the Britney crap. Crap on a stick. Crap crap crap. Christmas stocking stuffer crap.
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if She thinks that people will take her seriously because now she's not singing about being a "Naughty Girl" and decided to make the MOST boring song out there she has got another thing coming. I rally do hate it when singers take themselves too seriously..Lighten up!
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
Asians and Hispanics are beautiful, I'd never argue that. I'm not saying only white people are gorgeous that would be racist and wrong, your putting words into my mouth. Arabs=Caucasians. And yes there is mixing. But I don't think Beckham has any african or asian mix in him...i mean come on dear. So no not EVERYBODY. As for Iman errr not to me. And Tyra is definitely white somewhere down the line. As for the others I don't know who they are, pretty obscure references. And for me to say there's plenty of pretty white people all I got to say is tune into the CW network ; )
The video's confusing. So Beyonce lived as a guy for a day. Then when her boyfriend's about to ask why she's jealous about him and another girl, she asks the same question to him. He evidently didn't hear her, because he doesn't react until he's done asking his question. Then they look at each other suspiciously.
What does that have to do with her being a boy? If she was a boy, she wouldn't treat her girlfriend badly because all guys do that? Or if she was her boyfriend, she'd understand her point of view. Of course she would. She's her boyfriend and also her boyfriend's girlfriend.
I think my brain is about to explode.
this song blows...
and all DNA originated in Africa. End of story.
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by Datura on October 11, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Funny. I always thought she was half bitch, half ho.
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Strange. I think you have her confused with me. Only I think I might be 3/4's bitch. I come from a long line of purebred bitches.
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Myself, I am 1/4 bitch, 3/4s slut. Our lineage is, apparently, not quite evolved enough to be hos.
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I know I'm totally off topic, but since I sadly click to see the video of Brittany, the song is stuck into my head.
All I have in my head is:
Woomanizah, woomanizah, woomanizah..oohhh...do do you...do do you...oohh woomanizah woomanizah woomanizah..(or whatever she says).
It's terrible.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Funny. I always thought she was half bitch, half ho.
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Strange. I think you have her confused with me. Only I think I might be 3/4's bitch. I come from a long line of purebred bitches.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Cheez-It on October 11, 2008 - 7:21pm.
btw, we aren't all mixed. But saying blanket comments are ignorant then using one yourself is quite cute. There is only 3 races technically, Negroid, Caucanoid and Mongoloid. just sayin
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Mongoloid refers to the people of east asia. Where do western asians come from? Thank you very much for proven my point. Mixing out of those 3 Came all of us. That is why some middle easterns especially persians are conisdered "caucasian". While the people next door are considered "Arab", oh wait where do arabs fit in your 3 models without any mixing?
We are ALL mixed. There is NO SUCH THING as pure races. Infact if you really wanted to get into it, there is no such thing as different races at all. Theres only one human race. I know that is alot of information for you, so just google it. Also there a many beautiful black women out there, liya kedebe, iman, trya banks, toni braxton, jessica white, etc etc. There are also many beautiful Asians, Hispanics etc, etc, You don't have to be white to be beautiful.
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 7:36pm.
It's nice to be nice to the nice. HAH. What bella and chica and the other whackjobs don't understand is that we don't back down, we just can't be bothered.
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You can't be bothered LOL, Thank you for showing your hypocrisy. You can't be bothered but here you are starting shit. And bringing up peoples names. People who are not here and hadn't even posted a comment. What the hell did chica have to do with my comment. Then you want to say you can't be bothered LOL. You can and it seem like you live for it. What a sad bitch!!!!Your life must really suck, for you to come online just to start trouble. Well I will not waste anymore of my time on you.
Submitted by Cheez-It on October 11, 2008 - 7:48pm.
WHOA!? Really? Halle Berry is half-white...ooh ooh and guess what? wait for it...Vanessa Williams is half white too!
It is common knowledge on both, where the hell have you been?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by Cheez-It on October 11, 2008 - 7:51pm.
What are you trying to say? Really. Be clear.
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 7:36pm.
ps - not a cretien fan, but man I loved that he did that! and in raybans no less!! Harper recently demanded that attendees to a rally preregister and provide photo id, that made me think of that photo. Chretien wasn't afraid of the public!
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Indeed he wasn't.
He took Karate classes. He didn't need bodyguards. That was a bad ass Prime Minister. LOL!! Btw, are you Canadian?
I figured she was a refugee from Angola or something
I luv her video and beyonce in general she has pure talent and she very pretty too. She a great role model for young women and proff that you can bne sexy&classy with out going nude in video unlike that othe slutty pop tatrt who sell records by selling sex. beyonce let her talent speak for her.
I couldn't help myself...i wiki-ed Halle Berry, she's half white!!!
This is the second "music" video in a row I won't click on (yes, Britney's latest dropping was the first). Life is just too precious for the aural equivalent of canned ass.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Umbertoooooooooooooooo.............!
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
You know Beyonce got the idea for this song from Solo-nge. Always hearing mutterings from the basement..."If I was a boy they'd let me live upstairs" *grumble grumble*.
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I cannot stand Beyonce and her horsehair weaves. And OMG I cannot stand Solange even more! And her kid?? That is one ODD looking kid. Very similar (in looks) to Adam Sandler's kid!
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on October 11, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Congratualtions TITS. You've made a friend.
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It's nice to be nice to the nice. HAH. What bella and chica and the other whackjobs don't understand is that we don't back down, we just can't be bothered. I'm surprised I could muster enough interest in her views to even reply.
Hey - are you the true blood fan? I'm liking it a lot more now! Thought when she was reading sams thoughts that she'd say everything revolves around scent. hahaha. Nice doggie.
ps - not a cretien fan, but man I loved that he did that! and in raybans no less!! Harper recently demanded that attendees to a rally preregister and provide photo id, that made me think of that photo. Chretien wasn't afraid of the public!
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Umbertoooooooooooooooo.............!
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racism will never go away because of pretentious a$$holes who think they are certified geneticists.
*yawn* grow the hell up.
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Off topic: Wanted to know. Did you liked Jean Chrétien that much?
On topic: Snoozing fest. Enough said.
Congratualtions TITS. You've made a friend.
It's boring. Bring back Xuxa clips. Preferably in pigtails and boots emerging from another spaceship.
btw, we aren't all mixed. But saying blanket comments are ignorant then using one yourself is quite cute. There is only 3 races technically, Negroid, Caucanoid and Mongoloid. just sayin
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Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 7:16pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 11, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Beyonce is about as white as everybody else in America, in case you didn't know we are all mixed up with something.
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Are you saying that everyone is mixed as it pertains to colour? If that's the case, I hate to tell you this, but you're incorrect.
Lots are, but not everyone.
You're objecting to one incorrect racist blanket statement with another.
All that's needed now if for chicaloca to pipe in
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Here you go wanting to start something. What a surpise lol. If you have a problem with chica loca take it up with her. Oh wait you already did and her and kiwi shut you up. I swear you bitches are fucking sad.
Did I write anything to you? Did I mention color in what I said? No I did not. Sorry to burst you bubble but, there are no such thing as pure races. If you really were smart you would know that WE ARE ALL MIXED. So spare me the bullshit.
TITS what a name. You wish you had nice ones don't you? Your tits probably sag down to your knees. No wonder your such a misrable bitch. You just played yourself with that because everyone can see into it. You and your friends need to stop trying to start shit because you can't finsih it, then you run and talk about how you are being bullied. GET A LIFE freaks. And oh F.Y.I your going to be ignored
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You know I didn't even look at first. I didn't realize it was that bad.
Cheez it, Cheez-it!
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Cheez-It, those comments suck. Racist asshole comments.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 11, 2008 - 6:57pm.
I'm correct her mother's maiden name is Biyonce, that doesn't sound french to you?? And what I said isn't racist, it's an honest observation. If you look at 'african-american' women that are put up on the beauty pedestal they are probably at least a quarter white. I'm not saying I agree with it or that it's right, just saying its a fact of life. Get over it. It's why Obama is successful ; )
Funny. I always thought she was half bitch, half ho.
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Submitted by sexymixer81 on October 11, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Amen
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
This is such a beautiful video and amazing song!!!!
Love Beyonce.
I want the album right now.
Who FUCKING Cares what she's mixed with...she SUCKS!! Next topic!
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Submitted by Cheez-It on October 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
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No her mother is not.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
The guy in the vid is fug,sorry to say. He almost reminds me of that troll Janet Jackson is going out with.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I'm pretty sure Grace Jones isn't mixed, and look how 'beautiful' she is.
Two thumbs down, ugh.
Looking into the abyss...
Deep as damp pavement and just as dense.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
*french, native american and black creole
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 11, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Beyonce is about as white as everybody else in America, in case you didn't know we are all mixed up with something.
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Are you saying that everyone is mixed as it pertains to colour? If that's the case, I hate to tell you this, but you're incorrect.
Lots are, but not everyone.
You're objecting to one incorrect racist blanket statement with another.
All that's needed now if for chicaloca to pipe in.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 11, 2008 - 6:37pm
her mother is french.
Hearing this, I find Solange's song "I Decided" so much better... Solange is ready to come out of the basement and lock Beyonce there! Payback time!
Bleeeuuugghghhhh. Crap lyrics, crap oversinging, crap video. I like Beyonce generally, she's put out song killer popsongs, but this sucks donkeys balls.
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Aw hell no! I paused Katt Williams for this? That is some early nineties shit right there. Been, there done that and I got about a million tshirts...
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lol its not that bad
:to these people.
Submitted by Cheez-It on October 11, 2008 - 6:32pm
What? So if you are not white you are not beautiful? Beyonce is about as white as everybody else in America, in case you didn't know we are all mixed up with something.