Beyonce Is Really Deep
The basement baby's lesser known older sister has a video out for "If I Were A Boy." I know. Isn't that sweet? Basement baby's sister is trying to have a singing career. It's cute and kind of endearing.
The video is some dramatic shit. The beginning looks like a student film version of the old CK Be commercials. Edgy, edgy. The rest is Beyonce bringing out the pure emotion. About 3:30 into it, everything stops and Beyonce proves what a phenomenal actress she is in a dramatic scene between her male co-star. It's like watching two snails try to dance. You know Daddy Knowles is going to submit this shit for Oscar consideration.
YouTube has been pulling this shit like mad and throwing it in the basement with Solange, so click here if the video above doesn't work.
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@PSL~
That's awesome!! I just bought a box of Reese's chocolate peanut butter cookies last night and they are almost gone. sigh. I love sweets.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on October 11, 2008 - 9:34pm
I totally LOL'ed but I probably shouldn't have.
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Dear Tangerine,
it was funny! it's good you laughed!
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
Submitted by Alecto on October 11, 2008 - 8:57pm.
"...The fact that I have refused the peen has made my fellow officers hate me and try to destroy me...... I have been threatened to looses 3 days which is about 900bucks pay the next time I over sleep cuase my lt hates white women...."
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Then it's a good thing you refuse the peen, because a good peen will make you over-sleep everytime!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
@boomsy~
Yeah, no problem. I really didn't want to keep the racist thread going, but I had to say something about that. The problem with grouping people (which, btw, I cannot believe someone still believes that Mongoloid crap) is that they lose their culture and where they came from. And if you go back far enough in any person's DNA, you will see that yes, we did all come from Africa.
@ Bambam
HAHAHAHAHA
OMFG that is a siggie fo sho!
I so don't care if that was an insult becuz I.love.it.
And I'm so with you. Coke is for looooozers.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
I'm amending my comment; We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
And I drink Pepsi. Coke is for wimps. ;P
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 9:33pm.
What's that guy's name again? Celine Dion?
LOL
We're the bob and fucking doug of dlisted!
You're one brave bitch. I'm going to ween myself off coffee. cold turkey is harsh.
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Heheh. How's it goin' eh?
I figger I'm just gonna ride it out like mushrooms, eh? Like a 3 day, exremely painful mushroom trip, eh? I'm gonna sleep lots, eh?
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on October 11, 2008 - 9:34pm
I totally LOL'ed but I probably shouldn't have.
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 9:29pm.
YEAY!! Can I say it now? No, I mean yeay for getting your stuff! Moving your gear sucks dogs balls but its better than letting it be given away.
*happy dances*
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Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 9:34pm
Thank you for clearing that up; I think it means more coming from someone with personal experience...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Guys, this morning when I was walking the dogs, I saw a delivery truck for Hostess Snacks....I told the driver I'd love to hijack his truck, and he tossed me a box of cupcakes!
So far I have eaten two...I forgot how fucking good those things are. It's been years since I've had one.
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THAT WORKS?!?! Jeeez I gotta find a liquor truck.
what were you wearing?
are those the ones with the white squiggle on top?
whine. whimper.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
@Cheez-it~
I don't know if you are still here but I am Persian and I don't think I have ever heard anyone in Persian culture refer to Persians or Arabs as "Caucasian." I guess you might group us like that because we can pass as "white?" I dunno, I like to think of myself as mixed or Persian personally.
Submitted by Alecto on October 11, 2008 - 8:57pm.
To all who do not care. I cried at this song and video. I am a woman police officer. The cheating portrayed in the video wasn't touched me. What has touched me is that I am a female police officer. The fact that I have refused the peen has made my fellow officers hate me and try to destroy me. People that I used to back up and backed me up on all calls. Since then I can go on a riot in the streets and no one will come with me. The discrimination that goes on between women and men these days is still real. Rather it be between a man getting him some or a woman doing a man's job. I have been threatened to looses 3 days which is about 900bucks pay the next time I over sleep cuase my lt hates white women. Ya'll can down it all you want. But this is for people that can relate. And it is very truethful.
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Dear Alecto,
Your touching tribute to women police officers made me shed a tear in my underwears. So Touching!
Dude, that's some Pulitzer prizewinning shit!
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
What's that guy's name again? Celine Dion?
LOL
We're the bob and fucking doug of dlisted!
You're one brave bitch. I'm going to ween myself off coffee. cold turkey is harsh.
It's funny, when I'm out on my bike I hit more air pockets of pot than coffee. When you consider the number of coffee shops that tells you something.
haha off to get some air. heee!
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Why I outta punch you in the nuts. xoxoxo
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You can call me a bitch. You can even call me a cunt. But never suggest I'm a MAN. :P
OOooo guess what? Gotta truckload of MY stuff today. I'm tired and my back hurts but FUUUUKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMM.
Guys, this morning when I was walking the dogs, I saw a delivery truck for Hostess Snacks....I told the driver I'd love to hijack his truck, and he tossed me a box of cupcakes!
So far I have eaten two...I forgot how fucking good those things are. It's been years since I've had one.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Why I outta punch you in the nuts. xoxoxo
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do I have to read all of the threads and posts cuz I don't want to
I know someone else has said this, but not only is this not a Beyonce song, but she, in true Beyonce style, misleadingly implied that she wrote the song in some interview she did. She said something about how this song signified what she was going through in life or some s*it like that.
Hey, PSL! Shake that grove thang..And no, I don't mean your car! ;p--
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 9:16pm.
HAHAHA. I got that too!!! When I weighed more my legs looked like little fat sausages 'cos you could see all the blue/purple veins and shit!
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I was joking. *points and laughs* ALIEN!!! xoxox
Hi Nitty!
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
AWWWWwww bambam, that was all sweet and beautiful and stuff.
I'm gonna teach the world to sing or maybe buy it a coke. :p ♥♥♥
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 9:16pm.
HAHAHA. I got that too!!! When I weighed more my legs looked like little fat sausages 'cos you could see all the blue/purple veins and shit!
OT: Craptacular
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Giving ♥MK♥ the mad props. Basement Baby is NOT the Anti-Beyonce.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I'm from another galaxy. DON'T BE HATIN' MY TRANSPARENT SKIN, Y'ALL.
Actually this song was written for Beyonce. Some other chick, BC Jean sang it on the demo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdjtO4iKU-A
Regardless the song would have been a lot better, if someone else would have sang it. Hell, I would have even preferred to hear Pink or Christina sing this song way before Beyonce.
I can't even get on by this site to send out a msg. Fuck em all.
LOVE CARROTTOP on October 11, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
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Hallelujah!!
Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 8:44pm.
WORD!
You think it was so obvious to everyone. But people just like making themselves miserable and trying to make other people miserable. But if we were all alike....guess what? it would STILL be some made up drama over some stupid shit!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
LOL!@TITS!
OMG I TOTALLY remember that.
I'm so serious, dude. As fucking weird as they are about the language thing, those Frogs produce the bestest leaders we ever had. Honestly, outside of Trudeau who was AMAZING and Mulroney who was DISASTEROUS - our leaders are pretty ineffectual overall. At LEAST they can be amusing!
Vote the French Guy!
What's that guy's name again? Celine Dion?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
If I were a boy like them then this wouldn't have happened.
Submitted by zomay on October 11, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Tits hello! Crap is a very theraputic word. When I stub my toe I usually yell out CRAP.
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drawing it out is fun too. keeeeeeeRAP!
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
To all who do not care. I cried at this song and video. I am a woman police officer. The cheating portrayed in the video wasn't touched me. What has touched me is that I am a female police officer. The fact that I have refused the peen has made my fellow officers hate me and try to destroy me. People that I used to back up and backed me up on all calls. Since then I can go on a riot in the streets and no one will come with me. The discrimination that goes on between women and men these days is still real. Rather it be between a man getting him some or a woman doing a man's job. I have been threatened to looses 3 days which is about 900bucks pay the next time I over sleep cuase my lt hates white women. Ya'll can down it all you want. But this is for people that can relate. And it is very truethful.
boomsy :)
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Submitted by jussayin on October 11, 2008 - 8:10pm.
this song blows...
and all DNA originated in Africa. End of story.
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Thank you
Submitted by Cheez-It on October 11, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Well if you say she is pretty because you claim she is part white, and say grace jone is not mixed so she is ugly, and say that all beautiful black women have white in them. Is basically saying the rest are ugly. Then to say that Obama is sucessful only because he is half white is wrong and racist. In 2001 Agbani Darego an African woman from Nigeria, beat out women from all over the planet to be crowned Miss World 2001
Arabs=Caucasians. No sorry try harder. You say Tyra might have some white down the line. Well I say down the line you don't know what Becks have in him. In case you didn't know "Racial" mixing goes back thousands and thousands of years, among other reasons like the need for food, trade, famine etc our ancestors traveled and spread all over the world. But it really doesn't matter you are clearly a racist so whatever.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
LOL @ Angel. Forgot all about the mj! shit that was funny. Stuff like that and throttling the protester and trudeau giving the finger.. and fuddle duddle make me proud. I remember some american friends were in awe of chretien when he lunged at that guy.
I lived in Ottawa when he was in power. There was some funny shit that went down.
Remember the break in at 24 sussex? I think the wife welded a innuit sculpture at the burgler or some such.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by zomay on October 11, 2008 - 8:51pm
I knew there was a reason I liked you...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Tits hello! Crap is a very theraputic word. When I stub my toe I usually yell out CRAP. Crap!
By the way, why are people mad about race or color today? Was there a fight? I am too tired to scroll and read. Oh well I hope people can just be happy with each other. I mean we are all Earthlings. Whats going to happend when we realize that we are not the only life forms in the Universe?? Star Trek is our future my friends.
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And why the hell do we keep having this race threads? I'm honestly sick to death of them. In the eyes of white America, Beyonce is black. End of story.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 8:33pm.
@TITS: What's your pic?
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Seriously? Hang your head in shame.
It's Jean Chretien throttling a protester in Ottawa.
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O! I talked about that!
And his Marijuana...I don't know what is marijuana but if it should become legalize I will try it. I will have my joint in one and and my money for my fine in d'other...
LOL!
Jean Chretien was fun!
Vote The French Guy!
:P
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Arabs=Caucasians? Since when? I'd like to see you tell them that and see if they agree...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
To chime in and say this about that;
Ever observe nature? However life came about (don't wanna get into that argument) you can't help but notice all the different trees there are for example. Are they different species? No, they're all based on the same fundamental formula with endless variations. Cats? All based on the same fundamental formula with endless variations. Variations that evolved as each sub-species adapted to their particular environment.
You know where this is going. We are creatures of nature and as such we are subject to it's laws. Mankind is NOT made up of different races and until someone or thing comes into our lives and gives us the real skinny on our origins, that is what I'll believe. Mankind is one race and it developed different characteristics according to differing environments.
The idea of different races is purely an artificial concept. Just sayin, that's what I believe.
Zoomay - best laugh i've had all day thanks!
Trick or Crap!
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 8:33pm.
@TITS: What's your pic?
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Seriously? Hang your head in shame.
It's Jean Chretien throttling a protester in Ottawa. Was indifferent to him as a prem but that rocked! and in raybans hahahha. He wasn't scared of the public like the pansy asses today! There was a rally here and harper demanded pre registration and photo id to be recorded for entry. pussy.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
TITS on October 11, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by zomay on October 11, 2008 - 8:14pm.
I don't care if Beyonce is black, purple, or gold, still think this video/song is crap. So is the Britney crap. Crap on a stick. Crap crap crap. Christmas stocking stuffer crap.
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a cornucopia of crap even!
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A Jack-O-lantern oooozing with crap. A Halloween of craptasmic proportions.
@TITS: What's your pic?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by zomay on October 11, 2008 - 8:14pm.
I don't care if Beyonce is black, purple, or gold, still think this video/song is crap. So is the Britney crap. Crap on a stick. Crap crap crap. Christmas stocking stuffer crap.
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a cornucopia of crap even!
(it's thanksgiving w/end here)
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on October 11, 2008 - 8:25pm
especially when she married a man who was a notorious drug dealer thug
LOL yea right. Like that rapper who supposedly was a coke smuggler that did time, but in reality he was a corrections officer. These rappers make up more bullshit than politicians. Its all an act if anything Jayz was a chump middle man that only got free drugs for risking 10-15 years in the pen. Hip Hop is the music equivalent to pro wrestling.