The Empress Of Lucite Is A Devoted Mother
We already know that the Empress of Lucite is one of the most elegant and gorgeous creatures in the universe. We are well aware that her sophisticated and luxurious fashion sense rivals Coco Chanel. And it goes without saying that her exquisite lucite heels makes Swarovski products look like disposable GladWare containers. We know all these things, but sometimes we forget that Shauna Sand is an adoring mother. We forget this because Shauna isn't flaunting the fact that she's a mother goddess on the cover of W Magazine. She's demure and keeps some things sacred. A true inspiration to all mothers.
Below is the mother of the century taking her children to a medical center in Beverly Hills for their first boob jobs. She always wants the best for them. I'm kidding about the boob job part..... I think.
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Yuck.
Poor kids. And why is it what makes me most hostile is a kid drinking Mountain Dew? I need therapy.
Submitted by mike on October 11, 2008 - 11:51am.
lol!
She's just being protective - her powerful beauty is dangerous even to her, a grown ass woman and devoted, loving mother! Those girls are way too young to handle the lucites.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
How devoted is she really? Surely she could find some flats with a tiny lucite heel for her daughter.
Mommy! Can you take those fucking Barbie shoes off already! You're not FIVE, Mommy! Five year olds wear those, you know! You're SO EMBARRASSING!
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what the fuck is she wearing? what is that "shirt"?
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It's sad when MK has to mention when he's kidding. Ever since we all thought Tara Reid's husband was actually blind...
By the way, how does anyone get that much stuff at CVS?
Her daughters are beautiful. Too bad they'll most likely grow up to be mortified by their mother as she's chasing all of their boyfriends around the house and refusing to age gracefully.
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I'd be horrified if this was my mom. In fact, it makes me appreciate my mother a whole lot more. She wears those sweatshirts with kittens on them nowadays, but I can dig those in a pathetic, ironic way even if she doesn't.
Boo! I want mini-Shauna to have lucite, too!
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At least her kid is covered up - to see a six year old wearing a tube top and a miniskirt is so common it's scary. It's a shock that the EOL is not one of those moms that dresses their first grader like a ho.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
and don't forget, she doesn't flaunt her boobal region like some skanks