The Empress Of Lucite Is A Devoted Mother
We already know that the Empress of Lucite is one of the most elegant and gorgeous creatures in the universe. We are well aware that her sophisticated and luxurious fashion sense rivals Coco Chanel. And it goes without saying that her exquisite lucite heels makes Swarovski products look like disposable GladWare containers. We know all these things, but sometimes we forget that Shauna Sand is an adoring mother. We forget this because Shauna isn't flaunting the fact that she's a mother goddess on the cover of W Magazine. She's demure and keeps some things sacred. A true inspiration to all mothers.
Below is the mother of the century taking her children to a medical center in Beverly Hills for their first boob jobs. She always wants the best for them. I'm kidding about the boob job part..... I think.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Topalina, enjoy
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://tinypic.com/jj4eqg.jpg&imgref...
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Excuse me while I have an orgasmic seizure. I may not survive this one.
I literally almost slobbered.
Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on October 11, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Poor kids. And why is it what makes me most hostile is a kid drinking Mountain Dew? I need therapy.
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You're not the only one who needs therapy. With the number that gas and high fructose corn syrup AND caffeine does to even a grown body, that drives me nuts, too. bleh!
Topalina, enjoy
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://tinypic.com/jj4eqg.jpg&imgref...
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Haha. I saw part of the shopping bag draping her legs in the main picture and thought she was wearing a clear plastic skirt to go with the heels. Now THAT would be classy.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
LMAO! This post is gold!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 4:15pm.
you MET HIM??
DEAR GOD, LCT can you send me the pic via email, pretty pink pussy please??? I swear, I'll have your poo triplets next week.
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I don't have it! EvilShoe is going to make me wait DAYS to send it, I'm sure. That's ok though... I just saw a picture of him looking horribly rotten after a facelift so I can wait.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 11, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 11, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Dear God, I thought I'd be safe here in a SPF free environment, not.
Are you on the forums? I should PM you the photo of us together.....
you MET HIM??
DEAR GOD, LCT can you send me the pic via email, pretty pink pussy please??? I swear, I'll have your poo triplets next week.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 11, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Dear God, I thought I'd be safe here in a SPF free environment, not.
Are you on the forums? I should PM you the photo of us together.....
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Send please!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 11, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Her kids actually look embarrased to be seen with her.
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Thank GAWD! That means there must be hope for them yet.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
I've never worn stripper heels, but if you look real close at them, her heal isn't elevated that much. The ball point of the shoe is so built up, it's almost like not wearing a heal at all. It reminds me of the platform shoes we used to wear in the 70's that had a 5" heal but a 4" platform.
Wow, this is child abuse! To be seen with such nasty mother will be traumatic for those little princesses.
She's taking the kids to a medical clinic? I'm sensing a cover story here. Wasn't there a rumour a while ago that she was knocked up? And she's carrying crap in front of her. Let's see if the lucite heals glow blue.
I think beauty lies within, but what has this person done to her body?
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Her kids actually look embarrased to be seen with her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 11, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Has anyone seen MK's photoshop job on his Facebook account with Rojo? LMAO!
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I have!! It's CUTE!! lol! his head really blends in with C.Nixon's body
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Has anyone seen MK's photoshop job on his Facebook account with Rojo? LMAO!
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Dick happens! - MK
Flanery is with one n.
*runs away*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 11, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
LCT and clarisse who is that hot piece of manly meat in your avvies???
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Sean Patrick Flannery, hottest bitch alive.
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Dear God, I thought I'd be safe here in a SPF free environment, not.
Are you on the forums? I should PM you the photo of us together.....
Submitted by tinkuy on October 11, 2008 - 2:18pm.
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My bad!! I thought you were serious when you were talking about Miss. Lucite's glorious chi-chis! (ONLY in SECOND PLACE to Aretha Franklin lol)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 11, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I am waiting for the day she falls off those plastic stilts and breaks her twig ankles.
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It's thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. Turkey means WISHbone! Maybe if we all made a wish when snapping that bone? snicker
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Thank you, TITS, those are some exquisitely elegant photos! Such class, demureness, and poise. Saint AJ could learn a thing or two.
I am waiting for the day she falls off those plastic stilts and breaks her twig ankles.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
she is so unattractive in the face...eewww...but at least she lets her daughters dress like little girls & not mini whores...for now.
You know, I think I'm actually falling under MK's spell and loving this woman. Sure, she may have the intellectual capabilities of a 7 year old, but at the very least we can't say she's lacking in confidence. To be honest, she's setting some kind of example for her daughters- good or bad (mostly bad if you think of it self-image wise) but she could be considered good in that she's confident enough to wear what she wants despite how trashy or repulsive it might be. Shauna Sand, the Empress of Lucite is an example for us all. An example for us all, I tell you!
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Hiya socky!
Still mad at me for chola socky?
Here, hold still, you've got some lint balls. *pick* *pick* oh.. OH my. Sorry. I... I didn't... I thought those were... (nervous laughter) Let me get some hem tape and iron them back on. Do you prefer steam or spray when you're ironed?
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NEVER mad at you for Chola Socky! Best avie ever!! Okay, wait a minute...wait a minute! Lint balls! *gasp* Get away from me! *flying leap from top of hamper* *biting your ankle* You betta run, TITS, run! *screaming* Yeah, you better run! I'm dry cleaned!!
ON T: Wonder if her choca is made of lucite? Uh..maybe not!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Hiya socky!
Still mad at me for chola socky?
Here, hold still, you've got some lint balls. *pick* *pick* oh.. OH my. Sorry. I... I didn't... I thought those were... (nervous laughter) Let me get some hem tape and iron them back on. Do you prefer steam or spray when you're ironed?
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by mahaatma on October 11, 2008 - 1:13pm.
....smooches Sock!....how I've missed your argyle ways!...
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*sniff* *little sock monkey hands on hips* I'll have you know...It's all silk & cashmere! *little sock monkey nose in the air**stomping off!* lol..just kidding! I'm so happy to see you!
ON T: Wonder what she wears for parent-teacher conferences or PTA night? Cause as a devoted mother, she always attends.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
This is for the person that commented that at least we didn't have to look at her bosoms. It's also for those who can appreciate the irony of topless shauna sands pictures being featured on a site named thusly:
http://www.humoronline.com/shauna-sand-1.html
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by Sensimina on October 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
At least her kid is covered up - to see a six year old wearing a tube top and a miniskirt is so common it's scary. It's a shock that the EOL is not one of those moms that dresses their first grader like a ho.
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She wouldn't want anyone upstaging her.
The oldest girl looks embarrassed and the pink child is in total and utter denial of the sad hooker she has been assigned to care for her.
What the heck does that shirt say?? Pestilence? oh The Silence???
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
....smooches Sock!....how I've missed your argyle ways!...
"We are well aware that her sophisticated and luxurious fashion sense rivals Coco Chanel."
More like Coco, Ice T's wife.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Ahhh CTH you're such a sweet talker!
Why wont my avie change? *stomping foot*
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
LCT and clarisse who is that hot piece of manly meat in your avvies???
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Sean Patrick Flannery, hottest bitch alive.
Submitted by mahaatma on October 11, 2008 - 12:56pm.
....mentored by Jackie Stallone and Jocelyn Wildenstein..
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Mahaatma!
*jumping off hamper into your arms* *sock monkey kisses & hugs* Great to see you!!
I'm waiting for her to wear the tacky headband and plump the lips even more!! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
what makeup, you're beautiful all by yourself!!
I didn't say I buy anything, I just get all dolled up like that and stroll the aisles...
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Amen, Motherfucker.
@CTH, I can't afford to shop at such high end places like CVS. I have to buy all of my beauty supplies at the $.99 store.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
LCT and clarisse who is that hot piece of manly meat in your avvies???
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Amen, Motherfucker.
"playing hookey from my cleaning'
shit I wear that everytime I go to CVS, lighten up people.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
....mentored by Jackie Stallone and Jocelyn Wildenstein...
thehoustongirl: I was just kidding, just like MK.
*scratching little sock monkey head...thinking* You kinda wonder if she sleeps on a lucite bottom bed and sits on lucite bottom chairs and eats out of lucite bottom dishes....you know..cause she loves lucite so much. Hmmmm...
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
That deep orange tan is so awful. I wonder what she used to look like before all the plastic surgery. I am guessing it made her look way older than she is. I am still traumatized from the picture of her and her manly looking porn star friend with the cantalope sized boobs from a few weeks ago when they were out on the town fot the evening. Waste of space with shit for brains.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 11, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Her daughters must be so proud.
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Holy fuck I am le scared. I just changed my avie to SPF and then came on here and poof, you have him too... did you happen to watch one of his movies this AM too?
Submitted by tinkuy on October 11, 2008 - 11:41am.
and don't forget, she doesn't flaunt her boobal region like some skanks
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Oh, trust me, we've been subjected to her boobage...and it's NOT pretty!
*runs*
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
She seems like one of those women who get into a trend so fully that all their clothes are of one style. I'll bet a look in her closet would reveal dozens of pairs of plastic porn heels and only one or two pairs of old, frumpy regular shoes from 1998 and a square-shouldered, Marky-Post-esque power suit that is baggy on her because she bought it when she wasn't anorexic in 1987. She'd probably dress similar to those pictures when attending a wedding or symphony or first communion.
That being said, I think she believes her children give her "I'm a normal mom, when it comes right down to it" credibility, though instead I'm sure many people are mortified to see that her children must endure having a narcissistic, self-absorbed attention-queen for a mother.
She probably feeds them Lunchables for dinner a lot before abandoning them to the babysitter (or alone) when she goes out on her dates with men young enough to have to ask for a pass to the restroom during fifth period.
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
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She keeps it real by shopping at the CVS.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Her daughters must be so proud.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
does she have a milk moustache in that 2nd thumb, or is that jizz?
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lol mike, so true, so true
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Yuck.