Lisa Marie Finally Popped!
Did you hear a loud boom yesterday? No, it wasn't your drunk roommate falling in the tub again. It was Lisa Marie Presley pushing out her twin girls. FINALLY! She was the size of one of Aretha Franklin's mega chichi balls. That's a whole lot of woman. And she looked like she was ready to bite off her husband's head at any moment. That wouldn't have been such a bad thing considering all the stupid fucking hats he wears.
According to Star Magazine, Elvis' 40-year-old daughter gave birth to twin girls at Los Robles Hospital in Thousand Oaks, CA yesterday. Her two other children, Riley and Ben, were there for the birth of their new sisters. LM's husband, Michael Lockwood, was by her side the whole time. Ugh. Didn't that make her sicker?! I'm sure he was wearing one of his stupid ensembles. He's always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty. I guess that didn't bother LM since she managed to give birth without any problems.
A source said, “Lisa Marie is mom to four now! She’s feeling good, a little tired too. She is so happy and Michael is ecstatic. He’s wanted to be a dad for so long. This is his dream come true. There was no drama. The babies are healthy and beautiful. Ben was seen pushing them down the hall in their cart and cooing to them"
The source didn't say what the twins' names are. What good is this source?! That's all that matters. Lisa Marie should name her twin girls after her lovely mother Priscilla. She can name one Restylane and the other Botox!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:00am.
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No, it just means there's some re-directed lust you might have for someone. Someone you saw and thought "Ooo, I'd sure like to toss their salad and scramble their eggs." Ha!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 11:34am.
Socky,
Did you see that Mel T was NEKKID at the mall doing a pole dance for Kelsey Grammer? She was wearing nothin' but a huge grin!
*snicker* Yeah, gave him a pole dance for a $50 gift certificate to Sam's Club.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 11:30am.
@Socky, Have a shot of Lilac/Vanilla Downy on me...The Softener Bar is Now Open!
Me loves you too! **blushing about the origami roses**
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*big gulp* *wiping mouth with little sock monkey arm* Whew! *watery eyes* That was yummmmmy!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Socky,
Did you see that Mel T was NEKKID at the mall doing a pole dance for Kelsey Grammer? She was wearing nothin' but a huge grin!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:21am.
Chris....Rimadyl is a medication used to treat arthritis symptoms in dogs. We believe my dog died from it (it caused liver failure in him). He was on it for about a month, then all of a sudden got sick and died within a week. We were never told about the possibility of this or that it really isn't supposed to be given to labradors.
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I would have gone apeshit on the vet and he would have seen me in court! That is so tragic.
I lost my chocolate lab when I was 15 to antifreeze poisoning. We never found out who did it. Sorry to you and Deb for your losses.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Didn't we see that pic a few months ago? How much bigger did she get? Jesus.
@Socky,
Have a shot of Lilac/Vanilla Downy on me...The Softener Bar is Now Open!
Me loves you too! **blushing about the origami roses**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
I don't know why that Lisa Marie looks so goddamned miserable all the time, she's never had to want for a single thing in her life, she's never had to worry about paying bills or a mortgage or anything that most people have to worry about. I just want to smack that pout right off her face!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008.
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*using scissors, scotch tape and dryer sheets* *creating a bouquet of scissor cut, folded & taped (kind of origami) roses* *tripping over box of dryer sheets*
*bashfully presenting my flowers* *BIG sock monkey hug & smooch* Me loves you, Deb.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:21am.
OMG! That's awful! I would have sued the vet or at least got his license yanked!
Poor baby.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I wasn't nekkid at the mall, dammit!!! hahaha
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Chris....Rimadyl is a medication used to treat arthritis symptoms in dogs. We believe my dog died from it (it caused liver failure in him). He was on it for about a month, then all of a sudden got sick and died within a week. We were never told about the possibility of this or that it really isn't supposed to be given to labradors.
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Our boys could be twins...both beautiful and playing together at the Rainbow Bridge.
I cannot figure out how I came up with something sooooo "on topic" oh, and LM looks like a dog in this picture, a pit bull...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
We need a cheerier subject....
Mel being NEKKID at the mall just cracks me up.
**Off to see my therapist now**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Mel, I keep meaning to ask. What's Rimadyl?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Deb, is that Shadow in your av? He's a beauty! :)
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I was NOT nekkid! Especially in a mall! LOL If I were, that would be a set of completely different issues I needed to discuss w/ my therapist. hahaha
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DebFrmHell - Very sorry to hear about Shadow. My heart goes out to you.
I had my boy, Sam, cremated too. He's sitting on top of my dresser. Everytime I look at him I cry. :(
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@Chris,
Too much of an explanation, Mel was NEKKID!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 11:09am.
My 72 yr old Auntie is on her honeymoon.
That's awesome! Where'd they go?
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Aw, Chris, I'm sorry about your Jake, too. :( I miss my boy Sam terribly. He DID like to sniff butts, and eat poop! ewwwww! lol He was a great boy though. Very protective but sweet as pie. :)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:08am.
Sam's Club??!! Cheap bastard! I would have accepted nothing less than Belk's!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
My 72 yr old Auntie is on her honeymoon. She does not know yet but I had him cremated so he will always be with me.
On Topic: That is one miserable looking beeotch! Reason number 3 on why I got spaded at 27...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Deb and Chris, LMAO!
Deb, I remember all I kept thinking in the dream was "Ew, he's so old!" lol Chris, I was NOT naked! hahaha We were in a mall of some sort, sitting on one of the benches, and he said if I went out with him he would buy me something from Sam's club. tee hee
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 11, 2008 - 11:01am.
Sensimina, I believe it. I think that's probably why she has the infuriated look on her face all the time. However, ML has hit the jackpot, and has this smug look on HIS face permanently.
Nic Cage is a big Elvis freak. You would think LM could recognize a sychophant after all this time, celebrity or no. They were married for, what, two weeks? And she looks just like Elvis. I'm sure she has raging issues of her own (that $cientology cannot ever hope to address), and she always looks so fucking miserable.
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Fuck, I'd be miserable too if my dad died, my mom hosted parties where she shot Drano into people's faces, my daughter was fucking Ryan Cabrera and I was Michael Jackson's ex-wife.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:05am.
They can play sniff the butt with my poochie, Jake.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 11:03am.
Aw, I'm sorry. I was hysterical when my poochie died. I was in Houston and he was home.
God's only flaw is that he made pets mortal.
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Kelsey Grammer is HOT! IMO...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Oh Deb, my heart just sank for you. :( I'm so sorry about Shadow. I will ask my boy Sam to greet him at rainbow bridge. They can play together. :) It hurts so bad, I know. Peace to you and Shadow.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:00am.
What a miserable looking bitch. You KNOW she yells at him all the time.
OT- I had a dream last night that Kelsey Grammar was trying to get me to go out on a date with him. EW! and does this mean I'm crazy??
Only if you were naked in the dream.
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That twig of a man could NOT have produced twins without medical intervention!!!
Hi Mel,
I lost my boy on the 8th. He was my life. Old age sucks.
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Sensimina, I believe it. I think that's probably why she has the infuriated look on her face all the time. However, ML has hit the jackpot, and has this smug look on HIS face permanently.
Nic Cage is a big Elvis freak. You would think LM could recognize a sychophant after all this time, celebrity or no. They were married for, what, two weeks? And she looks just like Elvis. I'm sure she has raging issues of her own (that $cientology cannot ever hope to address), and she always looks so fucking miserable.
What a miserable looking bitch. You KNOW she yells at him all the time.
OT- I had a dream last night that Kelsey Grammar was trying to get me to go out on a date with him. EW! and does this mean I'm crazy??
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 11, 2008 - 10:56am.
He probably made her dress up in the white jumpsuit every night.
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Submitted by Sensimina on October 11, 2008 - 10:52am.
I always wondered what Nicholas Cage did to her during their short lived marriage that freaked her out so much? And it didn't help that she looks a lot like her father either.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Her look scares me.
ubmitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 11, 2008 - 10:48am.
I'll just BET Michael Nobody Lockwood is ecstatic now that his DNA has combined with that of ELVIS and he gets a share of the cash!
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I feel bad for Lisa Marie in that regard. It must suck to know that your boyfriend is thinking about your dad while he fucks you. Apparently Nic Cage has a crazy obsession with Elvis that played into his relationship with LM.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I'll just BET Michael Nobody Lockwood is ecstatic now that his DNA has combined with that of ELVIS and he gets a share of the cash!
She can name one Hunka Hunka and the other Burnin Love.
He looks like Simon LeBon on meth. He also looks like he smells of old urine, stale beer and, for some reason, yeast.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 11, 2008 - 10:45am.
Is she going to breast feed them, or feed them that barley water shit those CO$ cult freaks claim is SO nutritious for a growing baby?
If not then Tommy Girl has two more babies to steal, I mean adopt. All in the name of Scientology!
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
She MUST have had a C-section. No OB's deliver twins naturally anymore. Plus, she's 40. I wonder if the Scientos let her have an epidural.
Anyway, congrats to her.
Is she going to breast feed them, or feed them that barley water shit those CO$ cult freaks claim is SO nutritious for a growing baby?
CNN has a vintage video from 1959 of Johnny Cash doing an Elvis imitation. It's a riot.
Just think, if it weren't for Elvis' stardom, we wouldn't even know who these people are.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"the short bus version of Tom Petty"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I so lurves you, MK!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Dmn, she has a look on her face like she's fixin to cut someone!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
So it wasn't a Scientology approved silent birth?
Traitor!
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
"He's always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty."
LMAO! He really does!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The photos of Lisa Marie's pregnancy scared me from ever wanting to get knocked up. EVER. I'm somewhat relieved to know she was pregnant with twins, but still.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.