Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Lori Petty (45)
Usher (30)
Stacy Keibler (30)
Natalie Maines (35)
Jon Seda (38)
Steve Coogan (43)
Karyn White (43)
Isaac Mizrahi (47)
Thomas Dolby (50)
Justin Hayward (62)
Udo Kier (64)
Ralph Lauren (70)
Roger Moore (81)
OoFah! Lori aged real badly.
what the fuck happened to that lesbiana, if she isnt , she should be.
I'd hit it. Lori Petty is awesome!
Two words: Tanked Girl
Tank Girl what the fuck happened to you??????
she looks like death. maybe if she didn't go pluck happy with the tweezerman and stayed away from the chola brows, she'd look more her age.
Ahhh...that's why she fell off the radar. Damn she's only 45, and looks like that.
Happy Birthday to Natalie Maines!!! I love the Dixie Chicks!
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Somebody get Lori a can of tuna or some punani for her birfday. She be looking sad, lonely and malnourished. Maybe she can bust up the SamRo/Hohan romance or make it a threesome...that might make her birfday happy.
Lori...Lori...Lori (shaking head) WTF happened? Kudos for no botox shit but DAYUM! A hard life lived, obviously!
lori petty...too thin and looking a bit rough around the gills..
loved karyn white...wonder what happened to her...
happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
I think Lori Petty looks LOVELY for her age. I really do. Happy Birthday!
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@ speakit I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stand the Dixie Chicks. Overrated IMO.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
OMG WTFH2 Lori Petty? She was so cute, she looks scary
Natalie Maines' voice is so god awful, it's unfathomable that someone would enjoy it. That is a sincere opinion. I loathe the Dixie Chicks.
Lori Petty has seen too much sun.
Lori, eat some meat protein- stat!
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Udo Kier;
"Spleen, check, kidney, check, pancreas....Igor, Igor, lift me up!!! What are you looking at?? Stop looking, you pervert!!!"
I don't remember the exact quote but his role as Dr. Frankenstein in "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein" had to be one of the most memorable in my weed filled teenage years.
He was examining the Bride in his lab and stuck his hand into an open incision on her body.
It got him so hot he told Igor to lift him on top of her so he could get busy and she was looking at him the whole time. Man, the seventies had some great fuckin movies. Wow.
Snowy♥
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Good Morning whores
I love Lori Petty she's got spunk. Sad that she looks so beat.
Holy crap...that's "Tank Girl"?
Geezus, she looks like she's been shacking up with Death.
Lori Petty looks BEAT for 45. Veganism is clearly NOT the way to go.
lori petty looks bad. jeez louise.
she must be on teh meth or something.
OMFGawd...!!!!
My main man, Ralph Lauren had a birfday. Whore-aaay!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on October 14, 2008 - 10:19am.
Jeebus. I thought it was Laurie Anderson at first.
Me too Mabel!
Damn that is rough for 45.
Lori Petty, Point Break Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm worn out right hand, now........ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Jeebus. I thought it was Laurie Anderson at first.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Shoot, I'm 49 and I say Lori Petty looks pretty rough. Does she have a drug or alcohol problem or is she ill?
Yeah, good for Lori for aging naturally. Notice I didn't say gracefully.
Time to lighten up the hair and make up, Lori.
You're not 20 anymore.
I wonder if she still has the raspy-little-girl-tomboy voice.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by sonne on October 14, 2008 - 9:23am.
Sure she looks rough because Lori Petty looks NORMAL..........
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A-fucking-men! (from this old broad...music to my ears)
Vendicare : OMG OMG those were the days! they were both much much hotter.
kerrymegan : me too, I totally thougth it was SW
She looks wayyyy old I think and I am not too much younger.
good morning ho heads!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Oh man, Cloris looks better than Tank Girl! What happened? Was she a druggie? She was so cute in League of Their Own, Tank Girl and Point Break. What happened to that feisty girl? Time to grow a little more hair and soften up I guess. This is a really harsh picture, she can't look like this for real. Girlfriend, please, time to give up the stripper brows at least.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. Vote Bitches!
Lori's vegan lifestyle is not helping her. Or something.
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Now release the pressure.
Sure she looks rought because Lori Petty looks NORMAL. We're just not used to seeing it. She's only a few years older than me but yes, I recognize the slightly droopy face, the fine lines, etc. that naturally comes with age. So fucking what! Good for her! She's my new hero for being brave enough to look normal in this fucked up day and age.
Happy BD to Steve Coogan, you funny funny man, and also to Thomas Dolby, even though I used to turn "She Blinded Me with Science" into "She Blinded Me with Thumbtacks" during drunken 80s singing.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 14, 2008 - 8:11am.
@Nitty...I'm lovin' the avvie!♥
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Sorry, Triscuit. Got a phone call and was away! Thanks :) It's really a gif. but it's too big to spurt blood out it's neck here..lol
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
maybe she hasn't been botoxed to death! she does look morbid though! do we really know what 45 looks like in hollywood??
HAHA I thought that was Sigourney Weaver at first!!
I met Lori Petty one time, and she was much nicer than she had to be.
Remember when Richard Grieco was hot and she played his secretary on "Booker"?
Jesus, Lori looks like she's 80.
HB Roger Moore and other sluts!
Mornin' MK, have a good day ya'll :)
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OMIGOD. YES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY UDO KIER!
Holy shit! She aged so badly! Damn! I think she stepped out of "A Nightmare Before Christmas."
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 8:10am.
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That is when MTV actually played fucking videos!
I remember that shit!♥
Great Morning to all my ho's at D!
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@Nitty...I'm lovin' the avvie!♥
Happy Birthday Thomas Dolby! You memeber when "You blinded me with science?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
Happy Birthday Jon Seda. Mmmmmm, sexy sexy man!
Mornin' MK and dlisters ♥
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I loved Karyn White's music! HB!! All the true talent never seems to get recognized as long as they should be...
HB Ursher, I can only remember how you used too be hot.
HB Natalie Maines...I get smacked for my outspokeness too. Truth hurts, but oh well. I'm mad as hell too.
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