The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 7:42pm.
O please. Overpopulation is not an issue. Greed is.
Please just kill yourself now. Stupid people don't deserve to live. We hit our quota on them centuries ago.
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Oh shit, am I too late for the fight? I want to talk shit! He he. Stay at home moms rock and I think it sucks when a woman is not able to stay with her children at home. Most women would want to be able to be with the kids because I believe latch-key kids get into a lot more trouble than those with parents at home. Here's to the moms!! *raises beer glass* Oh, and what is wrong with wearing pjs to the grocery store? I do it all the time and no, I am not a stay-at-home mom, but yes, I do live off my hubby's money. I go to school though, does that count for anything?
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 7:42pm.
O please. Overpopulation is not an issue. Greed is.
Please just kill yourself now. Stupid people don't deserve to live. We hit our quota on them centuries ago.
Ivana, maybe some are depressed because they SACRIFICED working. Staying home, and only talking to toddlers day after day can be MIND-NUMBING. Just going to the grocery store takes twice as long as on your own. Like I said, I am NOT even a stay at home Mom, but I have worked in childcare for 14 years, and know the importance of raising a child. Too many children have been dumped off in daycare, or with Nannies while both parents work. Then the parents feel guilty and spoil the shit out of the kids. This is why we have a bunch of self-entitled asshole in their 20's now!
I can't answer you any more after this comment. You are a fucking idiot.
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Submitted by miso-horny on October 11, 2008 - 7:36pm.
I do agree with you and that's why Britney messed up so much. Madonna went through shit and she really wanted it and knew what to do to get it and maintain it. Maybe Britney had to go through all this mess to actually learn and grow up already.
O please. Overpopulation is not an issue. Greed is.
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Yeah great, then why most stay at home moms have depression or a lot of other imaginary and non-imaginary mental diseases? Because they feel numb and without any life meaning. This stay at home crap is so american suburbia! Fly to France, Italy, Greec
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Who the fuck are you talking about?
Raising children is an honourable profession. There is nothing wrong with devoting your time to developing young minds and bodies. You make me super mad tryna take that away and then talking about France and Italy and Greece?!?! The homes of the stay-at-home moms! Maybe they don't get sad cuz they get some respect over there.
Are teachers all fucked up too? Early Childhood Educators?
Don't lay it all on the Mommies, hunny...Depression is rampant in North America. Among all kinds of people. Yeesh. I dunno - maybe it's got something to do with war.
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Hate to burst your bubble about Japan, but I live here and once Japanese women marry and the kids come, they stay their ass home. They become stay-at-home moms.
Some even stay at home even if they don't have kids.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
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Submitted by Emeriesan on October 11, 2008 - 7:15pm.
OMG the killjoys have descended upon us -
MK please, create a topic with the title "Brit Brit is better than Brangelina", let those loonies fight each other off!
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YES YES YES. and add in something political to suck those noodles in too!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Yeah great, then why most stay at home moms have depression or a lot of other imaginary and non-imaginary mental diseases? Because they feel numb and without any life meaning. This stay at home crap is so american suburbia! Fly to France, Italy, Greece, Japan and wherever else outside the US, and you'll see what mothers do. They work! Oh but just because they work does it mean that their kids won't have life lessons, values and safety? Yeah because only all mighty stay at home moms can provide that... Pfffff.
The difference between Madonna and Britney also is that Madonna had the drive and hunger to get to where she is. Grant it she sucked a few dicks on the way, but hey now she has people who suck hers ,proverbially.
Brit twit had a stage mommy from the get go. She literally had her hand held all the way, and when she tried to do shit on her own and tried to be independent , it was a major FAIL.
It is not about putting her down,but if she was SMART as she claimed to be, she could of milked it for what it was worth ans sit back and chill. She may spike up for a NY minute, but never be on top of her game as before.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
DAE, even though they were not hits, I LOVE "Walk Away" and "Infatuation" "...that while damn "Stripped" CD is fucking awesome.
I love a lot of Britney's stuff too.....I just think she's over. But as I said yesterday, the world is quite "pro-Britney" now, and it will be a big hit...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 7:32pm.
LCT, I wouldn't worry about a week.....look at it. It is a different color than usual?
Even so, it is still safe.....I don't think you get sick like you do from bad cheese.....
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Yeah, it looks pretty normal, and tastes normal.
Dang, bad cheese is hot. Especially the kind with the white mold with a nice little green smiley face in the middle.
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 7:06pm.
You drink coffee without sugar? *grimace* or do you use honey or br sugar?
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to mislead.
There is no fucking way in all that's holy that I could drink coffee without sugar. I use sugarcubes and a little steamed no fat milk or soy. I not into the dairy industry, but I don't use much milk and it's the only dairy I eat except for a little cheese here and there. And I can honestly say that my coffee is the only refined sugar I eat. Now, did I mention that my coffee is espresso? hehe I basicaly make myself a low fat latte. I have my own machine and it's AWESOME. Again, a life not worth living, for me. I'm healthy with everything else food and bodywise so I don't think it will kill me. I'm just a better person with coffee.
But back to you,lol YOU CAN DO IT! Keep us informed.
OT: Brit Brit Forever!
No, I mean she's gonna keep coming back again and again forever. UGH.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Everybody knows that Madonna's voice is weak too, it's all about being an entertainer! And that's why your idol Trannylera is so irrelevant! She has a good voice but no personality whatsoever, she's b o r i n g . Britney has changed her image many times, you should know that being a britaloonie on the closet! Baby One More Time, Oops, Slave, POM, even a cartoon version on Break The Ice just like Madonna in Music... Madonna gotta abandon the throne one day and if everybody says that Britney is the next one, so be it :-D
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Yes, but you see - Madonna is smart (unlike Unfitney) she KNOWS that you can't STILL be making the same kind of music 10, 20,30 years down the line. Listen to her dubet album and then listen to her newest one. TWO different sounds, why? because Madonna constan;y changed her sound and always tried something different.
Listen to Unfitney debut album and then "Blackout" doyou hear a differnce? The lyrics have become sexier but THAT'S IT. It's STILL the same shit, hell even her dancing HASN'T CHANGED.
She's NOTHING like Madonna.
I don't give a fuck if Christina is "irrelevant" or not. She makes AMAZING music, she keeps her private life PRIVATE and oh yeah, she's an amazing woman.
You're calling the woman that made "Dirrty" boring? Well that makes sense...NOT!
Lets see "Reflection" -> "Genie" -> "Dirrty" -> "ANOM" -> "KGB" - all changes you can SEE. Teen sweetie - skank - old hollywood glam - super bitch! Like to see Unfitney try that!
Fuck this shit Im off to watch Merlin (yummy! bbl whores!!)
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Whatever! They can still raise their kids and work! I'm sick and tired of seeing women on their PJ's on the supermarket, now that is disgusting. Put some clothes on and do something! I'm sorry, I think a woman depending on the man's paycheck is horrible.
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OMG do people do that?
I know stay-at-home moms who are quite wealthy. They spend a lot of time working out, designing their homes, shopping, planning parties, networking and carting their children around to programs and school. I can barely stand them but I'd hardly call them lazy.
I know other stay-at-home moms who are not as wealthy. They spend all their time organizing fundraisers and school plays and sewing costumes and making huge casseroles for potlucks. They spend a lot of time helping to educated and inform their children. They bake and they have gardens and they do lots and lots of laundry.
I get to stay home lots but my office is here. I take phone calls and plan schedules and write reports, among other things and because I am lucky enough to be home I spend some day time hours helping at the school and I am here to listen to my daughter's stories while I feed her snacks after school...and then there's her programs too...
Have I been to the store in my jammies? HELL YES! You try staying awake for 3 days straight while your kid's snotting and throwing up all over you and when she FINALLY settles you find you have no detergent left and not one tea bag. See if you don't lower your standards for half a second then.
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LCT, I wouldn't worry about a week.....look at it. It is a different color than usual?
Even so, it is still safe.....I don't think you get sick like you do from bad cheese.....
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Help! I bought some Lindt chocklits at the store and they expired a week ago. Still ok to eat?
Ivana just proved shes the dumbest person in here by saying that stay at home moms are slackers. Everything you say is now void. Bitch you can now go back to breatheheavy.com with the other ignorant twats and continue to jerk off at the sound of hearing shitney's robotic and autotuned voice. shitney fans really are dumb.
Nobody said Madonna had a good voice.
I said she was an intelligent woman in control.
Shitney is an airhead, who needs a million handlers and her Daddy around to do everything for her.
She can't do anything by herself. All her music sounds the same, she never re-invents herself. She is stuck in a timewarp.
It is not depending on a man's paycheck. She earns every fucking penny keeping that child safe, teaching it life lessons and values....and what the fuck is she supposed to do with the kid while she is working? You say she can still work a full time job while having babies at home? Your head is really up your ass here.
The MOST IMPORTANT years of development are 0-5....I think it is WONDERFUL when a parent is home with the child for that period of time. No matter how fantastic the caregiver is, it is still not Mom/Dad.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Whatever! They can still raise their kids and work! I'm sick and tired of seeing women on their PJ's on the supermarket, now that is disgusting. Put some clothes on and do something! I'm sorry, I think a woman depending on the man's paycheck is horrible.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Dementa, yes I do think stay-at-home moms are slackers! They depend on somebody else's money to live, so that is a slacker! There's more to life than stay at home, pop pills, bake cakes and watch oprah! Get a job already... have a sense of self.
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You did NOT just say that. I am not even a stay at home Mom, yet I think that is one of the most disgusting comments of the day. Yes, SOME Moms, who have money to pawn their kids off on Nannies while they go get manicures and facials, but most stay at home Moms make that choice so that THEY can raise their kids, not someone else.
Raising children is HARD WORK. You ignorant asshole...that comment just PISSED ME OFF.
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OMG the killjoys have descended upon us -
MK please, create a topic with the title "Brit Brit is better than Brangelina", let those loonies fight each other off!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Everybody knows that Madonna's voice is weak too, it's all about being an entertainer! And that's why your idol Trannylera is so irrelevant! She has a good voice but no personality whatsoever, she's b o r i n g . Britney has changed her image many times, you should know that being a britaloonie on the closet! Baby One More Time, Oops, Slave, POM, even a cartoon version on Break The Ice just like Madonna in Music... Madonna gotta abandon the throne one day and if everybody says that Britney is the next one, so be it :-D
<<"...just like MK he says all this stuff about Britney but guarantee when "Womanzier" is blasting at splash he'll go running to the dance floor "OMg omg i love thisss song"">>
L.O.L.!
("thisss" : nice touch)
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LMAO. Funny.
Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Did you just call Adam Sandler pretty? Hehehe.
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 6:56pm.
There must be a reason why they say she's the next Madonna, so you should get used to her being around :-)
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Madonna CHANGED her image and INVOLVED as an ARTIST, which is why she is one of the greats. Unfitney STILL has the same image she had back in 1999, only nowadays she's willing to appear naked.
Unfitney nor her music has CHANGED in 10 years. So how is she like Madonna?
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@ Anastasia - thanks! I noticed the aversion when I stopped eating meat. Plus when I did eat it my body would revolt in dreadful ways. I forgot about that.
You drink coffee without sugar? *grimace* or do you use honey or br sugar?
Sugar has been a big part of my life. I don't think I've gone a single day without a cookie, choc bar or something. If I don't have something in the house I get nervous. sad. Thank dog for a high metabolism.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 11, 2008 - 7:00pm.
PREACH! :-)
Um...I come here to blow off steam about Britney. I can't go around talking that shit all day to just anybody! Yeesh!
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Madonna is an intelligent woman and savvy business woman. Britney is as a complete bimbo who requires an army of handlers and her Daddy to wipe her ass for her. The only reason she is able to have a another shot at her career is because of all the people involved in baby sitting her.
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I have one pound of coffee beans left - kicking horse was on sale for 9.99 and i caved. and a box of choc covered digestives then I'm done. What the fuck will I eat and drink?!?!? Hold me. I'm skeered.
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Hey TITS- just a little friendly encouragement:
Seriously, after about a week or two of not eating sugar and chocolate, you simply don't want it anymore and that makes it easier to say no because you are not constantly thinking about it. You can do it!
Coffee on the other hand, well, um, good luck to ya sister. For me, a life without coffee is not a life worth living. Although, I am able to control my intake, never more than 2 cups a day MAX. If you know that you can only have one or two cups, it makes it that much more enjoyable.
I'm sorry, did I say enjoyable? I meant fucking amazing.
"You're in college? Cool! Go study then child! And STFU :-)"
You sound like a 10 year old little kid. PATHETIC.
"Well if you can't love her again, then just deal with her climbing to #1 on Billboard next week :-)"
You're such a follower.
Why don't you go and hang at the teenyboppin sites? that is more your thing.
Submitted by Columbia on October 11, 2008 - 6:50pm.
HA! I just love that you guys think that Britney fans are 1 person with different nicknames... Hon just go to youtube and see Britney's Womanizer video on Britney.tv channel and you'll be surprised with how many fans she has, nationally and internationally... There must be a reason why they say she's the next Madonna, so you should get used to her being around :-)
lol i like all of you are at war!
britney is still legit.
idgaf. i love her.
the song did however take a while
for me to get used to i
just needed to see the video
now i can actually sing along to it.
ha all i picture is her in the sauna
and the guy in the shower.
that'll do
if only she could really act. omg she looks 40 something.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Well if you can't love her again, then just deal with her climbing to #1 on Billboard next week :-)
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*yawn* So?
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Whaaaaat the fuck are you britiots on? How about the fact that she, um, er, CAN'T SING WORTH A DAMN??? Don't you have any standards at all? Maybe it's just me but I don't wanna spend my money on someone who doesn't have any more talent than me. I wanna hear a voice that makes me say "damn, that mofo can sing his/her ass off!!!"
That's the problem with society today, people want someone who's just like them, be it celebrities, singers or now, frighteningly enough, politicians. Used to be watching a talent was a pleasure, a joy of seeing something special. Now we got the likes of Britney, Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler etc. etc., no talent boobs whose only talent is being pretty.
Gawdamn, get some standards already.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Well if you can't love her again, then just deal with her climbing to #1 on Billboard next week :-)
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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LOL, and you just keep making my point. And you type "STFU" and I'm the child?! BWAHAHAHA! Please. I think it's time for your nap, Ivana. Take your uneducated, uniformed and unwanted comments elsewhere because you're making the collective IQ's around here drop about 100 points every time you post having to read your drivel. ;-)
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submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Typical britard response. Try again tweenie and in the meantime show your pic, since you like to insult everyone on here. Lets check you out.
that's if you can remember to log out and log back in as Rikki Lake.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 6:32pm.
It would be pretty stupid of you to bash Britney here and have Womanizer on your Last page, having the link displayed on your siggy and all. Then if you were a Britaloonie once, you still are on the inside, once you go frapp, you never go back. You may dislike her more due to your preference to Trannylera, perhaps a love-hate relationship, but the love part is still there, just admit it, it's okay ;-)
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LMAO why would it be stupid of me? If I like the song, I'lllisten to it - duh. Hell I have Dolly Parton on my on "recently played" - I dont care what other people think of my taste in music. That's there problem not mine.
Bull shit. Utter bull shit. You may not be able to see through the worthless skank whore, but I can. Honey, she'd have to die before I like her again.
I don't "dislike" Unfitney - I HATE her. There's a difference.
Oh please -like you can't be a fan of both? Are you really that fucking brainless? Sorry but Ilost all respect for her and I can't be fan a fan of someone I don't respect.
Love? Love that trash heap? I don't think so.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
"Submitted by BellaDiva on October 11, 2008 - 6:26pm."
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Look at any pictures of her as a child, she is a brunette. She is UGLY. her eyes are far too far apart from each other and she has a linebackers neck.
Umm...stay-at-home moms are not lazy. That really is a difficult job, and it includes taking care of a house in addition to 24-7 care of another living being. Hell, I try to stay at home with my dog and I go crazy- she doesn't leave me alone, and I can't imagine if she could speak!
I think Britney Spears is just another person who didn't know what having a kid was really about- like a LOT of people in the world, celebrities and otherwise (hell, even my mother didn't know at times- it's full of surprises). Many people jump into motherhood in their twenties and regret it and mess the hell up. And sometimes having kids comes from a need for family and security, and I don't blame her for making this mistake considering how she was raised- by Louisiana parents who thought the fact that they talk incessantly about family values would just make everything okay no matter what.
Many people make the mistake of having kids, and you guys seem more educated and perhaps self-realized. So really, just pity those who don't know and stop judging them. She's obviously not in her right mind and doesn't have much intelligence. Poor kids, yeah, but don't judge until you have them, because many of us will make mistakes when we have them because it's a stressful job with too much pressure for just one person to handle.
I don't think Britney has much heart for her kids, but she just didn't know what she was getting in to, and neither does her sister- they just know that they're conservatives who don't beleive in birth control, and they've done stupid things without thinking of broader consequences thanks to their mother, who raised them to be attention-whores without telling them about safety precautions.
okay, i could go on and on, so i'll stop now!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 11, 2008 - 6:40pm.
You're in college? Cool! Go study then child! And STFU :-)
Submitted by Columbia on October 11, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 11, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Britney is a 26 year old that looks 46.
and is built like a dude.
Columbia, show us your picture then! Let's see that hot body, woohoo!
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I have one pound of coffee beans left - kicking horse was on sale for 9.99 and i caved. and a box of choc covered digestives then I'm done. What the fuck will I eat and drink?!?!? Hold me. I'm skeered.
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Water is our friend. And fruit. Fruit is full of sugar for us while we shake in detoxification. The bike is our friend, dear TITS, and it will take us away from ourselves, if but for a moment...to reflect on the things we really, really want...
I'll hold you, hunny.
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