The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
Click here if you can't see the video above.
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DON'T EVER LEAVE YOUR POP ICON! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE IF HER VOICE BOX IS GONE AND HER ARMS AND LEGS FALL OFF. LOVE HER FOREVER! GOT IT?
I'll never let go, Jsck. I'll never let go!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by Mr. President on October 12, 2008 - 10:07am.
angel, Roger on that. I promise to never abandon Aubrey O'Day ever.
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Good boy. I knew I could count on you;)
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angel, Roger on that. I promise to never abandon Aubrey O'Day ever.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This one! This is my favourite post of my one hundred million posts today! Yay me!
@MR. Pres!
For reals. Who ARE these people? Most of the people I know don't even realize Britney still exists. It's the new definition of commitment: You don't have to stay married, or be loyal to your work or your boss, you don't have to respect your elders or give back to your community but DON'T EVER LEAVE YOUR POP ICON! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE IF HER VOICE BOX IS GONE AND HER ARMS AND LEGS FALL OFF. LOVE HER FOREVER! GOT IT?
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Hey, angel! Unfortunately there are enough Brittards out there to make this a hit. Sad statement. This is the same crowd that shells out $350 to watch Madonna thrust her steroid- ravaged vag in their faces.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Morning, Mr. Pres!
Well, I'm thinking that it's just not going to do as well. She is certainly not going to fool the younger teens with this shit - they need more flashy lights and cool effects.
She looks so silly and I hate the choreography. It's lame.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
If I have to listen to this song one more time I'm gonna barf my Spam casserole.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Can we not just give a contract to the "waitress" dancing on the table on the left? And the dude. I'd LOVE to see more of them. SO frustrating how they keep pointing the camera at that played out beast in the middle.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Back in the day LOL meant Lots of Love. Member?
You want some crazy?
I got yo crazy!
Modern day LOL.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Wow, surprisingly crappy song - sounds like something the Pussycat Dolls rejected
"To be is to do"- Aristotle
"To do is to be"-Jean-Paul Sartre
"Doobie doobie doo"- Frank Sinatra
I like the video (doesn't mean that I like the song, it's an ok for me...I dont really like that machine sound britney)
happy to see her back on track...well she might never be the same ol britney but at least she's trying to be a better one after all the chaos that she did in the past.
I just wish Amy Wino will clean up her act and be healthy again :) I still want to hear from her when she's 30 or something...
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 12:48am.
But I also won't kill you, so I have that going for me.
...ha, let YOU tell it!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
slim jim crumbs! HA! your fuckin killin me dude! comedy :)
a funny thing about regret is...
OMG...the old Britt is back and I'm so stoked!!
I freaking LOVE Britney!!!!!
She is back with a vengence!
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No Day But Today!
Manimal5, I luv it! lol
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 12:01am.
@mytwocents
Firing ranges here will let you 'rent' firearms. It's fun, but don't be jelly, it's not THAT much fun. It's not like... secks. :P
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Too fuckin right it wouldn't be more fun than the secks. Well, depending on who you're banging -- or shootin' for that matter (Yes I'm looking at you Palin). But I get my jollies just playing shoot-em-up on the 'puter.
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Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 12:32am.
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 10:47pm.
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maybe we like the frog more than you.
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well, I can't say I blame ya. I'm not nearly as petite or colorful.
But I also won't kill you, so I have that going for me.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 12:21am.
Submitted by bambam on October 12, 2008 - 12:18am.
They used to call me "The big LOL" back in the day
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What did LOL stand for back in yee olden times?
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.
About guns:
I've shot a lever action rifle, a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a derringer, and a revolver. The lever action is my fave. Makes me feel all Annie Oakley.
Guns aren't bad unless you do bad things with them. There are many fun shooting sports. People are far more dangerous with cars than with guns, IMO. REMEMBER the 'o' in IMO, means 'opinion' :P
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I've never even seen a gun let alone touch one. Except for the squirt variety.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 11, 2008 - 10:35pm.
I've only had one avie, well I had another one for just a couple of days. Ummm... I don't understand. How does me having an avie make people happy?
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maybe we like the frog more than you.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 11:41pm.
I was just sayin night night to Kate773. Am in and out today with real-world stuff. But I do owe a shout out to both Snarkley and tangerine for this little nugget (made me pee a bit):
Submitted by Snarkley on October 11, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:29pm.
*hoists up fat jeans* *wipes food and sweat off chin* *smells armpits and makes face* Look y'all, Britney's back, okay? Jeez. She is extremely talented and one of the best songwriters of our time. And she is super hot. Didn't you see the video? She is naked. Duh.
Ya'll are crazy!,
*scratching butt crack, sniffing finger*
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Submitted by bambam on October 12, 2008 - 12:18am.
They used to call me "The big LOL" back in the day
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Was that before or after the 'wheel'?
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Heh heh heh. I always makes the ladies lol.
They used to call me "The big LOL" back in the day. I still got it goin on......:P
Submitted by dementa on October 11, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Upcoming track listing for "Circus":
1. Womanizer (or, Calling the Pot A Slut)
2. We're Cuntry (Banging my Little Sister's Babydaddy)
3. I Go To Clubs and You Wanna Have Sex With Me
4. Pink Wig Blues
5. I'm Sexy Sexy Sexy, I Love Sex, Please Have Sex With Me
6. Please Take Me Back Justin (Or I'll Tell The World About Your "Special Weekends" With Joey Fatone)
7. I'm Wild and Sexy, Really!
8. Desperate (For A Comeback)
9. Oops I'm Knocked Up Again
10. I Swear I'm Hot And Sexy, Please Buy My Album!
11. They're Coming To Take Me Away (cover)
12. I Got Rid of My Booboos, So Now I'm Seventeen Again!
Laughing at number 12, She must feel like a free woman again. Again, some people should never be parents.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by bambam on October 12, 2008 - 12:10am.
Hey I want royalties dagnabbit!!!
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Maybe you should read my posts! I said I was gonna make it a siggie. You should feel honored, dammit.
I don't know what you meant by that but it made me LOL.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Hey I want royalties dagnabbit!!!
well im glad to see that brit is back to making the videos and music that shes good at. its not a bad song, really.
also...wtf is with this riki lake twat? "blah blah ny nightlife"...this is dlisted you cumdumpster retard...enjoy acquiring ny nightlife std's...if you're going to take this shit so seriously methinkst thou art the one in need of a life
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Sorry if I was overly bitchy
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There's a bitch limit? NO ONE TOLD ME.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
@angel
'Night! Wait.. I can have any opinion? Okay, colds suck ass. I have a bad one. I think I caught it from the neighbors kids. They HANG on me, like little monkeys.
@mytwocents
Firing ranges here will let you 'rent' firearms. It's fun, but don't be jelly, it's not THAT much fun. It's not like... secks. :P
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
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Submitted by boomsy on October 11, 2008 - 11:31pm
Yahh!, can you imagine? That's too weird.
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Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
Gene Simmons
@MyTwo..you didn't put a penny in the Snark slot yet! We'll let ya slide this time..but you better bring four cents tomorrow. *menacing fist* Sleep tight, doll!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 11:29pm.
OK, peeps, I'm off. Sorry if I was overly bitchy but those two pissed me off. I know some of you made up with Ivana, and that's swell, but I really got my dander up, so to speak, with that nonsense.
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Ditto on the dander. G'Night.
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Nite, Kate. Don't know nothing 'bout no hoo-ha..don't wanna know, just wanna come, laugh and leave. Hmm...I think I've dated a couple guys like that. Sleep tight, darlin.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Snarkley on October 11, 2008 - 11:27pm
They have people now who go around the country and have 'taser parties' where you can test and buy them; craziness.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.
About guns:
I've shot a lever action rifle, a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a derringer, and a revolver. The lever action is my fave. Makes me feel all Annie Oakley.
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Me jelly! I don't want to own one particularly (WAY too big a chance I'd use it on my neighbor) but it does sound like fun. I live the fantasy in videogameland though.
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OK, peeps, I'm off. Sorry if I was overly bitchy but those two pissed me off. I know some of you made up with Ivana, and that's swell, but I really got my dander up, so to speak, with that nonsense.
Luv yas!!
Night angel!
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You guys talking about guns, check this out, a little pricey, but an alternative if you live in the city.
http://www.taser.com/pages/default.aspx
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If life hands you lemons, find someone whose life handed them vodka, and have a party.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Thanks chickadee!
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Lovely! Hahahaha
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Night, Angel. May angels dance above your bed. Just pray they aren't wearing tap shoes. xoxoxxo
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Goodnight angel! Thanks for the MS add. ♥
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Gnite, chillen - I'm maxed.
It was a lovely giggly rampaging evening and I thank you all for joining me in my extended wind down:)
Sleep tight, bitches!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 11:20pm.
@Snarkly...Um, yeah..Not to be ungrateful..but I already had my nightly serving of weanie and beans..but then again, I'm not britney who has to walk the streets of NY to find them.
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I like to refer to beans and weanies as "meat and two veg". Heh.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I know speakit! Really I do! That is why I know my fear is irrational, but I can't help it.
@speakit:
You can have any opinion you like, hunny:)
I accept:)
(edited to add: I hope the men are taking notes)
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
@Snarkly...Um, yeah..Not to be ungrateful..but I already had my nightly serving of weanie and beans..but then again, I'm not britney who has to walk the streets of NY to find them.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Damn! All this talk about spam casserole is making me hungry!
About guns:
I've shot a lever action rifle, a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a derringer, and a revolver. The lever action is my fave. Makes me feel all Annie Oakley.
Guns aren't bad unless you do bad things with them. There are many fun shooting sports. People are far more dangerous with cars than with guns, IMO. REMEMBER the 'o' in IMO, means 'opinion' :P
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 11:16pm.
@speakit
Frog in da house!
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 11:11pm.
The trick is to grap two fists full of casserole at a time. Put some in your pockets if you need to, just grab it.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 11, 2008 - 11:11pm.
It SOLANGE.
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I knew that!
It's her best outfit to date, to be sure.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!