The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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Oh yeah, but men are dogs.
She really can't fucking sing. I don't like the song AT ALL. The vid was kinda cute tho.
but she's still a batshit bitch who gave up on being a mother soooo.... fuck her.
Submitted by dead-actress on October 10, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Holy Fuck! This is a Papa Spears approved video? He must have asked Chestica's papa for advice.
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Hi DA!! I was thinking Helen Keller. But that's just me. YIKES!!!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Ok, I watched this shit (with the sound off mind you - can't stand the moaning she tries to pass off as singing) and it's just sad. Honey, it's not 1999 anymore and you're no longer Lolita-eque - let it go. Any hotness that she may've had has long since passed...the bloody crotch shots, unkempt, ratty hair and bad skin really didn't help matters. Plus, the choreography - really? Take that back to your aerobics class, please.
Now, something nice....at least she's working again. Although she kinda has to to be able to afford the child support payments she'll be giving KFed for the next 16 years.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Yeah, the repetitiveness of the womanizer is annoying as hell, but the song is growing on me. I just don't love the chorus.
She looks good, but I'd like to have seen her dance more, and that steamy scene looked much better with Cindy Crawford in "Freedom '90", the George Michael song.
Face it guys, the world is "Pro-Britney" again, and no matter how much we all think she is done, this song is going to be huge.......sigh....
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Holy Fuck! This is a Papa Spears approved video? He must have asked Chestica's papa for advice.