The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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@Angel,
I am holding up ok, I reckon.
Think I broke my funny bone tho...LOL.
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Submitted by bambam on October 12, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Sex isn't everything. People get all caught up trying to be with someone and drive themselves crazy. Honestly, once I decided to just be alone and concentrate on other things I needed to address in my life I got a lot happier with myself.
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No, sex isn't everything. I never thought it was. But it is one of the ways humans in love express themselves. It's nature.
I'm happy with myself. I had just hoped to be happy with someone else. I'll get over it, in time. And then someday, I'll have peace, something I could've had if I had followed my plan. My plan to live my life alone. Fate is sometimes cruel, it seems. I'm learning.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Hey DebFrmHell! How are you faring this Harvest Season?
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Submitted by TITS on October 13, 2008 - 12:34am.
Angel - too bad we're not gay eh? Match made in heaven.
I also like cleaning light fixtures and especially chandeliers!
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Speak for yourself hunny! I'd marry a pineapple if I met the right one!
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Angel - too bad we're not gay eh? Match made in heaven.
I also like cleaning light fixtures and especially chandeliers!
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Submitted by tangerine on October 13, 2008 - 12:05am.
@TITS-
Ketchup! *giggles* Although I do use it on my meatloaf. It's better than tomato paste, IMO. And I never tried a clementine but I am going to look for them in the store tomorrow.
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Meatloaf gravy wouldn't be complete without a can of tomato soup either! Church recipes are delightfully awful.
You'll find no clementines until November/December. Unless I'm wrong. They're a traditional xmas thing.
I think a small box of about 30 cost 9$.
Off to get a orange juice from the kitchen! this is killing me!
Honestly, we had lots of problems. And I never quite got over him during that time. I still loved him very much, actually. The smart thing for me to do would have been to say fuck off, but he was so sweet and well, you know the game. I guess in the end, we both loved each other and went with our hearts, and not our heads, lol. It's working so far, I am happy, and I don't mind waking up to him for the next 50 years at least! I have always believed in counseling, I had a shitty childhood so it has always felt good to just talk about it to someone who has to listen! I don't want to make my friends listen to it and my husband can only take so much of my emotional baggage, ya know?
Well good night everyone, I have a craving for some fast food and I am going to take care of that! ttyl
Submitted by Mr. President on October 12, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Jimmy, you should totally hook up with that Ricki Lake character. You two would be perfect together. Now if you will excuse me, I have to clean up the Spam casserole and ranch dressing stains off my La-Z-Boy.
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ALSO I dont remember who asked about clementine soda but IZZE makes a really yummy carbonated clementine juice if you're interested =D
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
g'night all
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 11:58pm.
speakit!! ((hugs)) Well, you are a smarter chickadee than me. Although, I knew better than to fall in love with the bad boys. They were just my playthings. You will be just fine. My husband and I broke up over a year ago and we were apart with no contact for eight months. I had a real hard time but I did survive. I had to go to counseling for it, and then when I finally started to get better and date other people, he swooped back in. So I made him marry me to prove he was serious this time ha ha.
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((hugs back)) You smell pretty! Oh I know I'll survive. Eight months with no contact? You went to counseling for it? When you started getting better, he came back? Why did you let him swoop back in? I'm not judging, I'm just curious.
I wouldn't. I would've served a healthy helping of Fuck Off. Once I get over it, I'll be over it. Snooze you lose. Day late and a dollar short. All that jazz. If it worked for you, I'm happy for you. I don't know your whole situation but... for me, I don't think so.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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@bambam-
When I was single and not having sex, I read a lot of books.
Goodnight angel. I'm sugarfree too. And it SUCKS!
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@TITS-
Ketchup! *giggles* Although I do use it on my meatloaf. It's better than tomato paste, IMO. And I never tried a clementine but I am going to look for them in the store tomorrow.
@Angel- I hate folding and hanging laundry. I am a clothes hound and I do the same thing. I have enough clothes to not do laundry for quite a while. Then I get overwhelmed.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 13, 2008 - 12:00am.
Thanks DeeDee. Now I'll be dreaming of clementine soda. Mmmm. G'Nite
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Yum! But since I'm all sugar free now I'll have Tropicana tangerine with Perrier! Nite!
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Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Angel - I love doing laundry! that and grocery shopping are my two favourite 'chores'.
oooh and cleaning really dirty windows. Fun!!
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Ugh. You totally picked my bottom three.
I like dishes, dusting, floors and the bathroom.
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IG! ♥♥
Goodnight Mr. President. Have sweet Aubrey dreams.
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DeeDee, you HOR!!! ♥♥
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Thanks DeeDee. Now I'll be dreaming of clementine soda. Mmmm. G'Nite.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
speakit!! ((hugs)) Well, you are a smarter chickadee than me. Although, I knew better than to fall in love with the bad boys. They were just my playthings. You will be just fine. My husband and I broke up over a year ago and we were apart with no contact for eight months. I had a real hard time but I did survive. I had to go to counseling for it, and then when I finally started to get better and date other people, he swooped back in. So I made him marry me to prove he was serious this time ha ha.
TITS, I love that we still use the "u". Colour me grammatically erect!!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I still want to know why they don't make a beef jerky soda. That would be the ultimate. Or better yet, ranch dressing soda.
xo back atcha IG. Goodnight all. I've already called in sick for tomorrow so I'll be posting on the day shift. Bye.
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 12, 2008 - 11:47pm.
I wonder if they make a clementine soda. Sounds really good.
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They do!
http://bottled-sugar.blogspot.com/2008/02/izze-sparkling-clementine.html
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Angel - I love doing laundry! that and grocery shopping are my two favourite 'chores'.
oooh and cleaning really dirty windows. Fun!!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 12, 2008 - 11:47pm.
I wonder if they make a clementine soda. Sounds really good.
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Surprisingly not very satisfying. Think Orangina - that orange drink in the weird shaped bottle. Like a gourd.
Haven't you ever had a clementine? They're as common as dirt here in Canada in winter. Cheap too.
Dear Jimmy,
I just wanted to write a letter to you because Angel-i did.
With Tolerance for You Even Though You're an Asshat,
Speakit
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Sex isn't everything. People get all caught up trying to be with someone and drive themselves crazy. Honestly, once I decided to just be alone and concentrate on other things I needed to address in my life I got a lot happier with myself.
And I got to know the twins, leftia and rightina hand. They understood me instinctively. :)
Dear Jimmy,
Now I am folding my laundry. Folding laundry is REALLY boring. I have a lot of things that go on hangers. And because I change my clothes a lot and don't do laundry often enough it is a VERY long and boring process. Therefore I may be posting quite a bit. I could be wrong tho, I might get distracted by some other shiny thing while I am folding. Maybe it will be something I NEED to do! That would be great. Because I am spontaneous and, although things do get done, I can never be sure when that can happen.
I doubt it, tho. I've been working most of the day and I'm pretty tired.
With love,
angel_i
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 12, 2008 - 11:47pm.
I wonder if they make a clementine soda. Sounds really good.
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In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner forty niner,
And his darling Clementine.
Sorry, that reminded me of my Dad. xo
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FUCKIT MK BRING BACK THE NEW COMMENTS INDICATOR.
pretty please.
I'll show you my tits?
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I wonder if they make a clementine soda. Sounds really good.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 11:27pm.
@angel-
While I was reading it, like my whole face changed slowly from shock, to sad, to "wait a second," to a smile, to "god I am gullible!" But it did make me think though, hope it did the same for you-know-who.
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Perfect! I am a MASTER! BWAHAHAHAHA!
PS. No fucking Adnone or Adnone types. They are for flirty flirty how much free stuff can I get before I run times and that's it! ESPECIALLY low-rent guys like Adnone who go for Britney when she's all fucked up looking and dirty. Where was he when she was hot?
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@tangerine
NO NO NO soooo not true. The guy next door's brother, who is in luv (horny) with me now is a bad boy, and that's a no go. Trust.
My heart belongs to someone and if it doesn't happen.... then I don't know. I really don't.
Edited to say: It's not gonna happen, and I need to let it go.
Right now I'm just trying to focus on my son and surviving.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 12, 2008 - 11:31pm.
TITS, from wiki...
A clementine is the fruit of a variety of mandarin orange (Citrus reticulata), named in 1902.[citation needed] A clementine is an oblate, medium-sized citrus fruit. The exterior is a deep orange colour with a smooth, glossy appearance. Clementines separate easily into eight to fourteen juicy segments
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Oooh spooky. Did you know that the earth is also oblate spheroid too?
Maybe... maybe we're just some huge beasts fruit waiting to be picked? And humans are just seeds and rind to be picked off?
MAYBE WE'RE THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT!!
feel dizzy.
There are strains of STDs residing in Adnan's crotch that biologists have not even discovered yet.
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Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 11:30pm.
@TITS-
tangerines are not shit *sulks*
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OH SHIT! SORRY!!
Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 11:29pm.
@anastasia-
*claps hands* I love it! Btw, would you like some spam casserole? I churched it up by adding a secret ingredient y'all *winks and smiles, revealing a black tooth grin*
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Ketchup right?
I once discovered a collection of church goers recipes. The spaghetti sauce called for ketchup. As did a few other recipes. Ketchup, bread crumbs, creamed corn and dream whip were the most common ingredients.
@tangerine
No thanks, just shoveling some fried baloney sandwiches down my fucking gullet.
A clementine sounds really good. I would like to try it. I wonder if I could get some tomorrow or if they are out of season..
TITS, from wiki...
A clementine is the fruit of a variety of mandarin orange (Citrus reticulata), named in 1902.[citation needed] A clementine is an oblate, medium-sized citrus fruit. The exterior is a deep orange colour with a smooth, glossy appearance. Clementines separate easily into eight to fourteen juicy segments. They are very easy to peel, like a tangerine, but lack the tangerine's sourness and seeds.
So, at the end of the day, if you eat them, you won't get scurvy.
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@TITS-
tangerines are not shit *sulks*
@anastasia-
*claps hands* I love it! Btw, would you like some spam casserole? I churched it up by adding a secret ingredient y'all *winks and smiles, revealing a black tooth grin*
Submitted by islandgirl on October 12, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Clementines.
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Now I'm confussed. What's the diff betwixt a clem and a mand?
I know tangerines and frankly they're just shit. (sorry speak)
Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Of course you can help it you stupid twat!!! The man is a gorgon.
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I'll have you know, as twats go, I think mine is pretty smart.. wait, it's telling me something right now... gorgons are female. Shows what you know. :P
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
@angel-
While I was reading it, like my whole face changed slowly from shock, to sad, to "wait a second," to a smile, to "god I am gullible!" But it did make me think though, hope it did the same for you-know-who.
Anyway, speakit, you are going through some hard times in the relationship dept? that is why you think Adnan is cute. You will be drawn to the creepy assholes for a time, date the wrong people, but it is what you have to go through before you finally find the "one." I was a serial monogamist back in the day. Was with a guy for four years, broke up, another for four, broke up, and now I am with my hubby. Between all those break-ups, I dated the "bad boys" or the "assholes" You will get over it ;)
@Speakit - here's how you tell. The white trash tangerines will have pips in the most unpredictable places, and the peel takes more than a nanosecond to get off.
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Our presence allows us to fully participate in our lives and enjoy all the peace, joy and wang.
My new Christmas tradition:
Crystal Light Martinis!!!
Tangerine flavor.
Clementines.
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That sounds like a yummy tradition. I love Christmas time. Oooh the holidays are just around the corner! Can't wait!
Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 11:10pm.
@tangerine
I love tangerines. We always have them at Christmas. Does anyone else do that?
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Chinese Mandarin oranges wrapped in green tissue paper in a wooden slat box.
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OH I HAVE A THEORY THEN... tangerines are country bumpkin white trash mandarin oranges.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.