Friday, October 10th 2008

Rojo Will Make A Beautiful Connecticut Bride

First of all, this beautiful picture is bringing tears to my eyes. Rojo Caliente with a Taco Bell in the background! This picture could only be more perfect if Spaghetti Cat was in one of the windows with a big bowl of Pintos 'n Cheese in front of him. Delicious.

Anygassy, Rojo and her cranky lady wife are still in Los Angeles, but they should think about cutting their trip short so that they can come back to NYC to start planning their Connecticut wedding.

The Connecticut Supreme Court ruled 4-3 today that gays and gayelles can now get hitched in the state like everyone else. They decided the ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional or some shit. Connecticut, California and Massachusetts are now the 3 states that allow us gays to ruin our lives by getting married. Go to CNN to read all the details.

When California overturned the ban, Cynthia Nixon said they were going to wait until New York makes it legal. Connecticut is veeeery close, so it totally counts. Hopefully, Connecticut starts issuing marriage license to the gays and gaylles soon. The fall leaves of Connecticut would perfectly compliment Rojo's fire ginge top. I always imagined Rojo as an autumn bride, so this is more than perfect.

Below are a few more pictures of the hopefully soon-to-be Mrs. and Mrs. Rojo Caliente renting a car in L.A. yesterday. That car is not fit for the loveliness Rojo. Where's the pick-up truck?!



Mr. President's picture

They're at Taco Bell? I figured Rojo was more of a Pink Taco kind of gal.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

mmmmm..volcano tacos.....

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

MK you have me rolling here. I haven't laughed this hard in days. You rock.

Deb's picture

Wouldn't Rojo be the groom?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

TheBreakdown's picture

RoJo & C-Nix make a cute couple.

But I hope they wait until New York makes it legal.

They deserve a Manhattan wedding!!

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roxie's picture

not sure if their dessert was tacos or cinnamon twists

paulapoo's picture

I love how the blue handicapped sign on the Taco Bell points to Rojo's head.

Morrissey's picture

@ Capitanne: YES. :( lol

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MyTwoCents's picture

Rojo looks a lot like a man

*looks over shoulder for speakit* *ducks*

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Morrissey's picture

Is it me, or is Cynthia looking at that guy like she wants to f*** him? (4th thumbnail...) I'm disappointed.
She's not a true gayelle, and I always knew it. :(

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Creepella's picture

Cynthia seems like a mean bitch. I feel bad for Rojo.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

What attention whores. It's so obvious it's all an act--how else would the least popular Sex in the City actress stay relevant while some random butch woman gets famous? It's disgusting.

(Just kidding.)

bambam's picture

Hmmmm, two lezbians in front of an establishment that sells tacos. I smell an advertising campaign!!!

It's GOLD Jerry, GOLD!!!

MyTwoCents's picture

@speakit

You deserve SOOOO much better than your turdhead ex. Fuck! Giving aways your pets??!! What a fucker!!!! I'd kick him in the nuts for you if given the chance. Why don't men love and respect quality chicks. If there is any justice in this world, you are SO getting some good Karma coming your way soon. xxx000

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 10, 2008 - 8:01pm.

Is it just me or do Rojo and Cynthia seem more natural as a couple than LiLo and SamRo?
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You know - as much as I hate to admit it, LiRo look pretty damn natural and happy. I really can't deny it. But they are young...and the young are always pretending to be more mature than they are. Everything they do looks forced. I think that could be more the issue.

O yeah - and they din't get together cuz it's good publicity - they were already together, no?

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speakit - My heart breaks for you. I know there is nothing I can do but you were kind enough to tell a newcomer like me to Shut the Fukk Up, last night, that I want to let you to know how badly I feel for you. What a bastard, he is!!

On Topic: Congratulations Connecticut!! Canada (well, even if you won't admit it, a lot of you think we're part of the U.S. :), California, Massachusetts, Connecticut. Sorry, M.K., looks as if Colorado's next (The 'C' States seem to be winning).

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Mick's picture

Wherever they're going to in that car, Rojo looks just pleased as a pig in shit, don't she? I think that if that car rental agent or whatever he is looked sideways at Ro', she'd haul off and belt him 1/2 way across the lot. With knuckle-dusters. And her combat boots, in case he needs a good kick in the nuts as well.

Word to the wise: Don't fuck with the Ro'

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Is it just me or do Rojo and Cynthia seem more natural as a couple than LiLo and SamRo?

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Lohohater's picture

this mofo is butt ugly. if i was rich and famous and a lesbo, my bitch would be hot! not to name any names, but like, jess from rock of love...

Candy's picture

OMG Im so in love with Rojo. The poetry that comes off of MK's fingers when she's around is priceless! Paparazzis take notice! More ROJO CALIENTE! I need more laughs in my life
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Submitted by Andraya on October 10, 2008 - 5:10pm
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LOL! Taco Bell is delicious. Especially after a 4 day vodka binge. Munch, munch. Double decker tacos with extra sour cream, chalupas. Ha! Good times! Just be prepared for about 7 AM the next morning when your bathroom takes a major beating. Have the box matches and air freshener by your side, too.

Cindy is cheating with Prince Hot Ginge? Who knew?

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I saw CN once in Manhattan, it's such a damn shame i didn't know about Rojo then cuz she might have been there too. I was prolly all "Whose that ugly looking ginge guy?"
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Isn't her character's name Miranda Hobbes?

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Capitanne's picture

Uh oh, Miranda Cobb's shoes are definitely not lesbian. Is she pulling an Anne Heche and just using Rojo Caliente for her beauty, and power as public school agitator? Poor Rojo, Cynthia will suddenly remember she needs the kind of power tool they don't sell at Home Depot - just like Ellen and Melissa's first fishwives.

gia's picture

is it just me or is rojo actually getting better looking? she is starting to grow on me...cynthia seems to be getting even more gaunt. rojo is sucking the life juice out of her!

Flatsy's picture

Thanks Tits.

I'm heading home. Lots of leaf peeping traffic to deal with and it's a long weekend.
Yeah, I love 3 day w/e's.

Catch you later.

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Stoney's picture

AS YOOOOOUUUUU WIIIIIIISH!!!!!

*rolls down hill*

Wesley!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Find yourself a mensch.

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No thank you.

It's been some fun.
Take care. xoxox

Gabriela's picture

Let's hope that California can remain as progressive as Connecticut on this issue. Civil rights for everyone. Vote NO on Prop 8.

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Stock Broker's picture

Congrats to Connecticut, California and Massachusetts for being progressive in their thinking.

In honor of Rojo Caliente, I'm making Cajun Red Beans & Rice for dinner.

...on second thought, I'm going to Hooters for Hot Wings instead.

Carry on.

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 10, 2008 - 5:28pm.

Tits, I had to google that one. I must confess, I have never seen the Princess Bride.
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I just saw it this summer at the free weekly b-movie festival held here in a park. This movie has quite the cult following - the audience knew all the words. 'Course the wacky weed was in great abundance - you'd get high just breathing.

Here is he saying that line: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKbmA5qoE18

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 10, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Tits, I had to google that one. I must confess, I have never seen the Princess Bride.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

Flatsy's picture

Tits, I had to google that one. I must confess, I have never seen the Princess Bride.
I'm not a big moviegoer (can't sit still for that long). I swear it's adult onset ADD.

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Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 5:24pm.

My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
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Aw, love that movie.

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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

Thanks Mrs. K, you're a real sweetie.

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 10, 2008 - 4:55pm.

Mrs K, there is something about Mandy Patinkin.
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it's the devilish twinkle in his eyes and the sly smile.

My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

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Submitted by Andraya on October 10, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Can anyone feel my Taco Bell love and pain?

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HA! I am a giver and a people person, but I do not feel your Taco Bell love and pain.
Sowwy.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 4:53pm.

Sweetheart I feel your pain
I was in a dysfunctional addictive relationship with a very charismatic smart funny lying cheating POS for 14 years so I know whereof I speak!!!!
All of you who think I am wise, lemme tell ya, I EARNED IT. I let a guy with no integrity and no honor and no dignity eat my soul.
ahem, anyhoo
Things will get better
Hold your head up, let yourt little light shine.

As my friend Smokey Robinson said:
"If you just put your hand in mine
We're gonna leave all your troubles behind
keep on walkin' and don't look back."

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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 4:34pm.
PSL and LA that has had me crying my eyes out since I read that.

Speakit ive been in some similar shoes.
I am just going to pray for peace for you.
Im so very sorry.

I kow we are just words on the internet but if you ever need anything please let me know.

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Thank you. Yes, peace is all I've ever wanted. I'll find it... alone.

letinstar's picture

california, connecticut and massachusetts are the only states that allow gay marriage...there should be another state listed that starts with an "m", so this will balance out...
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@ Miss Priss and Dee Dee,

it is now at the top of my Netflix queue.
thanks!

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Andraya's picture

Can anyone feel my Taco Bell love and pain? Why do I want it all the time, and it always makes me sick after I eat it? What is the deal??? Its aftertaste is nauseating, and it stays with you (you know whattamean), so why is it so addictive???
AND Ginges are hot and don't need any hair products ya jerrrrk!! Natural ginges are so rare that I admire them.

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Hahaha Miss Priss! I also like the part where she meets the other contesters and one of them is in an iron lung. She said she looks like a corn on the cob!

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Mrs. K

Rent it!!! It's a good movie!

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DeeDee
"Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio."

Loved her in that too!!!

"I'm a fucking drunk and I live in a dump, Sandwich" LMAO Woody Harrelson

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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 10, 2008 - 4:55pm.

Yes, I lurve MP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yerr6xA3BAE

And BTW, Pudge is as caliente to me as Paul Newman in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."
*fanning self*

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Yes Mrs. K! It's a true story about a woman who basically supported her family of 10 writing contest jingles in the 1950s. It's stars Woody Harrelson. I enjoyed it. I also read the book.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 10, 2008 - 4:54pm.
love her in "Far from Heaven" and "Prize Winner of Defiance, OH."
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I never saw Prize Winner... Should I rent it?

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Mrs K, there is something about Mandy Patinkin. I loved him on Criminal Minds. It's not the same w/out him.

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