Friday, October 10th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Ryan Gosling really knows how to wear the fuck out of a t-shirt - Popsugar

R.I.P. CosmoGirl - Jezebel

Sophie Monk used to be poor (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Gis Bundchen works the streets - Hollywood Tuna

Kim Kardassian and her fugly manicure flip flops - Hollywood Rag

Nicole Richie is sooo boring now - Lainey Gossip

Suri looks way better than both of those hags - Just Jared

Eddie Cibrian is taking a shower - Towleroad

Playboy totally turned down Brooke Hogan - IDLYITW

Charlize Theron's assy bikini pictures - Egotastic!

Boobs on a bull - Cityrag



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Submitted by Sensimina on October 11, 2008 - 11:18am.

Ryan Gosling is really sexy in movies, but he doesn't photograph well. He actually has talent, IMO, which adds to the hotness.
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That's exactly what I thought when I saw that pic. Everything you said.

fucking spoooky that is.

What am I thinking now....?

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haha did anyone catch pete wentz in that cosmogirl article on one of the covers?

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Ryan Gosling is really sexy in movies, but he doesn't photograph well. He actually has talent, IMO, which adds to the hotness.

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He reminds me of Brighton Sheffield from "The Nanny". Plus, his eyes are too close together. I don't get why people call him hwat.

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 10, 2008 - 7:31pm.
The best line in that Brooke Hogan article was when her rep said, "It's not the right time."

I want to add, "She's not washed up enough yet. People still vaguely remember her name."
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roxie's picture

just not seeing the hot with ryan

red_hot_kitchen's picture

The best line in that Brooke Hogan article was when her rep said, "It's not the right time."

I want to add, "She's not washed up enough yet. People still vaguely remember her name."

rook's picture

i wouldn't touch ryan gosling even if i were drunk. he looks like a plucked chicken in that tiny t-shirt.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 10, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Charlize Theron = perfection
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I hear she's kinda of a bitch, actually, but her ass is sublime!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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HOT DAMN! I GET TO GO HOME! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stock Broker's picture

Charlize Theron = perfection

letinstar's picture

eddie cibrian...yum, yum...then i clicked on brooke hogan...yuck, yuck...back to eddie...yum, yum...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 10, 2008 - 5:20pm.

LCT
thanks for sharing! what does old cream smell like and what the fuck you been eating?
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Hmm.. you know that smell when ice cream or milk gets on your skin? Sort of like that.
And I don't know. I had mac n cheese for lunch. Maybe someone's injecting my butt with dairy in secret.

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LCT
thanks for sharing! what does old cream smell like and what the fuck you been eating?

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Amen, Motherfucker.

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Isprained
what I'm thirsty for better not be in your boobage, that's for sure.

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Amen, Motherfucker.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 10, 2008 - 5:14pm.

thak god this week's almost over, all's i be saying..
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Me too. I've had gas somethin' fierce all week. They smell like old cream now.

Stoney's picture

Ok, I'm not really sure what that meant, but I'm loling!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

christine the hoff's picture

thak god this week's almost over, all's i be saying..

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Amen, Motherfucker.

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Submitted by Stoney on October 10, 2008 - 5:12pm.

I'm about to have Sister Rose times. I'll pass on the nipple yanking.

FOR NOW.
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Ok. You might want to pick up some pliers or something if it proves to be a challenge.

Stoney's picture

I'm about to have Sister Rose times. I'll pass on the nipple yanking.

FOR NOW.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

*looks down at boobage*

Hey, if you guys are thirsty...

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

It's like a Bandaid Stoney. You just have to grab a handful and yank really hard.

Stoney's picture

*looks down*

*tugs nipple*

OW!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

christine the hoff's picture

thanks mel, that's all kinds of cheesey
LCT don't do that!

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Amen, Motherfucker.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 10, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Oh my God I'm so bored I could pull my own tits off.

You know what...me too today. What is up with that?

*There is NO difference between Palin and a pitbull.*

Stoney's picture

*pants*

What did I miss?!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Oh my God I'm so bored I could pull my own tits off.

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Submitted by Hekki on October 10, 2008 - 4:54pm.

WHen I see men wear T-shirts like that, I assume they're gay. Same with the really deep V-necks. Gay gay gay.
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Naw, he's not gay, he is merely from Owen Sound or some such ditchwater in ontario. He knows no better. I can even predict his winter wear - it likely involves cougar boots.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Hey horz! Here is the link to the stripper infomercial I saw this morning. It's called Flirty Girl fitness or some cheesy crap like that. LOL!

http://www.flirtygirlfit.com/default.asp

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Hekki's picture

WHen I see men wear T-shirts like that, I assume they're gay. Same with the really deep V-necks. Gay gay gay.

Perhaps the young men nowadays are a little more... flexible about wearing gayish clothing like that.

TITS's picture

@FatM

glad you like it. i love messing up pics.

not my handywork (i only wish!). it's from the flickr page for http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

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Tits, that's AMAZINGGGG. Loves it! She's beautiousss. Fanks!

P.S. Is that letter in your siggy something that you did? It's awesome. <-- is a grammar freak as well.
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SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY
YUM!

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TITS's picture

@FatMartha - eh. this okay? or do you want a bigger hat?

I don't think it looks as good as i thought it would!

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Yes I do ISMU. And your Bubbas would look so cute in those shirts.

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DeeDee- You have a rich fantasy life, girl. I'm just wondering if Baby Gap still has those shirts for sale. The Bubbas would rock the crap out of one of them.

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

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TITS! You're my hero!!
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Mel-Tang's picture

Was Ryan G. Lars in "Lars and the Real Girl?" That movie was weird. LOL

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I wish this were true: "Ryan Gosling really knows how to wear the fuck out of a DeeDee."

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PSL, I have a feeling it costs more down the road, but they go on about how you can 'try' the pole for only $1.00 plus the 60.00 for the rest of the crap. I don't know if I trust it though. Billy Mays wasn't in this one.

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Submitted by FatMartha on October 10, 2008 - 3:32pm.

Is angel_i in this hurr thread? I need her to Photoshop Solange's pancake hat onto a photo of Crazy Dog Clonging Lady because it makes me THAT happy.
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She appears to be working... I can do it. I'm avoiding doing anything constructive.

Hang on a sec.

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mike's picture

Ryan Gosling purchased his shirt in that condition. I've seen them for sale.

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Mel-Tang, that's all it cost? Mine cost me $325 two yrs ago...now I want to sell it, and looks like I won;t get crap for it!

that sucks!

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 3:43pm.
LOL Mrs K, see I know Pudge!
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Pudge, like all males of the species is soooooooooo predictable.
I don't even need to have a conversation with huim anymore I already know what he is going to say before he says it!!!
"One of these days, Bunny, one of these days, POW…. Right to the Moon!"

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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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Guys, I think Im really in love with Ryan...
Is that weird?

christine the hoff's picture

Thanky, Mel, now will you sew me up some pasties, size medium?

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Amen, Motherfucker.

Mel-Tang's picture

CTH, I just saw an info-mercial this morning about a stripper pole and a hor-y exercise video that comes with it. For only 3 easy payments of 19.99. I'll try to find the link for ya! lol

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christine the hoff's picture

I was in my fucking jammies, i never get dressed on a day off

career advice eh??]

"Goes out to buy a pole"
where does one buy a pole, I need to bust out on my boot moves.

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Amen, Motherfucker.

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snowpiece
"CTH take it as career advice!" LMFAO!!!!

FatMarfa,
Why awkward? I'll put my pants back on if you are uncomfortable!

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

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CTH take it as career advice!
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