Monday, October 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 10th!
I told you Janet, no matter how high the weave, my fivehead will always be closer to God. - Bartender Jay
Runners-up:
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors' - El Bastardo
Tyra can squeeze plastic all she wants but it 'aint gonna smile with its eyes. - tonicbitch
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OMG, I think they've finally found out what's wrong with Janet Jackson. She has a huge Tyra-shaped growth on her back and it's spreading.
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors'
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Oh Willona, you get my hearing fixed, and this is what I have to look forward to?
Big fake hair, oversized Mrs Roper clothing and only look straight head and stare people down. Then no one will see your plastic surgery scars.
Bringing out your inner hot tranny mess: Next week on Tyra.
Rupaul's Jcpenny family portraits.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Magdalina hagdalina oopa-toka-woka-tocka
oka-noka-poka was their name.
They have two lips that they think are just the best.
One points east and the other points west.
Magdalina hagdalina oopa-toka-woka-tocka
oka-noka-poka was their name.
A ten ton truck...ran over Magdalinaaaaaaaaaa. But the poor truck driver had to buy a new machine.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
M-A-C Cosmetics bring out the tranny in you since 1995!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
10 seconds after this pic was taken they received 7 years of bad luck!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
2 WORTHLESS GIANT FOREHEAD WHORES!!
Tyra Banks presents America's Next Top Malfunction.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
New Annex Learning Class - How to look "Fierce". Taught by Crazy Eyes herself.
Their egos aren't nearly as big as their dick's or Tyra's forehead.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by m.w.b. on October 10, 2008 - 2:24pm.
When Trannies Attack.
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
"Sister, Sister: The Botox Years"
Can you beweave those two?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
This is a story about Control. Control of what I say, Control of what I do. And I've got Lots of it!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"Beat Down & Tore Up" the ad campaign from Covergirl: "Easy breezy not always beautiful former Covergirls"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
When Trannies Attack.
They eat Tina & Aretha's egos for breakfast
Dammit Tyra, I thought we told you to suck the life out of LOW profile people! What would Rachel Zoe do?
Gurl! What are you? Some kinda space-age chola?!?
Lemme call my Jays!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Tyra can squeeze plastic all she wants but it 'aint gonna smile with it's eyes.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
As the witch from Return to Oz, Tyra is shown handling her new head she plans to display
www.youtube.com/jt5284
Two huge egos, two huge asses.
See Janet - just snap your head on thusly, and be sure to wear a turtleneck. That way the bolts won't show.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Who has the craziest eyes stare off is going well.
The moment Tyra hypnotized Janet into thinking she was sick and needed to cancel tour dates is captured forever.
FUG & FUGLIER!