Monday, October 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 10th!
I told you Janet, no matter how high the weave, my fivehead will always be closer to God. - Bartender Jay
Runners-up:
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors' - El Bastardo
Tyra can squeeze plastic all she wants but it 'aint gonna smile with its eyes. - tonicbitch
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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors'
LOL!!!
Its no wonder why Janet has been out for a mysterious illness from her tour...She caught the TYRA TRANNY DISEASE!
CorelsKane
Janet's real reason for canceling her concerts: A fierce bout of acute Trannyitis.
there's almost enough testosterone between the two of them to turn tom cruise into a man...
This is the only arguement you need to ban cloning.
Manly, Beasty, Yeasty...Trannygirl.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Can you beweave those two?
Fuckin AWSUM!!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Not a caption:
I'm convinced that Janet, Michael, and Latoya are all one person. CONVINCED!!! You never see these bitches out at the same time.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Maybe she's born with it, maybe its trannyelline.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Hold still, this just requires a little tweaking...
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Ty Ty instructing Michael Jackson how to smile with her eyes.
Can you imagine dating these two in the 80's? Oh, how far they've fallen.
You see Janet - When I collapsed from exhaustion I collapsed with my eyes... you see? Not collapsing, collapsing, not collapsing, collapsing. It's all in the eyes!
Hugh Hefner's new girls prove to be more mature and well known than past girlfriends but as Hugh recently put it, "Once you go black, you can't go back".
Just like on Maury- man or woman?!
This celeb competition shit is getting old. Instead proving who's best by having a "dance-off" they are totally having a "stinkeye-off"!
If that Nasty Beast and Tytygress showed up on my doorstep on Halloween, I would give them both some dignity.
Tyra completes proves she can be succesful developing a new line of washed up manequins.
Janet one-ups Tyra's "Smiling with her eyes" as she demonstrates her "I'll beatdown this tranny any day of the week" with her eyes.
Yes Jan-Jan, giving good face is like giving good head.
Tyty's eyes are saying:
"I'll get you my pretty and MY little dog too"
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Here are our two best-selling Halloween costumes:
The "Jacko"lantern and the Wicked Witch of the North, South, East & West.
I told you Janet, no matter how high the weave, my fivehead will always be closer to God.
Wonky lips!
Coming soon on America's Next Top Tranny!
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Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
Tyra-mail!!!
Orange you glad we're so fiiierce!
Happy Halloween!
Love,
Tyra
always devonly
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful and can pee while standing.
The black version of: "I plan to let Hugh Hefner pop my cherry and she's going to let him pop her Adams apple."
Submitted by yoaliehecatl on October 10, 2008 - 2:45pm.
if you put lipstick on an ape it's still an ape.
If you register just to type that you're still a twat!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
TYRA: This is how you eat someone's still-beating heart... with your eyes.
JANET: I'm on so many painkillers, I can't feel it at all.
This is some Kill Bill shit! First they will try to rip each other's head off, then comes the big sword fight!
On my show I would let you win, or at least get really far, because you're fat!
I see Tyra has chosen the "Janet" mask for Halloween.
Tyra "Mombi" Banks poses with the latest addition to her Hall of Heads.
Crouching Janet, hidden penii.
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Tyra explains static electricity to the audience: take fuzzy socks out of the dryer, puts them on, shuffle across a shag carpet and look what you too can make Janet's hair do.
The Lion, The Bitch and Their Wardrobe.
Snapshot Bio:
This picture was a previous shortlisted candidate to illustrate the post from earlier entitled "Now you too can look like a tranny alien!"
Submitted by Mejinn on October 10, 2008 - 2:39pm.
HA!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Smile with your eyes!
in stead of blind leading the blind it's
tranny leading the tranny
yes Janet lets switch bodies.
Sorry ladies, but we are forced to remove "borderline" from your diagnosis.
Now we all know why Janet's been canceling her last 5 shows! Tyra ~~ you bitch!!
I said SMILE WITH YOUR EYES Tito
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Look on the bright side...when these two "expire" they won't have to be embalmed.
The sad part of this lovely portrait is that they are both SMILING but can't feel their faces.
See here kiddies, this is what happens when you get curious and trip into the wig crypt of doom-Weavelzebub steals your soul.
Dead on the outside, Dead on the inside.
Yes, my pretty! SOON all your talent will be mine! And I won't have to worry nearly as much about getting old! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Honey, next time that little troll throws up on you, you need to SMILE with your eyes!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."