Monday, October 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 10th!
I told you Janet, no matter how high the weave, my fivehead will always be closer to God. - Bartender Jay
Runners-up:
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors' - El Bastardo
Tyra can squeeze plastic all she wants but it 'aint gonna smile with its eyes. - tonicbitch
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"Two trannies walk into a bar....."
When you stop calling me fat is when I return Janet to you unharmed.
Not a comment...I'm laughing too at hard at this pix to think of something.
bawahhhaaaaaaaa
A wild eyed Tyra just moments before she rips the head off of her life size Janet Jackson voodoo doll.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
After Isis left, Tyra felt they needed ANOTHER tranny!
tyra is so obnoxious. i cant stand that woman.
2 divas that no one can stand
two tranny trainwrecks staring in the mirror...
And here we have a typical thedan.. notice the jackson like features and cosmic 'do'... posing with janet...
Tyra suddenly remembers the joy of ripping the heads of her childhood Barbies.
Madame Tussaud's wax Jacko Lanterns.
After Michael's latest round of plastic surgery, Tyra gives him some new make-up tips!
"Say it Janet-Tyra is better than OPRAH!"
Pre-op/Post-op.
"Whatever happened to baby Janet?"
So Mufasa and Simba are drag queens...
I guess now we know why its called "Pride Rock"
Alien vs. Predator
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
-Now listen up Janet,
botox keep the smile on your face
but you have to learn how to smile with your eyes
just like this, look at me!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
tyra: do you see the way i smile with my eyes? that's what i need you to do with your nose.
janet: my nose?!!
tyra: yes. it's in the middle of your face and it has two triangular shapes cut into it.
janet: i'm sorry what? i wasn't listening...i was staring at your runway.
tyra: runway? what runway?
janet: it's right above your smiling eyes.
tyra: *sigh*looks like you'll have to cancel at least 3 more shows before you learn this.
Tyra: "Hey Janet, I'm going to have you naked by the end of my slong."
Janet: What's that smell? DID THAT BITCH JUST SHIT HER PANTS AGAIN?!
TyTy: Oh shit! Maybe she won't notice anything...
Even the experts agree.... Janet is having a face malfunction.
Look into the mirror and repeat, "I will not expose my breast", "I will not expose my breast", "I WILL NOT EXPOSE MY BREAST."
Madame Tussauds worst nightmare!
CAUTION: objects highly flammable.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
"And then I invented the Medusa-headed Chia pet."
Faye Dunaway was distressed when she was passed over for the sequel to "The Eyes of Laura Mars" to be called "The Eyes of Tranny Hoes."
Tyra got a Tranny Troll Doll for Christmas.
The Brazilian Gymnastics Coach dropped another huge load.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. No, wait. It's definitely Maybelline.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Submitted by justinm7 on October 10, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Scanners remake.
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Bwahaha! I haven't seen that movie in ages. Good reference.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
I can just imagine Tyra walking around the set, stopping to pose for invisible photographers and singing, "I'm sorry Miz Jackson, I am fo reeeeeeeeeeal" at the top of her lungs.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
tap, tap, is this thing on? i don't see my post.
Ty-Ty: Jay Jay, I mean Vajay-jay, I am telling you to look directly into Tommy Girl's eyes and you will get a big surprise.
Vajay-Jay: I am trying Ty-Ty, I am trying. Hold my head (tee, hee) and help me focus.
The controversial ad campaign Coco-Butter used where they were accused of 'tranny-ing' up the photo.
Two reasons you can't blame black guys for digging on fat blond white trailer trash.
Remember the times long long ago when black girls didn't have white girl hair? sigh.
"OK Naomi, cell phone deployed, aim, and SHOOT!"
Tyra's new line of Look-A-Like heads! Now with Smile-with-your-eyes feature. You too can look like TyTy!
"In time you will call me master"
freaky
Scanners remake.
Tyra shows off her My Pretty Janet style.
"And this is when Tyra Banks invented head switching", on the next America's Next Top Model.
WE PROUD AFRICAN SISTERS!
Rather than using a soft focus lens, this pictue has been shot through a pair of 15 denniere stockings.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Worst Glamour Shot EVER!
Linda and Brooke Hogan took their tanning sessions way to far.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
If this picture had any more airbrushing, it'd be a surfboard.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Ty Ty laughed manically "with her eyes" as she realized her Franken-Janet was almost ready to take over the world's supply of spandex and spanx.
(from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
"In just seven days, I can make you a man."