Monday, October 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 10th!
I told you Janet, no matter how high the weave, my fivehead will always be closer to God. - Bartender Jay
Runners-up:
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors' - El Bastardo
Tyra can squeeze plastic all she wants but it 'aint gonna smile with its eyes. - tonicbitch
Source: Wenn
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Of course you look good Janet, this is what all the train wrecks, I mean tranny's, are wearing this fall.
Surely these two are a fucking illusion?
Surely these two are a fucking illusion?
Guess which one is made of wax and human hair ?
Did you leave any of the bronzer for the fucking Olly girls?
Two Olmec heads for the price of one!
Tyra and Janet in a clip from Blackula 2009.
This Madame Tussauds expo is really starting to piss me off
Behold America's Next Jacko-Latern.
Gurl, hold your head like this so that your forehead won't reflect shine like mines on T.V.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the fiercest nut-sack tuck of them all??
aautepminer
So two tranny has-beens walk to an audience and the audience say, what is this, a joke?!
And now the transformation is complete.
tyra:look away from the jesus juice
janet: must have the jesus juice
This is a story about control
My control
Control of what you say
Control of what you do
And this time you're gonna do it my way
LMAO at these two winners:
Submitted by Leona on October 10, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Touched by a Tranny
Submitted by lairisha on October 10, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I'm sorry, Miss Jackson, I am for real.
Submitted by bambam on October 10, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Janet: "I just don't see my inner drag queen."
Tyra: "You've got to get that batshit crazy look in your eyes, like this. Think Halle Berry."
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LOL!
Dayum but TyTy is getting crazier by the second. She's kinda starting to scare me to be honest.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
*CccrrrrrrrrICK...SNAP* One fluid motion. FIERCE!
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Why be difficult when you can open a can of impossible whoop ass!
Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!
Janet: "I just don't see my inner drag queen."
Tyra: "You've got to get that batshit crazy look in your eyes, like this. Think Halle Berry."
Come join us at eTRANNY, 'Fall in love for all the wrong reasons'
The fruits of Martin Luther King's 'I Have A Dream' speech is our NIGHTMARE!
Exclusive photo of Omar Epps and the unknown west coast NFL player he's fucking!!
**What's worse than one trannie?
TWO TRANNIES!
"Children of the Weave"
Tyra may have went too far with the theme of next week's controversial photo shoot: "REASONS TO VOTE YES ON CALIFORNIA'S PROP 8"
Now Janet, repeat after me: "I will cancel my tour dates so I can spend more time with my Ty-Ty."
"Tyra Banks this is the police, we have got the studio surrounded, let Ms Jackson go and come out with your hands up!"
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
"Trust me Spider, don't tell no one, Jimmy, Paulie, nobody. You're not Michael with the 'shine box.' You're Lola, the flamenco dancer from the club. Trust me, huh."
Submitted by gia:
We have all heard of Touched By An Angel...this clearly isn't the case...
LOL, gia...Touched by a tranny...
Ty: Look into my eyes...look directly into my eyes...do not look away...now repeat after me, "I'm a pineapple!".
++++++++++++++++
After an all-night Heroes marathon on DVD, Tyra decides to eat Janet's brain in order to gain the power of increasing her body size.
Another head for my collection...
give me your best "im fucking crazy" eyes
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hoes again.
I thought the tranny was kicked off the show...?
Ooooo, girlfriend, I done gone and jinxed yo' ass, Miss Thang!
I'm sorry, Miss Jackson, I am for real.
Tyra's latest TV gig: The Tyra Banks Variety Show, featuring Tyra's ventriloquist act. She hasn't figured out yet that she has to pull the string on the back to get the jaw to move.
Tagline: Yes, we're just that vain.
we have all heard of Touched By An Angel...this clearly isnt the case...
After getting stuck in one of Tyra's "broken down doll" poses, Janet had no choice but to can the next leg of her tour...
Cheep + Plastic = Ziploc storage BAGS
For the 17th anniversary of the "Black or White" single, Michael Jackson celebrates by transforming himself back. Tomorrow's episode of the Tyra Banks show "How I healed Michael Jackson...and why Jesus is suing me"
The REAL reason Janet's been MIA lately.
"I'm one step closer to world domination!" Tyra thinks as she screws Robot Janet's head on.
says ty ty, "renew my shows for another season or this bitch gets it!"
Now Janet...if you want to look psychotic, you need to do it with your eyes. Like thisssss....
"Mistaking her for Isis, Tyra crowns Janet Jackson as this season's ANTM winner!"
Janet, unless you kill Oprah, heads will roll.
Aliens of the world are uniting; that's it, we're screwed.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'