Monday, October 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 10th!
I told you Janet, no matter how high the weave, my fivehead will always be closer to God. - Bartender Jay
Runners-up:
Breaking news- 'The Los Angeles Revlon factory exploded today, there were only 2 survivors' - El Bastardo
Tyra can squeeze plastic all she wants but it 'aint gonna smile with its eyes. - tonicbitch
Source: Wenn
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lol good job!
ELB -you rock!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Great shit kiddies! Congrats~
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
LMAO ElB! Congratulations Bartender Jay and Tonicbitch!
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Funny stuff winners.
ELBEEE!
Congrats, winners. WTG Bartender! I bow to your funny arse, ElB! Nice to see ya back, Tonic :)
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
poor janet never realized she'd wandered into the clutches of Ty-Trannysaurus Rex.
We are old, Janet. But I could end it for you - right now! It would just be one quick snap...But then...who would do it for me...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me your CELBRITY cholas for a new movie!
thirteenangels@live.com
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Hired by the queen of soul, agent Tyty infiltrated her mega chichiness' rivial, Ms. JJ, mansion. Unfortnately the Queen of RocknRoll was waiting for the fierce tranny mess in her dressing room.
Not to be confused with her ass, Tyra's Ego has grown so large, that she can be seen here prepping even Miss Nasty's lips to kiss her fat ass.
Tyra won't be too happy when she sees janets hair in front of her face
"Laying the question to rest for once and all, we finally see them in the same place at the same time."
Look in the mirror and say "I am skinny, I am talented, and I am FIERCE!"
NOW we know why Janet keeps getting sick and canceling concerts!!! ...duh???
Sunrisegold71
"Stay in the moment, Alfonso, you ARE Janet Jackson"....just before the curtain draws at Ru Paul's new Drag Club grand opening.
Sunrisegold71
See kids? This is what happens when you put pennies on the tracks and don't run away fast enough. Or eat too many Botox/mayonnaise sandwiches.
Unbeknowled to many, these two were a huge inspiration for Led Zeppelin:
Tangerine, tangerine,
Living reflection from a dream;
I was her love, she was my queen...
michael jackson finally got his wish on celeberity make over.
Ne-Yo finally takes off his hat for the new Beyonce video
Like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire
www.youtube.com/stuckatseven
I see they're running the $199 spackle special at Earl Scheib's again.
"And now.. my dearest... repeat after me: Candyman, Candyman, CANDYMAN!!!"
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***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
And with a twist and a click, the latest wax figure has been created.
Its good to see that Michael can clean himself up once in a while for family.
So that's what a Xenu indoctrination looks like.....
FARCE!
Jada helps Will get ready for his scientolodate in Tommy girl's sex dungeon..
Everyday trannies were just the first step. The next season of America's Next Top Model will be feature celebrity trannies. Er, more celebrity trannies, that is.
This is a spare. I hardly ever wear it.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Why is dat broad tryin' ta look like Grace Jones?
Tyra's attempt at bringing out Janet's inner chola clearly failed.
Colin's Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Don't worry Janet. I hired Mariah's re-toucher's. They'll fix all-a-that!
Don't look into their eyes!
Janet see your chin here looks the ass end of an ass...just sayin.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
And I thought it was impossible for so much fierceness to be contained in one picture. Shows how much I know!
Janet, you are crying with your eyes. Look at me and do what I'm doin, smile with your eyes. In fact, I'm ROFLing with my eyes.
Janet, you are crying with your eyes. Look at me and do what I'm doin, smile with your eyes. In fact, I'm ROFLing with my eyes.
that's a whole lotta crazy goin on there
"Palin, this is my gift for you... "
Tyty is team Obama.
This is the dress! today's theme is TYRA the TroY.
This accessory is definitely in. Horse. Paris, u just have to get a new hoo-rse.
smile with your botox face
Mirror, mirror on the wall...whose got the biggest ass of them all?
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Helen and Trojan Horse..
Tyty "Listen to me, bitches! I rule!"
Tranny and Tranny-ier
Holy shit! It's the witch from RETURN TO OZ!!!
I loved that movie as a kid.
Miss Cleo and Dion Warwick's New Apprentices.
Photographic proof positive Tyra can conduct an electrical current from one hand to the other, even through rubber.
Janet not only does my own personal make-up make you look good, but it's also great for your health. This will be your best tour ever!
Mirror, Mirror on the wall -
Who's the scariest of them all?
Eat your heart out Michelle Obama. WE'RE THE HEAD BITCHES IN CHARGE!
This one time while modeling I did something far better than you. Just deal with it Janet, the world does revolve around me.