Friday, October 10th 2008
A Quote From The Basement
And now it's that time of the day to check in with the my favorite basement baby!
Our very own Hot Slut of the Week recipient Solange Knowles poked her head out of the basement door and told Glamour Magazine just what she thinks about my comments on this here gutter blog:
"Sometimes the stories I hear about myself are not worth a fight. I've heard about this blog that always jokes about Beyonce keeping me locked in the basement. That's so ridiculous it doesn't bother me. This blog also writes about other things, like they pick different celebrities to be the Hot Slut of the Day. Now, this is the kind of stuff that comes with the territory of fame - and I'll take the Hot Slut award. Just don't call me the anti-Beyonce."
It's okay, Solange. Your secret about the basement is safe with me. And I would never fight with you. I will always love you even though you smell like moth balls.
Really wish she would sit her ass down somewhere... with her NO CAREER having ass! Jeez! Keep ya mouth shut!
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Sit yo ass down!
Awww s*it everybody... We're famous now!
Thanks Solange
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
She might find all her clothes in the basement though, sheesh! Didn't she get knocked up when she was 17? She's a winner that Solange. The Knowles clan thinks WAYYY too much of themselves and their so-called "talent".
Your face!
Submitted by hotone3 on October 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.
You guys are just HATERS who wish you lived her life. Get over your jealousy please. She has A LOT of fans and makes good music, so fashionable, so she isn't worried about the jealous blogging.
Solange is talented, she's beautiful and she is not locked up in the closet cause she has her own money and fans and doesn't care what jealous people think. She is so stylish and people are just mad that you will never amount to anything. Stop digging into her personal life.
STOP BEING JEALOUS AND GET OVER IT. SHE IS NOT LOCKED IN BEYONCES CLOSET CAUSE SHE HAS HER OWN MONEY.
Don't you have anything better to do with your lives than Bash someone as pretty as her??? ARE YOU REALLY ALL THAT JEALOUS? UGH get over it losers.
Jealous losers.
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Solange we know that is you trying to be incognito on here! You can not hide! Well, you can hide in the basement.
And sorry, you do not have what it takes to be Hot Slut Of The Day/Week/Month/Year.
I think solange is just mad cause she definitely did not get the looks in the family!
Seriously I don't know one song of this chick's. Why doesn't she just work for her mother sewing some fugly ass clothes? Perhaps she could skin the animals herself.
ROFLMA0o!
that shows that she actually has a computer in the basement! nice =D
thats definitely a step to actually getting a sofa and whatnot to share with her rat& roach friends =p
Submitted by hotone3 on October 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Hey Solange!
How's the basement?
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Why is everyone jealous of Solange anyway?
Get over it and leave her alone.
You guys are just HATERS who wish you lived her life. Get over your jealousy please. She has A LOT of fans and makes good music, so fashionable, so she isn't worried about the jealous blogging.
Solange is talented, she's beautiful and she is not locked up in the closet cause she has her own money and fans and doesn't care what jealous people think. She is so stylish and people are just mad that you will never amount to anything. Stop digging into her personal life.
STOP BEING JEALOUS AND GET OVER IT. SHE IS NOT LOCKED IN BEYONCES CLOSET CAUSE SHE HAS HER OWN MONEY.
Don't you have anything better to do with your lives than Bash someone as pretty as her??? ARE YOU REALLY ALL THAT JEALOUS? UGH get over it losers.
Jealous losers.
Who threw the banana peel on her head?
LMAO! Moth balls! But Solange is pretty cool she doesn't make a big deal out of things. She probably laughs at this shit too.
HAIKU LOL!
SoR-RaY! It was three in the morning here and my poor brain just up and took over sending me to bed. But at least *I* don't sleep in the basement! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
I hate people with no sense of humour.
Solange is probably on this blog right now, having someone read this for her.
Hey, it beats being trapped in a closet!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Beyonce wrote that statement. Way to call your sister a SLUT Beyonce!
A slut with the peel of an eaten banana on her head.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
God MK you're famous now! I always knew you were better than that other...lol
Ha, this is funny. She's no competition for Hot Slut against Spaghetti Cat or Abandoned Couch, however...
*Judge Smales voice* Don't you have hooomes?
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Remember, bitches back in 45 minutes or Milt cuts your balls off!
@TITS
Hehe. I'm audi too.
Night angel_i wherever you are.
See ya you funnay beeches :)
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anti-beyonce it is! when i look at that thing on her head i hear eddie murphys voice in my head sayin MY MAMA MADE IT WWWAAAAHHHHH
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Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 2:56am.
ooooh nice one.
Not paid to post here
I should be compensated
rolling stone no moss.
gudnite! I think you're alone now 2!!
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Solange eats 'lone
Basement rats watch her eating
Couch can seat three
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Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 2:48am.
HAHAHA. How embarrasing for her that an abandoned couch beat her in the Hot Slut department. She didn't even make the cut for selection :)
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Banana Peel Head
with your funky assed styling -
Back to the basement!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
@TITS:
Hey man! This is not my job!
I know my rights!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Solange was hot slut
never she best sketti cat
abandoned couch rules
edited to remove an extraneous syllable. oopsie
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
This is my fav:
There once was a girl called Solange
Nothing would rhyme with Solange
Her basement was dank
He smelled like a skank
And still nothing rhymed with Solange.
sooo angel... haikus not good enough to pass muster?
don't make me come over there and haiku you.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 2:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 2:27am.
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LOL! I din't even notice that until I was pasting it to yell back. Funnay!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 2:27am.
To sum it up for you Banana Peel Head:
ME FIRST - I'm A QUEEN!
There once was Beyonce's sister
And we all thought she was a mister
She said she was for real
Tho on her head was a peel
So, we all know she's a D-Lister!
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HAHAHA. angel you classic! Nice work!!!!
I don't know who posted that defence of Solange (would be HYSTERICAL if it really was her) but I suspect co-Dlisters having some fun with us too. Hysterical nonetheless.
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P.S. you missed this one :(
There once was a girl named Solange
She liked her hat that's or-ange
It made her look crazy
But she was too lazy
To get fashion advice where she can
@ TITS
It was a real pic. I just changed the colour of her frock and added decorations!! Trust me to stuff up the haiku. Hehehe. Yours are way funnier!
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To sum it up for you Banana Peel Head:
ME FIRST - I'm A QUEEN!
There once was Beyonce's sister
And we all thought she was a mister
She said she was for real
Tho on her head was a peel
So, we all know she's a D-Lister!
Submitted by Euphoria on October 11, 2008 - 12:20am.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 11, 2008 - 12:05am.
There once was a girl named Solange,
Who mistakenly ate an or-onge.
Barked up the wrong tree and found Beyon-cee,
And now she lives in the basement
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LMFAO!
There once was a girl named Solange
Who worried about her DListed im-ahge.
She said she didn't care,
Wore ugly shit in her hair,
Then moved from the basement up to the garage.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 12:32am.
Solange was the 2nd Knowles girl
who wanted to conquer the world
But Beyonce's success
Turned her into a hot mess
and all of her fame dreams were "spurled" (spoiled in hick language- lol)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 11:50pm.
There once was a girl called Solange
Nothing would rhyme with Solange
Her basement was dank
He smelled like a skank
And still nothing rhymed with Solange.
and ALSO (I have a lot to say cuz I'm a QUEEN!)
Submitted by hotone3 on October 10, 2008 - 11:48pm.
SHE IS NOT LOCKED IN BEYONCES CLOSET CAUSE I HAVE MY OWN MONEY.
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YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MONEY?
THEN WHY DO YOU LIVE IN THE BASEMENT!?!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
2cents - haha!
is that a real pic? i have a hazy memory of her actually wearing xmas decos.
psst it's 5,7,5
Solange in basement
blog michael blog dlisted!
you hot slut daily
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 1:45am.
Not as complicated as balancing a big orange bow on your forhead.
Solange dreams of stardom
Dazzling lights and glittery nights
Gets Christmas tree instead
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 12:31am.
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 12:27am.
Eloquent! Is that Heiku?
mais oui. limericks are too complicated, what with that rhyming 'n shit.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
SOLANGE *clear my throught* hotone3
you have no class, respect,style or manners and your music sucks. take your money and your no talented ghetto sister and go away.
and with that i say good night d-listed!
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It is in the present moment, that we are truly alive! When we awaken to the silence of our minds, we are able to hear the wisdom of our souls. Our presence allows us to fully participate in our lives and enjoy all the peace, joy and w
Good night Euphoria!
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by islandgirl on October 11, 2008 - 12:39am.
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Okay, I'm not eating ANYTHING outta your freezer! Frozen fartsicles!
Submitted by hotone3 on October 10, 2008 - 11:48pm.
You guys are just HATERS who wish you lived her life. Get over your jealousy please. She has A LOT of fans and makes good music, so fashionable, so she isn't worried about the jealous blogging.
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"A LOT" for Solange that's like 5 fans and 3 of them are Matt, Tina, and Bey.
But on another note:
Well isn't her new "persona" supposed to be the anti-Beyonce?
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Euphoria, it's been a hoot! Meanwhile, my hub is watching "Manswers" and trying to figure out if you can freeze a fart. Charming!!
Personally, I think it's possible.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
MyTwoCents, kudos 2 u on your limericks 2! Now I'm REALLY outta here! G'nite!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 12:32am.
LOLs. Classic.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 12:27am.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanx, hon. G'nite! ♥ And good one...spurled...LMAO!
Solange was the 2nd Knowles girl
who wanted to conquer the world
But Beyonce's success
Turned her into a hot mess
and all of her fame dreams were "spurled" (spoiled in hick language- lol)
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by islandgirl on October 11, 2008 - 12:21am.
It's official. I just wet myself. HAAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!
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Hehe! I gotta get the hell off this 'puter for the night. It's been fun limericking with you! G'nite, islandgirl (et al). Go put on a clean pair of big girl panties or some Depends! ♥
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 12:27am.
Eloquent! Is that Heiku?
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Euphoria, LOVES it!
(I have mentioned how much I love two of her new songs though, they really are great)
ok, back to bashing, because she seems like such a bitch.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
There once was a girl named Solange
She liked her hat that's or-ange
It made her look crazy
But she was too lazy
To get fashion advice where she can
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Submitted by hotone3 on October 10, 2008 - 11:48pm.
You guys are just HATERS who wish you lived her life. Get over your jealousy please. She has A LOT of fans and makes good music, so fashionable, so she isn't worried about the jealous blogging.
Solange is talented, she's beautiful and she is not locked up in the closet cause she has her own money and fans and doesn't care what jealous people think. She is so stylish and people are just mad that you will never amount to anything. Stop digging into her personal life.
STOP BEING JEALOUS AND GET OVER IT. SHE IS NOT LOCKED IN BEYONCES CLOSET CAUSE I HAVE MY OWN MONEY.
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Cause *I* have *my* own money?
Okay.. who is this. Which one of you jokers created a new account to post this.
Too funny.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
It's official. I just wet myself. HAAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)