Friday, October 10th 2008

Now You, Too, Can Look Like A Tranny Alien!

Great. Here's another show where the horrific word "fierce" will be used over and over again. Tivo needs a "fierce" block feature. FIERCE. Ugh. I die inside.

Ty Ty Banks will produce a spin-off of "America's Next Top Model" starring her two gay book ends, J. Alexander (yay) and Jay Manuel (ewww). The show will be like "How Do I Look?" but without Finola Hughes and waaaaaaaay gayer.

The show called "Operation Fabulous" will follow Mister and Miss Jay as they travel the country and makeover ordinary girls the "ANTM" way. The two fembots will teach hobags how to dress and do their hair and makeup. Basically, normal looking girls will walk away looking like overprocessed aliens from the planet known as TRANus.

Another makeover show is not what TV needs right now. Does anyone remember Jay Manuel's other makeover show "Style Her Famous"? Okay, I was going to make fun of it, but I can't. I watched it, but only because it was so awful. Bitches would ask to look like Halle Berry and they would end up looking like Chuck Berry in a cheap wig.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.

El bastardo who the hell in tranny name is always in your Icon??!?!? Whoever it is scares the living crap out of me!

The one and only Eddie Izzard! Hes no scarey monster! :o)

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Euphoria's picture

Oh, who do you think will be the official Queen for the Day??? The suspense is just killing me!

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.
El bastardo who the hell in tranny name is always in your Icon??!?!? Whoever it is scares the living crap out of me!

*GASP*

Eddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Euphoria's picture

Jimmy Bocca, do NOT diss the great Eddie Izzard...he's the hotness. ☺

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"Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 2:08pm.

one wonders how that worked out."
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One also wonders how the essential Gay Midget Accessory worked out with that strict religious background.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

El bastardo who the hell in tranny name is always in your Icon??!?!? Whoever it is scares the living crap out of me!

Salem13's picture

I feel so uncool I don't watch any of these shows :/

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Kp's picture

I can totally visualize this show as being another Tyra-produced shrine to Tyra. Trust.

Clarisse's picture

When Nigel Barker gets his own show, call me up.

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TITS's picture

from the style me famous link:

Sunday, Oct 12 2:30 am

Style Her Famous: Katie Holmes
Christina Cha wants that Katie Holmes subtle sophisticated style to help boost her own fashion sense and still work with her strict religious background.
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one wonders how that worked out.

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For me both are eeww specially J. Alexander, he truly believes he's a Diva. I just wish Jay Manuel stop trying to look like the "Stop the future" people in South Park
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Kp's picture

Oh hell naw! These guys are tacky as fuck. They make half of the models on ANTM look worse than before.

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queer eye for the straight guy is not enuff

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I love Mr. Jay!!!!! He's sexy.

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LOL @ Jim.

The only makeover show I can stand is "What Not To Wear". Oh, and that Tim Gunn show. Because they work with each individual woman and her personality and they really seem like they want her to look better.

These over-the-top fairies have their own agenda and "look" they want to foist on someone to fulfill their own little fantasy. It's cruel. I love my gays, but some of them really hate women. Evidently.

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snowpiece!!!!!
I love you! Thanks for clearing that up. That is a pretty coupley pose they got going on.
I hate ty ty.
I liked Mr. Jay the first season when his hair was black and his sass was somewhat genuine and not tybaby manufactured.

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@angel_i, well thats a surefire way to my heart!! xxx

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I see the theme of the day is QUEENS

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Euphoria's picture

If they don't like what Miss J. puts them in, he will so cut a bitch. Trust. He takes no prisoners.

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@ELB:

I was flirting with you:) *winkwink* ;x

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angry mom HOLA my dear! no, they are not a couple, just a couple of annoying twits, esp the Oompah Loompah!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 1:55pm.

SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nice :o)

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angry mom's picture

Are they a couple?
Just wondering. Not for any other reason than curiosity.
and this idea is beyond boring. Ty Ty and company bore me.

KD's picture

Sign me up, I'm beyond help! I'd show up in my hillbilly attire and by the end of the show, they'd run away screaming.

angel_i's picture

SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Team Overprocessed Aliens!

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snowpiece's picture

Mr. Jay will turn everyone orange!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

THIS IS WHY OTHER COUNTRIES LAUGH AT US NOW...WHAT A FUCKING JOKE IF YOUR A DUDE AND WATCH THIS SHIT TURN YOUR FUCKING MAN CARD IN AND GO SHOVE A BANANA IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!

El Bastardo's picture

and THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRDDDDDDD!!!!

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StewieGriffin's picture

Way to go TyTy...yet another show filled with gay stereotypes

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 10, 2008 - 1:51pm.

btw- You were FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRSSSTTTTTTT!

i was SEEEEEEEEECCCCCCOOOOOOONNNNNDDDDDD!!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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I swear this is the worst prom photo ever!
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