Now You, Too, Can Look Like A Tranny Alien!
Great. Here's another show where the horrific word "fierce" will be used over and over again. Tivo needs a "fierce" block feature. FIERCE. Ugh. I die inside.
Ty Ty Banks will produce a spin-off of "America's Next Top Model" starring her two gay book ends, J. Alexander (yay) and Jay Manuel (ewww). The show will be like "How Do I Look?" but without Finola Hughes and waaaaaaaay gayer.
The show called "Operation Fabulous" will follow Mister and Miss Jay as they travel the country and makeover ordinary girls the "ANTM" way. The two fembots will teach hobags how to dress and do their hair and makeup. Basically, normal looking girls will walk away looking like overprocessed aliens from the planet known as TRANus.
Another makeover show is not what TV needs right now. Does anyone remember Jay Manuel's other makeover show "Style Her Famous"? Okay, I was going to make fun of it, but I can't. I watched it, but only because it was so awful. Bitches would ask to look like Halle Berry and they would end up looking like Chuck Berry in a cheap wig.
Yuck I cant stand that Jay Manuel....that plastic face...the squeaky voice....he's an embarrassment to us homos! I've met postage stamps fiercer than him!
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
As if seeing them on ANTM wasn't enough.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on October 10, 2008 - 11:06pm.
For some reason, I thought Jay Manuel was (Jordan) Katie Price's husband, Peter Andre in this pic.
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Actually, she's riding him (Peter Andre) like a donkey in the "That Poor Horsey" thread. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
For some reason, I thought Jay Manuel was (Jordan) Katie Price's husband, Peter Andre in this pic.
Right-side J looks like Solange
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 10:18pm.
dreamhypnotique on October 10, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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I ♥ you and your observations.
Carry on.
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Yeah, I used to, but he's a man so.....
I love these two
dreamhypnotique on October 10, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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I ♥ you and your observations.
Carry on.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
They both look like the type of people who would squeal in terror if they saw a spider or a mouse.
Then they'd spend an hour in front of the bathroom mirror putting on makeup and talking about which boys in school are cute.
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
All they need is Christian Sariano to make this a full-on tranny trainwreck. Listening to these two queens talk is like a room of balloons losing air.
Please Ms. Jay, give it up already and go for the sex change.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
they should call the show va-jay-jay
Miss Jay bugs the hell outta me lol. Someone who dresses like he does should not be judging others on the way they dress! And his hairstyles, oh god they are hideous. He looks like a circus clown.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Um, are you sure the new show title isn't "Fabulous Operation"?
Damn Tyra is making bank!
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... the Madden brother who is intent of effin' Paris Hilton despite how HIV+ that experience can be - Drunken Stepfather.
I love watching Miss Jay. That bitch can strut.
true story - my four year old nephew saw ms. jay [black one] and said "HEY THAT'S A GUY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL" ... 1) how did he know that was a guy 2) why not an ugly girl 4) little kids peep the tranny bit .. spooky
JAY MANUEL is sexy
i dotn think ill be watching this new show
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Okie Fuckin Dokie!
Stoney Im reporting you for being limber and sexy!
Clarisse Im reporting you for being hot and sunsualy feeding me sketti from your fingers!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo
Are you feeding the crazies again?
Is the suicide hotline blocking calls?
Okie Fuckin Dokie!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Lolo will never be banned, cooch. Get over it.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Snow im a so skeeeeeerrrrrrred!
Hold me!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIm fucking SKERD
la coocaracha is a fucking smelly ugly as sin CUNT, how you like them apples?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
what a dumb ass!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Haricane - i appreciate what you're trying to do, but I come here to GET AWAY from the news, lifes pressures and worries. Please don't do that again. Reading your post made me feel ill.
Thank you.
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you've just been reported again, still feel like calling me names?
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Shut the fuck up and dont address me
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You've just been reported....but please continue to talk to me in any fashion you feel fit and lets see how long its tolerated....
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 2:34pm.
DO NOT RUSH THE BANK!
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Howbout a brisk walk to the bank then, cuz this shinit dont look good I tells ya, it dont look good....
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HAHAHA!
*pulls Bocca voodoo doll back out*
We shall let it slide....
*puts pin in Bocca booty*
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Do these two suck each other's cocks??
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
DO NOT RUSH THE BANK!
It is scarry but the dip was expected before a three day weekend and Tuesday you will see the points rise.
The asian market always mimmicks the US market in situations like this and that is expected as well
Tuesday you will see a slight rise and a begining to the balance
No one ever wants to hold positions over a three day weekend, and it usually takes a dip on that friday. Now even more so since things are so uts.
Do not panic any more than you already have been.
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I would be scared to have the black one near me....he looks like he has AIDS and one wrong slice or unintended nip.....thatts all she wrote.
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HAHAHA!
hhahaha LMAO I honestly had no clue! Oh and put a pin up my ass! Please?
Submitted by Hairicane on October 10, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Um, don't you think encouraging a bank rush might make things worse? Damn!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
***breaking news****and totally off-topic****
guys. in case you're not watching the news, cnn is reporting that the dow just dipped below 8,000 for the second time today. i think it will CLOSE below 8,000. watch nikkei after the u.s. markets close. this is seriously bad. Monday could be our blackest monday ever. yall should consider taking your cash out of the bank cuz the FDIC might insure it to 100k, but they have 99 years to pay you back. no one ever reads the fine print.
Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 2:14pm.
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Hi ElB :P
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HEY! Back of mah boo!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
snowpiece
Yummy indeed!!
Stoney,
He is straight. Just likes make-up.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
As if TyTy needs another show. Can this bitch's ego get any bigger?
I can feel myself starting to get Teh Gay just from looking at that picture.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.
El bastardo who the hell in tranny name is always in your Icon??!?!? Whoever it is scares the living crap out of me!
The one and only Eddie Izzard! Hes no scarey monster! :o)
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I for one love your icon. It's sexie cheekie eddie!
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speakit you fool !! :o)
Stoney-yep hes straight!!!!
Ziggy- on ignore!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
missy:
Awwww thanx! :)
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
DAE has a thing for the orange peeps I see, LOL ♥♥♥♥♥
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Stoney on October 10, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I doubt that Eddie Izzard would fuck anybody but himself.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Eddie Izzard is straight, right?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh ManBeard please if this doesn't work out, I hope Calvin Klein gets a show of his own teaching all those married closeted effemminate gays how to get yourself a Beardess, marry and have children, while still having the best of both holes I meant worlds. Co-hosts could include Miss Jay, father of 2, Jonathan Antin 2 kids, Calvin, 1 chile, they could call this Robin Antin presents Honey I am Straight as a pube! I know,I know Stoopid.
MK -
For a minute, I thought you said Chuck Barris.
(in which case, I was going to cry...)
*pulls out Bocca voodoo doll*
We do not talk ill of the Izz.
*puts pin in Bocca willie*
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
THIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYY
THHHHHHHIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD
Hi ElB :P
Clarisee! Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker is yummmy!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Salem13 on October 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I feel so uncool I don't watch any of these shows :/
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as you should. now go sit at the nerd lunch table and dont bother us cool kids anymore.
;)
(not watching stuff like this makes you COOLER in my book♥)
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