Does Tina Really Want To Do This?
A while ago, Aretha Franklin must have not reached her daily 10,000 calorie intake, because she made a grouchy statement about Tina Turner. While performing at the Grammys, Beyonce introduced Tina as "The Queen." Aretha released some statement saying she was offended by this, because she's always been known as the "Queen of Soul."
It took a little while for Tina to respond, but she finally did:
“Aretha has always been like that. We’ve always accepted that from her. She’s the queen of soul, and I’m the queen of rock ‘n’ roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one. That’s how queens are!”
Well, if her ego is in a third of the size of one of her chichis then it's pretty big.
Aretha put down the bowl of cake batter, moved her extra roly poly chin out of the way and responded to Tina's response to USA Today. Everybody move out of the way!
"I have always appreciated what Tina Turner has to offer and had quietly cheered her on after Ike and her subsequent success. However, with respect to her statement concerning my ego clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the 'Queen of Rock' and saying 'that's what Queens do' — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met.I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets. I understand and I know that the concert market is down where ticket sales are concerned. I really had put her in a different class — higher than that.
Finally, no one has been more gracious or complimentary to their peers than I have and I am confident and secure enough to do so, unlike some others. I wish Ms. Turner all the best, as I always have. Perhaps one day we will meet."
I hope Tina can run fast, because Aretha is coming for her. It would only take one blow from Aretha's chichi mounds to lay Tina out. I'm sorry, but I'm Team Mega Chichis. You do not make Aretha angry. She could make you disappear faster than Houdini. I mean, all she has to do is sit and POOF! You're gone!
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Team Tina.
aretha 'tetas grandes' franklin scares me
*get in my belly*
Pretty soon Elton will be in on this argument.
Team "this argument is a huge petty waste of time"
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Agreed. About as relevant as putting Britney and Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 1:38pm.
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:D
She kinda reminds me of Roz from Monsters Inc:
http://www.digitalmediafx.com/Monsters/Gallery/Roz01..jpg
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Because we are all mature adults here!
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Best Joke of the Day!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/spongebob%20mrs%20puff/lil_lily_devil...
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Deb, LOL! You know how protective Queen Mother Gayken is going to be of her little one.
Cain't we all jus getalong?
Team "this argument is a huge petty waste of time"
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
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There is NOTHING meaner than a pissed off queen...and I ain't talking about the queen of soul or roll 'n' roll...I'm talking about a QUEEN!
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Yahuh! That gurl would be all up in Aretha's quadruple chin and Tina's red eyes and broken wig in no time!
(PS. I'm DYING to know what Tina's real head looks like.)
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Because we are all mature adults here!
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nuh uh!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Retha's looking like Mrs. Puff, spongebob's driving instructor.
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More like Mrs. Bob...'cause you know that's what she does in the water...she floats and never sinks.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 1:36pm.
There is NOTHING meaner than a pissed off queen...and I ain't talking about the queen of soul or roll 'n' roll...I'm talking about a QUEEN!
So true. Just ask Clay Aiken.
Ba-DUM!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
look here:
http://en.spongepedia.bimserver.com/index.php?title=Image:MrsPuff.jpg
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Erm.... Tina don't look so good neither. bloodshot eyes (to match that un-nameable shade of lip-chalk) and A WIG!
What has Aretha turned into? Team Tina!
CThoff: OMG ahahahhahaha! she sure does!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Hairicane on October 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
i'm surprised no one has yet said URETHRUH
Because we are all mature adults here!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
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There is NOTHING meaner than a pissed off queen...and I ain't talking about the queen of soul or roll 'n' roll...I'm talking about a QUEEN!
i'm surprised no one has yet said URETHRUH
Retha's looking like Mrs. Puff, spongebob's driving instructor.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
What happened to Aretha you ask? She's on the seefood diet...she sees food and she eats it.
But Queen's ARE like that!
And like that!
And like that too!
It's nothin' but a bunch Queens fighting up there...if they wanna make it interesting they gotsta throw in a Tranny! Now, THAT's a cat fight!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
say what you need to say
say what you need to say
say what you need to say
and eat some food
eat some food
im still eating food
im still eating food
im still eating food
HA HA HA
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This one's only 15 seconds and HILARIOUS>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijwK99OO04
Team Tina!
Aretha is what happens when celebrities live too long.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
O/T WTF happened to Aretha?
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She got stung by a blowfish. Then she ate it.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
So I guess we're unofficially kicking off Halloweenie festivities. My contribution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg
BE SURE TO LOOK CLOSELY - I MEAN GET CLOSE TO YOUR SCREEN TO SEE IT!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 10, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Memo to Fakehero....unless you want your ass kicked, we don't say "FIRST" on this website.
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How do you kick someone's ass over the internet?
Aretha's attitude seems to be rubbing off.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
MMMMM, Maggie Moo's Better Batter Ice Cream. Who gives a cake batter shit who is the queen of what? It's Friday, so fuck it, I'm going out for cake batter ice cream!
Submitted by Hairicane on October 10, 2008 - 1:29pm.
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Petty & pathetic on both their parts. Team none-of-the-above.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by The C word on October 10, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I'm more surprised that we haven't heard from Diana Ross on this yet.
Team Weight Watchers.
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Oh yeah. Then trailing along will be Michael Jackson.
War of the Crazies.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 10, 2008 - 1:22pm.
You're right TEAM NINA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSzfw8FE-o
(short but sweet in time for halloween)
O/T WTF happened to Aretha?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by fakehero on October 10, 2008 - 1:20
STFU member-for-7-minutes....go back to TMZ where the other 10 year olds give a fuck if you're first...or an idiot as in this case.
I'm more surprised that we haven't heard from Diana Ross on this yet.
Team Weight Watchers.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Even better! Besides, Aretha will bring her own jello;)
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Ewie, is that code for something gross?
Hope it's not tapioca!
Team Me!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 10, 2008 - 1:24pm.
it's friday, lets wrestle in chocolate pudding.
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dang, Christine! What's on YOUR mind today? ;-)
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 10, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Memo to Fakehero....unless you want your a** kicked, we don't say "FIRST" on this website.
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no. we say "frist"
lol (i've done it a few times and am surprised i dint get my azz kicked!)
(i am dd!)
It's like Godzira vs Megalon!!!! Tokyo will be smashed in the wake!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 1:25pm.
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gross!
read this!
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/6077
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 10, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Fuck, it's friday, lets wrestle in chocolate pudding.
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Even better! Besides, Aretha will bring her own jello;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 10, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Team I don't give a fuck!!
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LOL! I'm with you.
Although I dare say that Aretha has always annoyed me.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, bitches.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Submitted by fakehero on October 10, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Epic fail!
OT: Team Tina!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
lovin' the bats avie!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 10, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Both ladies are true legends in the history of music where each have a place. They certain could outshine any of the present-day "talents" with their powerful voices and stage presence -- starting with Beyonce herself!
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Amen, Dirk.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Happy stinky cooter friday! WooooHooooo!!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
with those legs, Tina would have no trouble getting away from Aretha!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Aretha needs to chill the hell out, lose some weight and take better care of herself.
Memo to Fakehero....unless you want your ass kicked, we don't say "FIRST" on this website.
Both ladies are true legends in the history of music where each have a place. They certain could outshine any of the present-day "talents" with their powerful voices and stage presence -- starting with Beyonce herself!