Does Tina Really Want To Do This?
A while ago, Aretha Franklin must have not reached her daily 10,000 calorie intake, because she made a grouchy statement about Tina Turner. While performing at the Grammys, Beyonce introduced Tina as "The Queen." Aretha released some statement saying she was offended by this, because she's always been known as the "Queen of Soul."
It took a little while for Tina to respond, but she finally did:
“Aretha has always been like that. We’ve always accepted that from her. She’s the queen of soul, and I’m the queen of rock ‘n’ roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one. That’s how queens are!”
Well, if her ego is in a third of the size of one of her chichis then it's pretty big.
Aretha put down the bowl of cake batter, moved her extra roly poly chin out of the way and responded to Tina's response to USA Today. Everybody move out of the way!
"I have always appreciated what Tina Turner has to offer and had quietly cheered her on after Ike and her subsequent success. However, with respect to her statement concerning my ego clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the 'Queen of Rock' and saying 'that's what Queens do' — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met.I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets. I understand and I know that the concert market is down where ticket sales are concerned. I really had put her in a different class — higher than that.
Finally, no one has been more gracious or complimentary to their peers than I have and I am confident and secure enough to do so, unlike some others. I wish Ms. Turner all the best, as I always have. Perhaps one day we will meet."
I hope Tina can run fast, because Aretha is coming for her. It would only take one blow from Aretha's chichi mounds to lay Tina out. I'm sorry, but I'm Team Mega Chichis. You do not make Aretha angry. She could make you disappear faster than Houdini. I mean, all she has to do is sit and POOF! You're gone!
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They are BOTH TOO OLD to be talking nonsense!!!!!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
Does the back of Aretha's fur say "Circus Vargas"?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Why are they arguing over a comment made by a vapid robot with no sense of history?
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R.I.P. Rupert!
somewhere in this great country there is a chicken farm where poor chickens are slaughered to keep this giganto going. Not only she devours 4 deep fried chickens whole with bones a day, she's going through an entire chickenfarm in one month. And should I mention corn bread, mashed potatoes with a gravy and pumpkin and pecan pies celebration everyday!. Biatch, and entire country a size of a Denmark is working to satisfy her gargantuan appetite. She will blow up soon as her carbon imprint is a size of the entire USA. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Damn, I think Aretha's been eatin four fried chickens a day ever since The Blues Brothers movie came out.
shoot the fatso or take that bowl of lard away from her
Team Tina!
If you ask me, they aren't the Queens of anything. Well, Aretha is the Queen of looking like a big fat piece of shit, and Tina is in the running to be the Queen of washed-up old hags.
Aretha is one fat motha fukah. Fatso on the loose.Stomping godzilla. Shit, run for your lives. Everytime she takes a dump authorities have to close water processing plants and sewer for a major clean up. Aretha would eat herself up to have Tina's legs. Crap, I hear ground shaking.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Tina is the Queen of the Hot Memaw Legs and Aretha is the Queen of the Freckled Memaw Saggy Tittays...now both y'all bitches get back to work singing the songs I like to hear, ya heard!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Aretha emerged in a different era when the money was not quite there. Tina earned more and can better take care of things. Further, Aretha is an artist, a real singer, Tina is a performer.
Having said, Aretha does not seem to realize how she looks. She
Okaaaay, Aretha. STFU.
Your ego IS as big as your body, and equally revolting.
oh lord...wig fight...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
'cause she's Simply the Best ;)
and because I read the full context of Tina's response in an the interview. She was laughing and referring to egos in general, too. She didn't exclude herself, and oh yeah: What's Love Got to Do with It? ;D
I love old school Aretha, but TEAM TINA ALL THE WAY.
Laws no! Mayhaps she is, mayhaps she aint the queen...
One thing's for sure, and that's Aretha is GROSS, and she aint all that. Give me a titt-ay break!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Now, Aretha. Show some respect for Tina.
At least she knows how to PAY HER TAXES....
LEAVE ARETHA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
team tina... from the first comment aretha does seem to have an ego that matchers her bra size. and she can't shut up. TEAM TINA
More like Aretha Jaba De Sole
WOW WHAT A BITCH!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Aretha emerged in a different era when the money was not quite there. Tina earned more and can better take care of things. Further, Aretha is an artist, a real singer, Tina is a performer.
Having said, Aretha does not seem to realize how she looks.
both are nice
Aretha is all pissed off becuase Tina is hot as hell and she looks like a slug with enormous (fat) chichis.
oh no, Tina's startin to look like Michael Jackson. time does fly.
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I am totally having RASPUCIA MOMENT here. I feel like watching the movie Norbit tonite.
Tina totally rocks and is and will always be The Queen.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Maybe BeYawnCe can play Aretha in her Lifetime movie, y'know, like she attempted with Etta? 'course it will have to be in at least 2 years before B will be THAT big....no amount of makeup and prosthetics will do it justice.....THE REAL THING OR NO THING!!!
Submitted by madam s. on October 10, 2008 - 2:31pm.
How many years has Aretha been napping that she still refers to the success of "Ike and Tina"?? Maybe she's been in a sugar coma.
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Read it again hon. She spoke in the past tense;
"I have always appreciated what Tina Turner has to offer and had quietly cheered her on after Ike and her subsequent success."
After Ike and HER subsequent success. Get it right now.
Damn, sorry I missed this one. Fuck all that back and forth shit, I'm wit the tittays on this one (as if you didn't know). And for reals, Beyonce needs to shut the fuck up anyway, that skank ho don't know nothing about nothing anyhow.
Tina, as great as she is, needed a nickname and the Queen was already taken. The Queen of Soul is the one and only Aretha Franklin. Go to a record store and buy her anthology, one with 4-5 cd's in it. There is no comparison.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 10, 2008 - 2:27pm.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
TEAM AMANDA & Madam S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG Aretha started it! OMG this is like the time at Divas Live when she was all up like "This my stage" and stood in front of Mariah, Shania, Gloria, Celine and Carole King and was all like "Thank you!" to the crowd like "This is all for me!" lappin up that applause like gravy on a chicken leg. Then she crowin' at the end and Shania like, "Hell no, I can't do that" but Celine had the balls (for real) struttin' out like a truck driver ready to take on that bitch. She was not afraid, she did not fear the Aretha. Celine was like "Woahohohohohohohoho oohoohooh! Woooooo!" and Aretha like, "Who dis skinny ass bitch?"
And Aretha's own goddaughter Whitney when they recorded a duet once was pissed off at Aretha because Aretha HOGGED that entire session. Who's zoomin who? Definitely Aretha!
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How many years has Aretha been napping that she still refers to the success of "Ike and Tina"?? Maybe she's been in a sugar coma.
Also that photo of her is hilarious/terrifying, but mostly terrifying.
snowy & el B- I know it sounds messed up, but we didn't have aminals on our farm, just cars. My dad made the barn into his body shop! :) Teeem Vroom!
I'll bet Aretha eats all the animals skinned alive for her furs.
Lory: I am more of TEAM BOLAS than TETAS but Fuck it, why not?
lol
Hoop, "Team Testes" is cool and all but it sounds too clinical, I always took you for a "TEAM BOLSAS" kind of guy... A bit warmer, don't you think?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
"Aretha Franklin must have not reached her daily 10,000 calorie intake"
OMG, MK, that made my day. LMAOOOOOOOOO
KDRACO!!! *muah* Come on, admit it, everyone knows you're team tetas too!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 10, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by The Hoople on October 10, 2008 - 2:05pm.
LORY!!!
You make me tingle in my special purpose!
Hoop! What are you doing here! Acknowledge your CT win! Funny dude! :o)
Ahh...you saw that? Thanks El
Hi KD...I'm from team testes
LORY: TEAM TETAS!!????
bawahhhahhhahhhahhahhhahhaaa!
Hi to you and to the hoople!
PS: team angel_i & team lolo & team lory & team the hoople and and and.... lol
(these thread's comments made me laugh out loud)
Submitted by The Hoople on October 10, 2008 - 2:05pm.
LORY!!!
You make me tingle in my special purpose!
Hoop! What are you doing here! Acknowledge your CT win! Funny dude! :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
(doing the double-arm swirl, balling them up and tossing them into trash...just kidding!)
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LMFAO!!! "NO, I don't THINK so!" (doing the side to side head bob)
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
submitted by angel_i:
"But who is the BIGGEST QUEEN OF THEM ALL?"
Easy: MK!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 10, 2008 - 2:07pm.
LMAO...I forgot about those...Princess Points, indeed! (doing the double-arm swirl, balling them up and tossing them into trash...just kidding!)
Oh Hoop! XOXOXOXO You're just just being sweet to me because you want your whip back. Btw, the safe word just changed. Now it's "labia".
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Let me dirty up your mind.
What sux is this fuckery all started over some writer @ the Grammys telling Beyonce to refer to Tina as"The Queen" since they have to trot out 20th Century entertainers to prop up the slop and nothing of the lip syncing prosti tots of today!
shocking to think that Tina & Aretha have never met before , Im calling for a MeeMaw Peace Treaty !
Talk it over ladies over Metamucil cocktails, Poly-Grip & foot soaks!
Is it wrong of me to think that Aretha is borderline jugg queen porn / infantilism fetish in her latest photos?
IMO ,both of them are QUEENS!! Its hard to pick just one, not fair to us !
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Awwwwwww, just doing a driveby to say Team Kdracofan!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 10, 2008 - 2:02pm.
@Hoople
slimy sleeping bag?
"Barfs in empty coke can"
It has diamond stud piercings. She's classy like that.
It's all good, JeffyRO!
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Thanks...wouldn't want to lose all of my Princess Points. LOL
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.