Who Throws A Shoe?
When I hear the words "gang rape," the very last thing I think about is "Austin Powers." The very VERY last thing. Well, Random "Shoe Thrower" Task from the first "Austin Powers" movie was arrested and charged with gang rape. This just ruined "Austin Powers" for me.
TMZ reports that Random Task (real name: Joe Son) was arrested for felony vandalism this past May and he had to give a DNA sample. Joe's DNA matched a sample from an unsolved 1990 gang rape. TMZ has the gory details of the rape.
Joe was charged with a ton of dark-sided shit including five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. Wasn't that a pretty read?
Dr. Evil's fat ass henchman faces 275 years to life in the chokey if he's convinced of all charges. There's a chance he could live past 275. They should add a few hundred years just in case.
In addition to being a gang rapist and shoe thrower, Joe is also a UFC fighter. Below is a clip from 1994 of Joe getting punched in the nuts. The other dude obviously should have punched harder.
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Hey, where's that lady with the pot of boiling water? Here's another hot dog that needs her attention.
That is some straight up evil shit. Let's hope he gets some American History X action in prison.
throw him in a dark pit and let him rot to death
sick fuck
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The nut punching's just getting started if Joe goes to the chokey.
Rapists should get the chair. If you are a rapist
your soul is dead and there is no rehabbing you.
LCT / Jeffro11,
That is the entire end of the song! I heard that shit and i was stunned! Say what ya need to say 500 fuckin times!!
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I knew there was a reason I didn't listen to his crap
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by ocd can be good on October 10, 2008 - 12:45pm.
What's really pathetic is that he'll get fan mail from women. Just watched a documentary on Youtube on the topic; Richard Ramirez, et al are really popular with the ladies.
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Shit, that's so true. Ted Bundy had fucking GROUPIES on court, cheering for him! Ted fucking Bundy!
Even Dahmer had "fans", and even HE thought that shit was too fucking weird.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
SInce he was arrested in Hollywood, he will probably get probation and a $50 fine.
I hope they throw his ass in a dungeon full of cholas carrying razor blades and Sharpies.
Damn! Was he part of a gang rape or did he rape a gang?!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
El B.,
You get top billin for that one!! I stole it.
LCT / Jeffro11,
That is the entire end of the song! I heard that shit and i was stunned! Say what ya need to say 500 fuckin times!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Hekki:
Ah thanx I wasn't really sure. I always hear about how prisoners hate child molesters and such but, I wasn't sure if it was true or not.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
You gotta say hes got some stamina though! 4 rapes, 4 sodomys, 7 oral copulations ??? Damn, thats a years worth of my sex life!
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke!
Also, everyone saying hes gonna get buggered in jail, look at him! Not with your dick!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 10, 2008 - 12:58pm.
HOT. Can we share a toothbrush?
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I draw the line at sharing a dildo and tampons!
Hekki: Salem, I used to believe there was some kind of jailhouse justice. But I think that's largely a myth. Maybe if the guy was an egregious child-raper, they'd get him. But I don't think this psycho will face any retribution in jail.
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I have a cousin who's been in and out of jail (you can't choose your relatives), I asked him about this once. He said that the prison have really cracked down on jailhouse justice against child molesters...unfortuantely.
I find it odd(actually it's enough to piss off the pope) that our justice system is more concerned with the rights of criminals than the rights of the person the crime was committed against.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
It all comes back around again...karma is a bitch.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
He is very handsome I saw his profile on bigfatasianguyswhohavetopistolwhipagirltohavesexwiththem.com
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Salem13: "Don't prisoners hate men that hurt woman and children? Well hes going to have a fun time in jail."
Salem, I used to believe there was some kind of jailhouse justice. But I think that's largely a myth. Maybe if the guy was an egregious child-raper, they'd get him. But I don't think this psycho will face any retribution in jail.
Many guys in jail are in there for violent offenses against women. They're not going to be hypocrites and beat him up or rape him because he raped a woman.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 12:57pm.
LCT,
John Maher says...
Say what you need to say
Say what you need to say
Say what you need to say
Say what you need to say
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Hey Clarisse, that's funny, Colin Cowherd was bitching about that song yesterday on ESPN radio.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Joe was charged with a ton of dark-sided shit including five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.
Add a goose with lipstick and a midget Marilyn Monroe and thats a normal Sat night for me! What?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
I wanna shove a lit stick of dynamite up his ass.
Id say punch his mom in the cooter for giving birth to him, but judging by the size of this guys head...taint necessary!
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Clarisse, that is the most creative and diverse song I've heard since... well, ever.
He's gonna get passed around that jail like a peace pipe.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Classy guy. I wonder if he is single?
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Yeah, were IS celebritydating.com these days? I was expecting it to show up on the 105 year old virgin thread. In fact I was kinda looking forward to it.
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 10, 2008 - 12:56pm.
you can come and stay with me
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HOT. Can we share a toothbrush?
Okie Fickin Dokie Clarisse!
LMFAO!
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LCT,
John Maher says...
Say what you need to say
Say what you need to say
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 10, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Is it safe to comment on this without going into the Witness Protection Program?
you can come and stay with me
Joe was charged with a ton of dark-sided shit including five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.
One felony count of not cuddling afterwards and a misdemeanor for falling asleep. Bastard!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I hope the judge throws the shoe at him.
HAHAHA!!!! For the win!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
What a sick fuck.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 10, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Is it safe to comment on this without going into the Witness Protection Program?
say what you say
dooooooo what you do
one thing leads to another...
I have 80's songs stuck in me head today!
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Is it safe to comment on this without going into the Witness Protection Program?
Whew..imagine that. had he been on the set with a couple of his gang banging friend, poor Liz Hurley would have been in trouble!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by Salem13 on October 10, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Don't prisoners hate men that hurt woman and children? Well hes going to have a fun time in jail.
Self hatin' prisoners up in SingSing yo!
Always strikes me when i hear a man in aninterview who car jacked, gang banged, and sold crack to youth talking about how he will fuck a man in his ass for rape, when he hurt women and children with crack and gun violence.
Not that im against rapist being fucked hard in the ass till they bleed....
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Those little red wrestling panties are going to make him quite the popular lady in prison.
UFC= Ugly Fucking Cocksucker. He needs to rot.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Don't prisoners hate men that hurt woman and children? Well hes going to have a fun time in jail.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
He WAS a UFC fighter. Back when there was almost no rules.
Guess it's a sloooow day...
xxyxz - Get outta my head!
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
What's really pathetic is that he'll get fan mail from women. Just watched a documentary on Youtube on the topic; Richard Ramirez, et al are really popular with the ladies.
Die in prison times you piece of shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm glad TMZ has all the gory details. That's just what we need.
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jinx!
what a fucking asshat! He'll learn all he wants to know about sodomy in prison
What goes around, comes around. I hope you enjoy prison, asshat.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Hey Joey, Come over here...I have some rusty scissors that I'd like to Bobbitize you with.
Here's hoping he rooms with Bubba in chokey and that Bubba has supersized his Coke bottle.
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"the woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked."
"five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force."
Classy guy. I wonder if he is single?
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK