Who Throws A Shoe?

When I hear the words "gang rape," the very last thing I think about is "Austin Powers." The very VERY last thing. Well, Random "Shoe Thrower" Task from the first "Austin Powers" movie was arrested and charged with gang rape. This just ruined "Austin Powers" for me.

TMZ reports that Random Task (real name: Joe Son) was arrested for felony vandalism this past May and he had to give a DNA sample. Joe's DNA matched a sample from an unsolved 1990 gang rape. TMZ has the gory details of the rape.

Joe was charged with a ton of dark-sided shit including five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. Wasn't that a pretty read?

Dr. Evil's fat ass henchman faces 275 years to life in the chokey if he's convinced of all charges. There's a chance he could live past 275. They should add a few hundred years just in case.

In addition to being a gang rapist and shoe thrower, Joe is also a UFC fighter. Below is a clip from 1994 of Joe getting punched in the nuts. The other dude obviously should have punched harder.

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:30pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 10, 2008 - 10:56pm.

And they have boobies, gives me something to look at while talking to them.

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wow, that was like all respectful and sensitive and shit. Maybe I'm wrong.....................
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not. :p

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:26pm.

Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 10:49pm.

That's alright, no harm, no foul. I prefer the company of women myself, because MOST men are dicks. And they have boobies, gives me something to look at while talking to them.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:20pm.

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Yup. Too bad we own everything. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Get back in the kitchen.
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"We"??? I thought you lived in NJ, not China!

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:19pm.

HAHA TITS! We gonna have pessy gang up in here.

TV: I don't hate men. In fact, generally speaking, I get along with them better than women.

But right now, every man close to me is a huge disappointment and I feel like hating. If you get in the line of fire, dude, well.. that's too damn bad. *bitch face*

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:15pm.

Speakit, allow me to cover your back in this thread.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 10, 2008 - 10:35pm.

Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.

MEN ARE THE PUS FILLED SORES ON THE FACE OF THE WORLD.
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Yup. Too bad we own everything. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Get back in the kitchen.
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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:13pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 10, 2008 - 10:41pm.

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Yes, I'm generalizing. In my experience, every man is an asshole and every woman is a bitch.

I'm being a bitch by telling you, that you are an asshole. You can't help it. You're a man.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:11pm.

Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 10:39pm.

But I wouldn't. If you're going to generalize, so will I. I rescue puppies and don't commit gang rape.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:10pm.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 10:35pm.

I forgot about the castrati. Those bitches were HUGE sluts.

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:09pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 10, 2008 - 10:35pm.

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I'm going to grow a cock just so you can suck it. :P

Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:09pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on October 10, 2008 - 10:37pm.
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Okay, stake, Plan C...gut him like a feeesh! ☺

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:07pm.

Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 10:33pm

Then that leads to the whole no DNA problem.

Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:05pm.

Okay, putsomestankonit & stake, I did a little research. It doesn't prevent erections, but it controls the libido and makes getting an erection a lot more work. Also, the men "dry ejaculate" so I guess the sultans and shieks did it more to prevent the guards impregnating their women. I stand corrected.

Plan B, cut their peckers off with a ginsu knife.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:05pm.

Thanks Euphoria, I was about ready to fire off an angry letter to Anne Rice over "Cry to Heaven"

She had lots of castratti(sp?) sex going on in that book.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:05pm.

Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.

MEN ARE THE PUS FILLED SORES ON THE FACE OF THE WORLD.
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Yup. Too bad we own everything. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Get back in the kitchen.

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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:05pm.

I'd love to see the out takes for the failed vicky bits.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:03pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on October 10, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 10:29pm

See that's where I get confused. I thought it didn't prevent erections and that's why Ennuchs back in the day could still get it on

That's what I thought too.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:01pm.

Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 10:29pm

See that's where I get confused. I thought it didn't prevent erections and that's why Ennuchs back in the day could still get it on, but they couldn't have children. Maybe they improved the operation.

Submitted by Creepella on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:01pm.

Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.

MEN ARE THE PUS FILLED SORES ON THE FACE OF THE WORLD.
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That's pretty much true. But we do need them for some things.

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:59pm.

MEN ARE THE PUS FILLED SORES ON THE FACE OF THE WORLD.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:59pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 10:26pm

She was pretty funny but I think they slowed her down a bit. She was still pretty fast but I could understand every word she said and that ain't right.

Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:59pm.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 10:27pm.
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I think, but am not 100% about it, that it prevents erections, but it does not prevent the desire, especially to do sadistic things to people.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:57pm.

I thought castration didn't work?

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:56pm.

stake_spike, no!! I watched it religiously in Europe. Was she fabulous? I'm surprised though, I would have thought she'd be incomprehensible. Vicky needs subtitles!

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Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:56pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on October 10, 2008 - 10:20pm.
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Didn't shieks make eunuchs out of the male keepers/protectors of the harems so they wouldn't f^ck the shiek's women? I don't think they can get it up after castration, but those guys weren't sociopaths/psychopaths who wanted to hurt people...they just wanted to shoplift the booty from the sultan's lovelies. Yes, I guess we'll let "less civilized" countries try the castration method and see what happens.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:51pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 10:13pm

LMAO. Have you been watching LB USA? She finally made an appearance last Sunday!

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:50pm.

Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 10:12pm

I heard that too.

I don't know if this is old and I'm thinking of Ennuchs or something but there was a case where someone had been castrated, but it didn't curb his sexual apetite and kept him from being caught?

I'm not entirely sure how all that works but I guess we'll wait and see how things go in Slovenia or wherever. Maybe it will become common practice?

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on October 10, 2008 - 10:06pm.

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Vicky Pollard!! Sorry, I love your avie.

"No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm not wasting police time because you know Micha? Well, she saw the whole thing, right, because she was bunking off school because she was gonna go down the Wimbley and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he's been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, only don't tell Bethany that because she's fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at him during Home Ec'".

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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)

Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:42pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on October 10, 2008 - 10:05pm & Submitted by kate773 on October 10, 2008 - 7:58pm.
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Recently I read something very, very disturbing. Supposedly research has found that castration takes away a rapist/sodomist/sexual abuser's ability to do the deed with his dead flounder, but it does NOT take away the thoughts and desires to continue to abuse, even in a sexual manner. That is scary beyond words!

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:36pm.

At least his nasty ass finally got caught. I hope he gets what's coming to him in prison. Nasty f-cker.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 9:35pm.

Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 1:42pm
Submitted by kate773 on October 10, 2008 - 7:58pm

They're doing mandatory [chemical] castration in Slovenia? Or Slavakia? Somehwere in Easter Europe.

Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 7:28pm.

Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 1:42pm.
This is about the time when I start wondering if mandatory castration is in order.

Im fine with this as long as they use a spoon.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 7:09pm.

Triscuit!! How are you, you healthy yet yummy snack food?? ♥

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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 6:58pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I hope the judge throws the shoe at him.

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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 6:46pm.

duuuuuude.that is a nasty fucking rap sheet.fucking scumbag,fucking pig.
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Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 6:36pm.

"If you are a rapist your soul is dead and there is no rehabbing you."

Strong words, but I totally agree. There is a mighty difference between robbing a liquor store, running drugs, stealing a car, etc. and raping women or molesting children. I am generally against the death penalty, but if they DNA some guy's semen inside a woman who has been gang-raped and pistol-whipped, yeah, that guy needs to die. Same with doing it to children. If they find your DNA somewhere it ain't supposed to be, there shouldn't be much of an appeals process, anyway.

What ever happened to being drawn and quartered? When did that go out of vogue? If we're going to execute people for heinous crimes, we need to do it in an extremely painful and bloody way.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 6:35pm.

I hope he gets imprisoned for life. In a big, high security prison. With lots and lots of big, mean, psycho, sexually frustrated muscleheads just looking for a girlfriend... would serve him right.

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Submitted by Frances Farmer on October 10, 2008 - 5:42pm.
I hope he gets the death penalty.
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I normally oppose the death penalty, but I would make an exception for sex crimes like this....

When will we live in a world where women don't have to fear being violated like this????

What the FUCK is wrong with some of these men???

Submitted by Frances Farmer on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:12pm.

I hope he gets the death penalty.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:12pm.

now i realize "odd job" is from the bond movies...
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:11pm.

why did i think this fuck's name in the movies was "odd job"...whatever, i hope he gets gang rape karma in jail...
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Submitted by BellaDiva on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:55pm.

Damn

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:52pm.

PIG.

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:05pm.

No wonder this guy always rubs me the wrong way when I see him in Austin Powers.

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Submitted by The Hoople on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:41pm.

and now he can look forward to the judge throwing the book at him

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:27pm.

Leona, I couldn't agree more. I think if I were to ever get a terminal disease, I'd go vigilante style on pieces of shit like this. They need to be gone from this Earth.

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Submitted by KD on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:14pm.

xxyxz! Toilet bats! Ruuuuunn!

Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:14pm.

C'mon over here, Joe...I gots a pot of boiling grits for ya! It goes great with boiled wiener.

Submitted by Lory on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:13pm.

Ohhh! to have him in my possession... I offer myself to perform a full autopsy on him for free. On these conditions: No anaesthesia or drugs of any kind. He has to be alive and conscious and I'm gonna need several mirrors and a few huge HDTV's so he can see himself from every possible angle... I wouldn't kill him though, I'd just leave him lying there until nature takes its course... *sigh* Ain't daydreaming grand?
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Submitted by Euphoria on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:12pm.

This is about the time when I start wondering if mandatory castration is in order.