It's Been Much Too Long

La Pequeña has returned to us! I was beginning to think she fell down the toilet or was eaten by a house cat or something. Thankfully, none of those things happened, so she was able to give us this amazing video. La Pequena Hillary Clinton is back and this time she's pissed at America for not giving her the nomination! She's so fucking angry that she's turned into La Pequeña Hillary Hulk! She's like a cute, tiny, grouchy pickle person!

This is what the real Hillary probably looks like when she tries to pass a butt nugget. Or when Bill touches her private area.

Make sure you watch the whole thing, because Machine makes an appearance at the end. He picks up La Pequeña Hillary Hulk and holds on to her lil' Henery Hawk chest. It's intimate and a made me feel a little uncomfortable.

Thanks Emily

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La Pequeña

Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 10/12/2008 - 2:29pm.

IT could have been a really horrible porno with Machine and La Pequena Hillary Hulk doing sexy times...uck...a little puke just came up in my mouth...!

Your face!

Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 10/11/2008 - 8:25pm.

This video of La petite spanish tranny queen was WAY BETTER than both the britney and beyonce videos!

!viva la pequena!
LMAO

Submitted by Baby Rojo on Sat, 10/11/2008 - 5:13am.

the ending made me almost puke out my burger. almost. no one should disgrace the presence of La Pequena!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 10:13pm.

La Pequena, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Even the film making techniques have improved. The camera shows the shadow on the wall first then pans to Hillary Hulk. Excellent...academy award nomination.

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Submitted by paulapoo on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:21pm.

Yo soy la Pequena Hillary Hoooooolk!! LMAO

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:15pm.

okay now....my panties are officially wet...
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:09pm.

Goddamn! That was Art, capital A. Loser Ed Norton got served by La Pequena, who gave us the more introspective Hulk Norton promised in that shitty movie. Ed, please pay attention, this is how it's done.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Andraya on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 5:08pm.

love LP

Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 3:57pm.

E-O~!

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 3:41pm.

MMM THAT WAS HOT

Submitted by Whinemaker on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 3:13pm.

OH YEA! ... My weekend can officially begin! It's been much too long since we've seen La Pequena! Welcome back, bb!

Submitted by Otter Pop on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 3:04pm.

Thanks for the fucking nightmare I'm going to have tonight.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:19pm.

Flatsy and Big L: yeah, my mom's feminism must have run out of steam because I WAS allowed the whoorish Barbie, Skipper etc. Ken was effing all of them, LOL
good times!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by Big L on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:17pm.

Flatsy/Snowpiece....I'm East of Sacramento.....

Yeah, I had Skipper, Barbie and Ken, and their fold out house. Barbie was a hwore so Ken used to beat her, and Skipper just tried to keep the peace....B used to cruise around in her 2nd hand store 'vette with Skipper just smiling and going along for the ride.

My Flatsy wore a green dress, and spun on a green pedestal....I want to say she had green hair, but that might just be a bad flashback.....

Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:11pm.

Snowy or Big L, did either of you have a Skipper doll? I think she was Barbie's little sister?
My older sister cut my Skipper's hair off and I swear she looked like SamRo.
The 60's, good times.

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:08pm.

Flatsy: OMG they are so different now, the eyes are bigger or something!

thanks Big L!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 2:06pm.

Big L, where the hell are you???
I'm north of Boston and it's a beautiful day, 70+ degrees and not a cloud in the sky.

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by Big L on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:58pm.

P.S.....it's snowing like a MF here right now...almost feels like Christmas....without the cash and presents.....at least I have a roof over my head and food in the cupboard.....and a hubby who loves me.

Submitted by Big L on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by Flatsy on October 10, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 1:48pm.

Flatsy - That's awesome....I'll bet if I went to dig thru my boxes in my Mom's garage I would find mine....I'm a packrat thru and true!

Snowpiece - I hope Santa will bring you one for Christmas this year...You're probably intelligent enough to make your own decision now as far as body image....

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:33pm.

Let the weekend begin. My week is now complete. Thanks, MK. Thanks even more to La P. Most definite hot slut for next year. *dreamy sigh*

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Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by Big L on October 10, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Are you named Flatsy after the doll/toy I had as a kid?

As a matter of fact, I am, thanks for asking. I was beginning to think that I was the only one who remembered Flatsy. Mine didn't spin, though.
Did you know they're making them again? Not sure if you have daughters or nieces, I just bought a few. Check them out:

http://www.schylling.com/flatsy.html

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:21pm.

Call me crazy but I think Pequena gets way more sex than Hilary does.

At any rate LMFAO!!! That made me want to huddle ALL my friends around the monitor. Come friends, come see!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:18pm.

Big L: Flatsy Patsy! LOL I wasn't allowed to have one because it promoted a false body image, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:16pm.

Best fucking video ever!!!!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

Submitted by Leona on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:16pm.

Oh, I thought it was Perez Hilton. Grouchy little pickle person. Are you sure it's La Pequena?

Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:15pm.

her face at the :36 sec. mark was pricesless
and fucking scary!

Submitted by RufusR on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:13pm.

I love her. She needs to move to the U.S. and get her own reality show on VH1. Her show can be on right after the Brooke Hogan show.

Submitted by kjo on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:13pm.

That was fucking fantastic!!!!
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Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

Submitted by Sassy on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 1:00pm.

It's fucking Tree Leprecaun!

Submitted by Big L on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:42pm.

Thanks Flatsy...I...understand(?)...now....haha

Are you named Flatsy after the doll/toy I had as a kid? It was a flat, rubber like doll that you could bend in different ways, stick it on a pedestal-type thing, pull a string and watch it spin? That's way cool if you are. I haven't thought about that in a million years.

Thanks again!

Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:36pm.

That was freakin' hilarious; I couldn't stop laughing.

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Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
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Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:32pm.

Hey Big L, check it out:

http://dlisted.com/node/25167

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by Big L on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:29pm.

WoW! That was weird...was is LP? The "La" in it's name indicates to me it is a female....but the chest indicates in an "El"....I'm so confused....I guess Mission Accomplished.

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:27pm.

Ahhhahhaa! La Pequena is really tapping into the surreal now. The clips have gone from sort of acid-trippy to now straight up detached from the real world. Yay!

Submitted by wristband on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:26pm.

jeez, MK! I wasn't completely sane bitch to begin with but your vids ruined me for life.

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:26pm.

It's been a while since my jaw has dropped due to video weirdness.

Submitted by talkdiva on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:09pm.

TG LP is back. All is right with the world now...

Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:08pm.

Ahh i just love this little she-man!

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:05pm.

La Pequena as Sarah Palin, LOL SpiceDong
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:00pm.

La Pequena needs to do a Sarah Palin or lesbian LHo video next. Keep up with times, Girl!
Hillary is sooo 6-months ago.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 11:59am.

I'm showin ya'll my O face!!! Not the good O face either!!!

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Submitted by KD on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 11:58am.

I looked like that this morning at about 2am. My bf woke me up because he was giggling like CRAZY for like 5 minutes. I kept punching him, but he wouldn't stop! He said I did something funny in his dream. I still have to ask him what it was, but he never has dreams, so it better be good.