Friday, October 10th 2008
Morning Wood
James Franco's face is absolutely perfect....according to some machine - Mollygood
Avril Lavigne's husband realized he's married to an annoying bitch - Celebitchy
Not busting nuts is fucking with David Duchovny's fashion sense - ICYDK
Nathan Fillion nails some chick - Popoholic
Paula Deen is a hot stick of butter - I'm Not Obsessed
Spider-Man the Musical is going to be a HUGE waste of a lot of money - Holy Moly!
Wonky McValtrex looking extra disgusting - A Socialite's Life
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Paula Deen needs to take a grammar lesson. Just because you start out as white trash doesn't mean you have to continue that attitude once you are wealthy. I have been to the restaurant and I was not impressed. Locals say she is a bitch.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by Albatross on October 10, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Hi Alby! *waves back atcha* Cillian is one hot man.
Boris Kodjoe is one of the absolutely hottest men on this damn planet....so the machine is a hot lie! James Franco looks like Clay Aiken in comparison (not that he isn't cute but seriously?!?)
http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/kodjoe/index.htm
And I'm just rolling at the thought of Spidey the Musical. That's just pure ghey.
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
i am inclined to agree with the machine.
i dont agree with the perfect face thing
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
I loooooove Miss Paula. I have a butter shrine to her in my kitchen.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
I love Paula. Everything has cream cheese she makes! That chubby southern slut.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Ditto for me! Cillian Murphy makes my legs wobbly...those eyes!
Ooo - a fellow Cilly lover! Hello there! *waves*
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Nathan Fillion is oh, so, hot! <3
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
laughing at "bag/bowl of dicks"
Like If I was gonna say that James is a douche bag someone would come along and say...
"No ho it's just plain douche".
And yeah he's a douche.
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
LMFAO @ Paris! That is too funny!
Why doesn't she get her eye fixed?
Whoa Nellie... you're not joking when you say Wonky is looking extra repulsive.
Isn't James Franco gay? I swear I've heard this more than once.
And Paris Hilton is looking trashier than ever. And OLDER. I can't believe I'm like 10 years older.
I want to do that fun computer thing with a photo of me, but I can't find a link. Or was it only used for the study and is not available online?
James is truly a gorgeous homosexual, but without totally nude photos any discussia is meaningless!
Agreed that Paula is the hotness. Because she cooks food that I want to eat. Not fancy, just yummy. And she likes to eat it, too. It's why I love Nigella, too. These women love food and finds eating a sensual experience.
That skinny bitch Giada is stingy and if she ever tastes the food, you just know she's going to run to the bathroom and barf it up as soon as the cameras stop rolling.
Ever since I read that Julie Taymor wanted the Spiderman musical to be like a circus, I've cringed at every news update about it.
I'm still waiting for the rumored Fight Club musical I heard about years ago. Trent Reznor was supposed to write the music, so it actually seemed interesting.
Not that Julie Taymor's work doesn't hold my interest. But Spiderman? Really? And Bono's great, but I don't know how successful he can expect this to be since his attempt at creating a superhero when Pop came out(featured in a Batman Forever music video) wasn't popular.
Submitted by SeH on October 10, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Avril Lavigne can eat a bowl of dicks.
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Avril Lavigne can eat a BAG of dicks.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
James Franco isn't hot to me.
Avril Lavigne an evil, entitled, vampiric-looking little bitch. The *only* thing that makes me respect her *just a little* is that she isn't trying to pop a baby out, just to be trendy or relevant. *cough* Ashlee Simpson *cough*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Avril Lavigne can eat a bowl of dicks. That little snot deserves all the misery coming her way. And her hubby has the mug of a rotted jack-o-lantern. FUG.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 10, 2008 - 11:58am.
A while ago, I was watching an episode of Paula's Party, and I couldn't believe how she acted.. all drunk and horny! I'd love to hang out with her for a day.
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The only reason i watch Paula's Party is to see her try do seduce her male guests. Love it! And the way her eyes light up when her 'butter wranglers' come out is priceless.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Maybe he broke the machine.
Submitted by Albatross on October 10, 2008 - 11:59am.
Other than that, meh. I'll take Jakey G. or Cillian Murphy over him any day. ;)
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Ditto for me! Cillian Murphy makes my legs wobbly...those eyes!
Submitted by The C word on October 10, 2008 - 11:58am.
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Tug boat captain, pilot, either way I'm sure he's driving Miss Paula just right! ☺
They should put Derek Wibbbblywoo into the beautifier and he would break the fucking thing. That thing is hideous. Avril's a big bitch; quelle surprise!
I wonder what that beautifier would do with Jocelyn Wildenstein?
I liked James F. when he played James Dean in that TV movie; he did an awesome job.
Other than that, meh. I'll take Jakey G. or Cillian Murphy over him any day. ;)
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
James Franco has a pretty face but he does nothing for me.
Paula Deen is awesome. I wish she were my grandmother! I have a southern grandmother but she isn't cool like Paula. A while ago, I was watching an episode of Paula's Party, and I couldn't believe how she acted.. all drunk and horny! I'd love to hang out with her for a day.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 11:53am.
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Mmmmm...I'd like to roll in the sugar with the older one (Jamie?).
@Euphoria: tug boat captain!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Some great links for Paula (I've been to the restaurant featured on the 1st link):
http://www.ladyandsons.com/index.php
Deen remarried on March 6, 2004, to Michael Groover, a tugboat pilot in the port of Savannah.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Deen
Jamie is married, but I think Bobby is still single and he is HAWT!
The C word!
Yum is right! I watched an interview with them and when you get those faces combined with nice deep voices, Savannah drawl and southern charm....*fans self*
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 11:48am.
Yeah, something like that. She met him when her dog ran around the fenced/walled area that goes down to the ocean. Her future husband was out for a walk on the beach on his side of the fence/wall. That's how they met.
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Good dog! :)
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by The C word on October 10, 2008 - 11:46am.
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Yeah, something like that. She met him when her dog ran around the fenced/walled area that goes down to the ocean. Her future husband was out for a walk on the beach on his side of the fence/wall. That's how they met.
@Snow..Thanx sug, but I would like to see the needle bend on the meter....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on October 10, 2008 - 11:38am.
Wow I never thought I would see Paula Deen on Dlisted.
She has an autobiography out and I really recommend it. She smokes and swears like a sailor. Made me like her even more.
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Isn't her 2nd husband a sailor or sea captain (or something like that)?
@Clarisse: Yum, y'all!
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There is a slight difference between pics. His face is a little broader in the first one.
which one is the real one?
James' is hot, but we all know that the perfect face belongs to Viggo/Johnny/Christian.
Paula Deen is awesome, but one of my all time favorites will always be Nigella!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
shut up thorny: you know you're a handsome devil! ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I wanna ride on the beautifier machine to see if I can break it..
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Wow I never thought I would see Paula Deen on Dlisted.
She has an autobiography out and I really recommend it. She smokes and swears like a sailor. Made me like her even more.
Avril LAvigne still exists?
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
James Franco can tickle my goblin anytime. And then we smoke a bowl
Parisite is so fugly.
How can someone with so much money can look so cheap? Oh yea, money can't buy you class
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
That's totally cool about Paula but she annoys the shit out of me. Her sons are the hotness tho.
Yes, Clarisse, Paula's sons are total hotties! But I think Paula is a beautiful, classy older lady, as well.
Daddy Deen left behind da good genes though!!
http://www.ajc.com/living/content/living/food/stories/2008/04/23/Deen6_J...
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Submitted by The C word on October 10, 2008 - 11:24am.
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Yes she did! Her ex-husbastard put her through hell, the poor lady. But she came out on top! I'm so proud of her!!!
james franco's face is absolutely perfect...according to my clitoris
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 11:22am.
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ITA, and she overcame agoraphobia!
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_Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 11:22am.
Had no idea about that!
Makes me like her even more.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Paula Deen is an awesome lady. Her dumbass husband left her with two little boys to raise. The only thing she knew how to do in the way of making a living was to cook. She started making lunches, put them in a basket and went door-to-door at businesses where people frequently were too busy to go out for lunch. Her food was exquisite. She made money like that for years. When her sons were in their teens, they started driving and delivering for her. Her business exploded. She then opened a restaurant so that she could serve up her awesome food at one place. She expanded and opened either one or two more restaurants (I think, but am not sure.) I've been to her restaurant in Savannah. She was noticed by the powers that be at one of the food channels and got her own show. Her sons are set, helping run her empire. That lady not only can cook, she is one of the most gracious, lovely (and super funny!) people you could ever hope to meet. Suck on that, Paula's ex-husband. You gave her lemons and she made lemonade and several million dollars to boot!
David doesn't have to worry about clothes with me. He can take them all off.