For The Cheetos
Over the past few weeks, a camera crew has been following Brit Brit around doing a bunch of normal shit. I figured it was for some PSA warning us about the dangers of a busted weave. The footage is actually being used for a 90-minute MTV documentary called "For The Record" which will be shown on November 30th.
In the little preview above, Brit Brit sort-of talks about the good ole' days when she was a bald-headed, pap fucking, umbrella wielding, Frapp lover. Here's a few quotes:
Brit: "I sit there and I'll look back and I'm like: I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"Me: Ummmm....you were thinking "MUST HAVE FRAPP. MUST HAVE METH. MUST HAVE CHEETOOO."
Brit: "I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know."
Me: I've seen your pork rind flaps, so I know more than I want to.
Brit: "Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don't open the gate up that much, you know I mean?"
Me: Yeah, it's best if you keep those "gates" closed. See my comment above.
Brit: "You're guarded. You have to be that way, so I'm kind of stuck in this place and it's like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that's what I do. I just cope with it, every day."
Me: Aw. That sort of made me frowny, Brit Brit. But then I think of all the delicious dolls you're taking to help you cope and I'm jealous. I wish I had some. If only I could sit in your medicine cabinet for one hour.
Brit Brit's video for "Woomanizah" also premieres on ABC's 20/20 tonight. Don't immediately cancel your weekly fuck buddy appointment. You can do both. Just let him hit it from the back while you watch.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit looking sexy hot with an ice cream load in her mouth yesterday.
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"Ah'm smurt, y'awll! I left K-Fid fur mah boys. See, I be smurt! Ah done restr..... restur... limted mahself to wuuunnnn bag of Cheetos pur day!"
Sure, Britney's soooooo smart.
That's insulting, whore
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
what she will end up doing when her career is over a reality Tv show. she using reality tv as a way to lunch her career,of course she lonely because she presuing all the wrong things. fame, money ,men nothing can bring a person happiness.
What pisses me off is that if any of us did half the shit this spoiled swamp fly did, we would be completely fucked. Her enabelers act like bitch wasn't 25 years old when she went through her crazy rampage. I understand bitch has the mentality of a tween or that she isn't capable of owning her mistakes, but still, she's a fucking adult. We all deal Shitney, and most of us don't get a second chance after we blow it. Now you're walking around like nothing happened, as if you're still the mega superstar you once were.
And people buy it!! Pisses me off.
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
She didn't have any problems opening the gate to let the paps in. She's a smart girl, I nearly lost my spleen on that line..
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Right here is why the Britaloonies have no right to say that the rest of us can't comment on her personal life. She has been putting her dirty laundry out since "Chaotic".
Since Shitney is so "smart", she knows that the lurid side of her life is way more compelling than her manufactured "music".
Interesting that she has nothing to say about her children.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"you don't open the gate up that much if you know what I mean"
Oh, you mean like that time when Kfed's bodyguard had to call the cops because you wouldn't open the gate for him to get the boob boos? Ok, yeah, I do know what you mean.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
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I saw Weezer live last week. He's still dreamy, even at 38...
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
For the love of Cheeto's, this brings new meaning to the cliche, "Flogging a dead horse"...
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You know, it's strange. Her life is interesting to look at with the whole fall from grace bit but actually LISTENING to this woman speak is mind numbingly dull. She, without being in the context of some crazy moment, is dull as dirt. I used to think that back in the day when she was mega popular and I still believe it now. Why? Maybe because every time she speaks, for the most, it sounds phoney. Nobody, aside from stans, really enjoys that cutsie "life is great, everything is fine, I'm a good southern girl" crap.
Anyone who actually says, "I'm a smart person," isn't.
edit: P.S. Miss Priss, I love your avie! Mmmm, Rivers Cuomo!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Shut your fat fucking trap Britney, no one cares about you anymore.
I don't feel one wee bit sorry for Frappzilla
Take your millions, shove 'em up your twat and STFU. Stop making albums and just stop. Stop all if it shitney, and just go away. Thanks
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
I don't think she is "well" yet either....and her handlers keep pushing her to record and tour- she'll go off the deep end again.....
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here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Oh Shitney.....STFU already. Stop complaining and just go away. You are not relevant, and you are batshit crazy. We all know this and it won't change no matter how many 'clarifying' interviews and specials you do. UGH You suck. Deal.
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The reason why she's alone is because of that opening of the "gates" I take it. She needs to start making her own decisions at this point and stop moping!
Your face!
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on October 10, 2008 - 11:15am.
I'm not convinced that she's 100% well yet.
However, Britney is the real thing, she's incredibly famous, she will always be famous, and people will be watching her for the rest of her life.
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I don't think so. People have VERY short attention spans these days. She'll likely end up in a 'where are they now' tv special.
If you don't believe me take a look at all the fading stars whose names appear on the right.
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At least she's got her udders corralled into a bra.
God, a 90 minute documentary of her sharing her thoughtful 16 year-old insights with "like", "y'know" and "y'all".
Looks like the progress she was making is slowing coming undone.
But at least it's a bra day!
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she is such a fucking moron. Shut up Britney.
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I'm not convinced that she's 100% well yet.
However, Britney is the real thing, she's incredibly famous, she will always be famous, and people will be watching her for the rest of her life.
Looking into the abyss...
Lil' Miss Crocodile Tears is like, in need of a severe beating. She got everything she wanted, fame and money, and now we're all supposed to feel sorry for her? It's like, shut the fuck up and retire already Brit, cause' like, you're like, over. No one cares.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 10, 2008 - 11:10am
Awwww DEA?????
*hugs your poor head*
*whispers* people all around the world have it so much worse then this brat with a butt load of money.
Whaaaa Whaaaaa "They want a piece of me"
Get in line BRITTY! Get yo babies back
he he he
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I think more time needs to pass for her to be able to look back and analyze the crap she pulled.
*sings Goodbye Horsessssss.....Im flying over over over youuuuuuuuuuuuuu ooooooooo ooooooooooo*
Um this bitch needs to put the lotion on her skin AND get the hose again! Fo real!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her. *bangs head agasint wall*
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She looks so crazy when she says : you just deal with it I just deal with it everyday........
Girl is crazy - Hope she stays on the meds or she won't be thinking again
I'll be watching Hyacynth Bucket.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Just when you think she can't possibly get any more revolting, along comes a pic like the first thumbnail.
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During 20/20? WTH? Since when is Britney's music video release top news? I think maybe I'll go to the arcade tonight instead. Seriously.
That was hard to read. Mixing sentences up with 'you/you're' and 'I/me' is just bonkers.
I don't care how many so-called "comebacks" this sow has - she is, was, and always will be no-talent TRASH.
"Don't immediately cancel your weekly fuck buddy appointment. You can do both. Just let him hit it from the back while you watch." LMAO!
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Fuuuuuuuuuck this is like the 3rd shirt i've seen shit shit wearing that I own! From Free people. I usually wear it with a tank top underneath, so it doesn't show my bra, but that's just me
Shitney's soooo stoopid. It's like, how do you deal, I just deal, it's like, like you know? Like
Fuck this bitch
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
FOR THE RECORD: Shitney is irrelevant and should just retire to a cabin in the swamp.
I might take you more seriously if I couldn't totally see your bra.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."