For The Cheetos
Over the past few weeks, a camera crew has been following Brit Brit around doing a bunch of normal shit. I figured it was for some PSA warning us about the dangers of a busted weave. The footage is actually being used for a 90-minute MTV documentary called "For The Record" which will be shown on November 30th.
In the little preview above, Brit Brit sort-of talks about the good ole' days when she was a bald-headed, pap fucking, umbrella wielding, Frapp lover. Here's a few quotes:
Brit: "I sit there and I'll look back and I'm like: I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"Me: Ummmm....you were thinking "MUST HAVE FRAPP. MUST HAVE METH. MUST HAVE CHEETOOO."
Brit: "I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know."
Me: I've seen your pork rind flaps, so I know more than I want to.
Brit: "Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don't open the gate up that much, you know I mean?"
Me: Yeah, it's best if you keep those "gates" closed. See my comment above.
Brit: "You're guarded. You have to be that way, so I'm kind of stuck in this place and it's like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that's what I do. I just cope with it, every day."
Me: Aw. That sort of made me frowny, Brit Brit. But then I think of all the delicious dolls you're taking to help you cope and I'm jealous. I wish I had some. If only I could sit in your medicine cabinet for one hour.
Brit Brit's video for "Woomanizah" also premieres on ABC's 20/20 tonight. Don't immediately cancel your weekly fuck buddy appointment. You can do both. Just let him hit it from the back while you watch.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit looking sexy hot with an ice cream load in her mouth yesterday.
THought this chick was DONE with!!!! But there are ppl buying up that Womanizer bullshit like it's candy! SMH
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Sit yo ass down!
*Beep*, You were never smart or talented!
Submitted by kate773 on October 10, 2008 - 8:22pm.
umm you do realize that this is a gossip site and not NPR or CNN?
For crying out loud Britney, just admit you have mental illness. Holier-than-thou Bitch.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
This bitch sings "Womanizer" for K-Fed. Did she forget he left his pregnant girlfriend for her? I guess that was one clue she missed. Too bad. Would have saved us the grief of having to watch her breakdown and roast beef shots.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 10, 2008 - 3:22pm.
ROFLMAO!! And I thought Brit was crazy, stupid and deaf.
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This either proves that she was experiencing drug psychosis and the bipolar thing was b.s., or it proves that her managers and family only care about her bringing in $$ because there is no way such a mentally ill women should be put under the pressures of touring, recording, having a documentary filmed about her, etc.
Reading the comments by those Britney fans makes me sad. Anyone who gets that wrapped up in a celebrity, whoever it is, has no life of their own. I hope to god they're not older than 13.
Amazing. The economy is falling apart and the big news of the day is her stupid video that I won't be watching?
There's no way she can be healthy enough to be recording/touring like this. 9 months ago she was carted off, strapped to a gurney, and now she's all better and ready to do all this shit?
The stupid thing is that people will look at this as some sort of proof that she's all better. Do you honestly think there will be one frame of this documentary that hasn't been scrutinized and approved by Daddy Spears before it hits the air? Of course not.
Off topic- anyone into scary shit? I'm watching Most Haunted Live right now. They're at Gettysburg. I don't usually watch this show, I think its stupid, and I certainly don't think they'll actually catch anything paranormal, but I love this time of year for this stuff. I drove up to Salem last weekend with the bf. Had a blast.
Who told that bitch about Diddy Riese in Westwood? That place is awesome. $1.50 for an ice cream sandwich -- you pick the cookies which are baked fresh on site and the ice cream. Mmmmmm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 10, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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"The Queen, the legend"?! WTF are these Twatney fans babbling about? She doesn't even sing. Her voice is filtered and remixed. Any chipmunk could sing it.
And she does the same crotch-thrusting dance moves she did in her first big hit video when she was 16.
Some comments from Unfitney fans about the clip :-
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yeah I cried earlier! I can't believe it
The QUEEN, The LEGEND, GOD is back
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She is so special. Truly a legend, and an icon.
above comments are taken from LiveDaily.
Below commets are from BreatheHeavy
I am crying right now!!
OMG PHOTOSHOOT
VIDEO CLIPS
HOTNESS
FUCK SHES BACK!!!!
AND SHE'S SO RAW AND REAL. <3
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TRIPLE OMFG!
This is what I wanted! OMG! U can also see a part of a photoshoot in the video, *orgasms*
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OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
THE SNEAK PEAK!
AMAZING AMAZING
HOT HOT HOT HOT
LOVE HER
CANT WAITTTTTTTTTT
LOOK AT THE PHOTOSHOOOOOOOOOTS!
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Did you see how FUCKING HOT she looked in the photoshoot!!!?
This is EXACTLY what she needs! FUCK YES!
This officially made my YEAR!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG................... .................................SHIT i cant wait.......I GOT GOOSEBUMPS EVERY WHERE>>>>>>>>>>>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OH MY FUCKING GOD.
OH MY GOD
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
MY STOMACH IS IN TWIRLS.. LIKE DA FEELING WHEN U GO ON A ROLLERCOASTER AND YOUR STOMACH IS TIGHT.
THE VIDEO HAS BEEN ON REPLAY FOR OVER 1000000 TIMES!
SHE LOOKS FUCKING HOT!! ON THE PHOTOSHOOT WITH THE CIRCUS UMBRELLA... *DIES*..!
AND THERE'S A SNEAK PEEK OF THE MUSIC VIDEO!
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THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE!
OMG.. OMG!
THIS IS GONNA HAVE RATINGS GOLD!
I LOVE MTV.
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I can still see the craziness in her yes and hear it in her voice!!! Scary
You know 20/20 is amazing, all the crap happening in this country right now and they're didcating part of broadcast to promote a retards music video!!! That show should be canceled immediately!!
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 11:14am.
Aww thanks LoLo, I feel better now!! lol
Noo. dont let her near those boys until they're fuckinng 20 can slap the hell out of her.
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
"I'm a smart person...what the hell was I thinkin?"
Um...I think your first mistake was thinking you were smart, hunny. Let's start there.
And also, cry me a river about coping with it every day. That's a choice. Pick and choose, baby...
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 10, 2008 - 1:15pm.
I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
At the 1:10 mark she has LITTLE HANDS!!
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She talks and you can can tell she's not all there. There is something still wrong with that girl.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on October 10, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I love the Pixies.
And your avatar!
Would you like to attend a Britney convention? We have rented out a luxury barn for the occasion.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Deb on October 10, 2008 - 11:50am.
I have chaired many Britard meetings, and it is not part of the Britney Fan Manifesto to lombaste haters for objective commentary of her life.
I notice that you have mistaken the act of a shewed editor for the work of Miss Spears though. Until we see the documentary in its entirety - including data that was cut - then we cannot comment on the extent to which she makes reference to her children.
Such impudent and lazy thinking is most definitely looked down on by the Britney Collective.
We are all very embarrassed for you. The scribe has quite literally wet herself. In your rush to damn a woman, you have only shamed your self.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
As much as it pains me to say this, I actually feel sorry for her.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She must have been on coke really bad, she is permanently geekin & jawin, gross!
Those brown pumps are the new brown boots.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'll be watching for the boot moves and toilet bats.
MK, I love your interview style!! We sluts of Dlisted should start our OWN magazine. Imagine the fun we could have interviewing these ill-tarded skanks.
"So tell us, have you been a skank since birth, or did you have to work at it?"
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Brit: "I sit there and I'll look back and I'm like: I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"
LOL
I had my ears bleed to her new song earlier, that shit is AWFUL.
She's on a Michael Jackson level of fame. Neither one of them needs a hit on the charts to be in the news. Their erratic behavior will always take care of that. People will always be interested in the crazy shit they do.
I feel for the girl because she needed help 10 years ago and nobody did anything, so she just continued to get worse and worse until she lost her damn mind. She'll never be completely okay.
As soon as I typed that last sentence "Where is my mind" by the Pixies started playing on itunes. Indeed.
Looking into the abyss...
Why don't the idiots at MTV just put her skanky ass on the payroll? This tramp is never again going to sell millions of records no matter how hard they try to shove her down our throats.
'Mornin Mrs. K!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Good Morning to all my lovely sluts and hwores
MUAH!!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Happy Friday girly xoxo
xxyxz happy friday and hellloooooo to Mrs K
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Hi Mrs.K!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
the fuckin morons at MTV and such aren't helping by giving her sympathy awards. All it does is encourage her.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
she sure has forgot about her little cheeto taters.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
I hate this arrogant self serving bitch.
She hasn't been through anything that wasn't 100% her own fault. She is a spoiled bitch. Her kids are the only ones who deserve sympathy.
Submitted by Stoney on October 10, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Is it wrong that I REALLY want to see this fuckery?
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Yes.
Now, now people. Britney is a delicate flower who needs time to bloom and to reach her full potential. She deserves our understanding at such a difficult time in her young life.
Yeah. Finger down throat time. Carry on.
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, 'Oh, shit! She's awake'
Is it wrong that I REALLY want to see this fuckery?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I wish the entertainment industry would quit manufacturing these talentless whores, such as:
Asshole and Chestica Simpson
Shitney
Saliva Twain
HoHan
Heidi Montag
etc
etc
etc
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
"What was I thinking?!"
YOU WEREN'T. METH DOES THAT, HOOKER.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
after watching that it just makes me wonder did she ever want to be famous? or was she pushed by parents, media, etc...? It just seems that so many celebs can't deal with the fact that people WILL want to know about them and follow them and all that other fun stuff. I don't feel sorry for Brit, she is fucking filthy rich and if she REALLY want privacy she would get it, and so would all the other stars the complain about fame.
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
@Jeffro11..Amen indeed..
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Amen, Thornhill, this bitch needs to either go straight into porn where she belongs, or just disappear altogether.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
see angelina jolie breast feeding pics and interview at
www.entertainroom.com
The media would have us believe that she is still the hottest thing since sliced bread. The fact that she is talentless and has long since lost that Lolita slut thing that attracted so much attention from testosterone imbalanced males from yesteryear is neither here nor there. But I digress...
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BITCH you're a fuckin manufactured product, you were used (and continue to be) to make money, you're not The Beatles or David Bowie. The olny thing people remember you is for being a shit "mother" and fuckin trainwreck.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I have been waiting for a shitshit post. For the last two days girl has been walking around with only a few of her acrylics in place, the rest bitten off.
The crazy is still there.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.