Hef Likes 'Em Trashy
It was wrong of me to completely write-off Hugh Hefner's new pair of skanks without knowing more about them. Thanks to TMZ, I've learned something new about these two cum dumpsters and now I think I love them!
Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef's 19-year-old new in-house girlfriends, have a bad girl past. These two pieces of trash were arrested this past January in St. Petersburg, Florida for beating a bitch at a house party.
One of the relatives of the victim said the twins, who worked at Wing House at the time, went to a party with one of their co-workers named Erica. Kristina got into an argument with Erica which led to Karissa hitting Erica over the head with a bottle. After that, both of the trash bag twins jumped Erica. They were arrested and later given probation and were ordered to pay restitution. Erica suffered a concussion.
Karissa was also arrested last year for allegedly beating another bitch.
This is the shit I like to hear. That incident also produced these beautiful matching mug shots. I like what the bitch on the left is trying to do with her eyebrows. Double the methbrows! She's trying to distract from the crack pox on her forehead. These mug shots look like a "before and after" ad for Clearasil!
I hope these two meth skeezers raise hell in the Playboy Mansion, but they better not even think of fucking with Mary.
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Hef Likes 'Em Trashy …Twin whores
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The Stripper Muppet Is Back … Diseased Whore
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Dream Of This Tonight … Twinkie Whore
Would You Hit It? … Pepaw Whore
It's All Whore Friday!!!!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
Hef is dating white trash what else is new.
Mary needs her own show
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahha
What's with the eyebrows?
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Grody! Grody to the Max!
Like OMG, Gag me with a spoon.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
So this must be who Kendra was talking about when she was on chelsea lately..... She said something about no good hos being there so she's started locking her door.
nice
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Yeah well it anybody really surprised about that ...
They look like those Barbie Bandit horz that robbed a supermarket bank in black glasses. Everyone thought they were hawt until they saw their cracktastic mug shots. LMAO EWWWWWWW
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Just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Well, in his defense, they look closer to 29.
LOL @ the double eyebrows... wtf!
To quote Kid Rock: "Straight out of Compton, straight out of the trailer".
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 10:18am.
The American Dream right there baby! who says skank hoor white trash hood rat fast food workers can't make it big and become the sexual nursemaids to that great American icon, Heff?
You put that so eloquently!!! LMAO
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Bai Ling would beat these hos down with out even breaking a nail!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Just looking at those two icky stinkfish makes us want to put a clothespin on our nose!
The American Dream right there baby! who says skank hoor white trash hood rat fast food workers can't make it big and become the sexual nursemaids to that great American icon, Heff?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Doublemint Twins go gutter.
Hef has no standards.
OMG it's like Nightmare on Chola Street.
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