Hef Likes 'Em Trashy
It was wrong of me to completely write-off Hugh Hefner's new pair of skanks without knowing more about them. Thanks to TMZ, I've learned something new about these two cum dumpsters and now I think I love them!
Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef's 19-year-old new in-house girlfriends, have a bad girl past. These two pieces of trash were arrested this past January in St. Petersburg, Florida for beating a bitch at a house party.
One of the relatives of the victim said the twins, who worked at Wing House at the time, went to a party with one of their co-workers named Erica. Kristina got into an argument with Erica which led to Karissa hitting Erica over the head with a bottle. After that, both of the trash bag twins jumped Erica. They were arrested and later given probation and were ordered to pay restitution. Erica suffered a concussion.
Karissa was also arrested last year for allegedly beating another bitch.
This is the shit I like to hear. That incident also produced these beautiful matching mug shots. I like what the bitch on the left is trying to do with her eyebrows. Double the methbrows! She's trying to distract from the crack pox on her forehead. These mug shots look like a "before and after" ad for Clearasil!
I hope these two meth skeezers raise hell in the Playboy Mansion, but they better not even think of fucking with Mary.
From the Wing House to Hef's House. Now that's what I call klassy.
These two look like they were used and abused...watch out Hef. The abused can sometimes be the abuser.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
What kind of primordial growth is festering in her forehead, and what about those growths under the other girls meth-induced purple circles? Is that the result of contacting syphillis from your abusive step-father? And did you see the tits these "girls" have? Dying mosquitos affected with malaria could make better bites then those skanks tits. I guess Hef should go visit an opthamologist ASAP because he is obviously suffering from severe cataracts. You know what, while Hef is making doctor's appointments, maybe he should go see a psychiatrist, because clearly he has profound dementia if he thinks these twins have any sort of potential. BAHAHAH!
PS - Excuse the spelling ;-)
double your herpes, double your fun...
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Something tells me this is the best these skanks are every going to look. Zits and all. Fake boobs, plastic lips and stripper weaves are heading for these two in 3..2..1..
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doublement twin trash skanks...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Wow, I didn't think it would be possible to actually "downgrade" from Kendra and Holly, but there ya go...
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
LOL!
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That he does, MK:)
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
like-wow, LOL!
I was all like: WTF with the double pics, MK? But it's the twin skanks!
Now I'm all like WTF with the eyebrows. I gotta do something with that.
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
One of them apparently hogged all the Clearasil from the other.
Hef never has brunette girlfriends.
Carry on.
Mrs. K♥ and Thornhill♥!!
*shotguns Thorny*
Mrs. K, you've been very bad, and you need to be punished. *snaps belt* Now pull my hair! That's right - you know how I like it. ;)
looks like a before and after picture for proactive
What do you want to bet that Hef's asking for them to return the keys to the mansion as we speak?? Naw, he probably already threw there shit out and changed the locks. Doubtful he'll let them stay after this newsflash.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I wonder how long it takes for everybody at the Bunny-Hatch or whomever visits there to have to pay a visit to a special clinic?
I thought these two skanks looked familiar! Florida is the freakshow state, for real.
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Dick happens! - MK
Double the pleasure, double the pain..Pass the apple Sweetas..
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Sweetas!!!!
I need you to spank me, baby!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
sweetas: we miss you too, it's not the same without you and Charlize and the apple, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
snowy♥!!! *tackle* How you been hot stuff? Me - too much work, not enough play. I miss you guys. :p
hola my little sweetas!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
This can't be true. Nothing says class like sisters sexing each other up with their peepaw. Jelliz h8rs!
And WTF is up with the two-story brows? Double Skank, now with even more Chola!
Happy Friday DListers!! Xs and Os, all y'all. :)
LMAO..
THEY LOOK LIKE 35 YEAR OLDS
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DROP HOT WATER ON DAT DICK BITCH!!
They are the trashiest trash that ever trashed. There's no way they'll last with Hef. I'd love to hear them speak. I bet they say ain't a lot.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@Snow.. Yeah but I forgive you..
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Thrny! you promised to never bring that up again! you know I was wasted!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Getting smacked in the face with a bottle is a bitch, that's how I lost my first eyebrow...
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 10, 2008 - 11:34am.
LMAO! But 'Waffle House' should be thrown in there for good measure, too. Cause you KNOW they would have hit one at some point during the fiesta if they hadn't gotten arrested!
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Yes, don't forget Waffle House. That's where all the drunks go at 4 a.m. after the bars close. Not that I would, uh, know, um, er, from personal experience.
Classy trash? I bet Hef loves them just the way they are. Personally, I'd have to be on very strong drugs to touch his old ****. Yuck!
Holly Madison is laughing her ass off right now at this embarrassment.
Girls next door do not smash beer bottles over people's heads or have police records, kick 'em to the curb, Hef, you dumbass.
Looking into the abyss...
these chicks are gross.
Not even pretty, and total skanks.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Split eyebrows rock. Both of mine have been butchered..
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Submitted by mike on October 10, 2008 - 10:29am.
These four words/phrases really give you all the information you need:
house party
Florida
Wing House
probation
LMAO! But 'Waffle House' should be thrown in there for good measure, too. Cause you KNOW they would have hit one at some point during the fiesta if they hadn't gotten arrested!
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Submitted by yepyepyep on October 10, 2008 - 11:07am.
well they are blonde, and young doesnt that mean they are pretty?
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Not until they get implants. Don't you know the rules of fake pretty yet? :P
Something tells me Hef ain't gonna die of old age....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This is a new kind of low. I mean sure Kendra is annoying as hell, Holly iwantababysobad is such a gold digger, Bridget well she is cute, the only thing I hate about her is her cat, that give me the creeps. But this come on, Hef no one think that you can tap those asses, no matter how young they are.
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Look, I Just Don't Have The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.
well they are blonde, and young doesnt that mean they are pretty?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
well they are blonde, and young doesnt that mean they are pretty?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I never thought Hugh would stoop so low as two pieces of white trailer trash. But then again, they are only 19 year old pieces of pussy for an 82 year old guy. Not bad
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Perhaps it was on this very fateful night these girls decided to run away to california and follow their life long dreams of being high society whores not just $2 whores...........
Them brows is trying to fly away to Rite Aid for some Seabreeze.
MK you betta watch your back. Heckle and Jeckle here might kick you in the cooch.
They don't look like they'd hurt anyone... Maybe Heff likes the rough ones. Or maybe he didn't even know. I wonder if he didn't know, if he'll still keep them. (you know, like they are lost kittens or something)
I don't know which is worse, these mugshots or the pics of them looking all orange.
One can only imagine how proud their parents must be.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Weird, this same pic is on The Sun's website minus the crack pox, wonder which is fake??
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1792476.ece
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Your ballroom days are over baby
Can someone please tell me what is going on with the eyebrows? Is it an error in the photograph, sort of a double image? There is no way someone went out like that on purpose.
Submitted by vmbombshell: "Just me, but they look better in their mug shots than all decked out in the other picture with Hef at a party."
Not just you. I was thinking that, too. I was wondering, though, if they were arrested at a party, why are they wearing so little makeup?
I don't have the highest opinion of Hef's girls, but I don't think they're CRIMINALS. These girls are on a different level...
Just me, but they look better in their mug shots than all decked out in the other picture with Hef at a party.
These four words/phrases really give you all the information you need:
house party
Florida
Wing House
probation
thanks Mellie Mel. my dad always wanted me to be a writer, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."