The Stripper Muppet Is Back
Daisy De La HOya, the stripper Muppet with mutant vagina lips from Rock of Love 2, is getting her own Vh1 show. Why not? Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!
Vh1 announced that they are looking for dudes who are willing to put their genitals in danger for "Daisy of Love." A better title would have been "Who Wants An STD?"
The show will follow Daisy as she sucks, fucks, licks and eats through a group of dudes to find "the one":
Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.
Heather was ROBBED! If anybody deserves their own show, it's Heather. Daisy Duck and her salty slug lips belong on a strip club stage during the morning-shift, not on their own Vh1 show.
Actually, scratch that. Heather doesn't deserve her own show either. You know who does? The 105-year-old virgin! Vh1 needs to give Clara Meadmore her own reality show.
You smoked me like a cigarette
I was burned
I was used
I was cast aside.
UGH, Tran Wreck.
VH1 spends money on these tired ho's that no one gives a shit about.
She's got lots of bruising on her left leg, especially around the knee. Hazards of her job?
Not that anyone cares, and I am also kind of ashamed that I know this... but VH1 is also putting out " A Real Chance at Love" or some ish like that, "starring" Real and Chance from I love NY 2 and I love Money. Recycle much? Are we running out of fresh reality whores?
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
i didn't like her on rol, but eh- btw, anyone else watching "paris hilton new BFF"? i know, i know- TRASH! but i've been either hypnotized or mezmerized or something by ONCH! (the asian guy), he kidna reminds me of Mady on Jon and Kate plus 8, sorry mady :( -in her defense she's only 8!
There was nothing amusing about her on ROL2. I found obnoxious and INSUFFERABLY HIDEOUS.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I saw this haggard beast out a couple of weeks ago and she is a loud, obnoxious, drunken, barely able to walk mess that takes way too long in a bathroom stall. Cokeheads are so inconsiderate.
Unless I can be absolutely convinced that it is impossible to contract a veneral disease by watching it, I'll stick to spending my time looking at wholesome women by catching up on the latest episodes of bangbus
LOL u r somethin else man, i stay laughin at ya crazy ass everyday, stay crazy!
I'll pass on watching this show. Daisy was annoying on ROL 2.
Daisy is such a good name for her. She's such a delicate flower.
MK, u should really hit up VH1 for some tv time. Then u could bash no-no holes with Joel McHale.
Yummy!
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
They should just call this skank's new show "Daisy Chain" and get it over with.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Good grief.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Submitted by Capitanne on October 10, 2008 - 10:37am.
"Daisy De La Hoya, the stripper Muppet with mutant vagina lips from Rock of Love 2, is getting her own Vh1 show. Why not? Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!"
God bless America! Michael K - you really are the best.
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I SECOND THAT!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
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"Daisy De La Hoya, the stripper Muppet with mutant vagina lips from Rock of Love 2, is getting her own Vh1 show. Why not? Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!"
God bless America! Michael K - you really are the best.
Vh1 should be boycotted
This reminds me of when Roller Girl was put up to picking up "fans" from off the street to do a porn with in Boogie Nights.
Green is Good ~ yea, I remember the good ol' days when MTV and VH1 played music videos.
RIP
Remember the good ol' days when VH1 and MTV actually showed music videos, as opposed to shitty reality show filled with talentless skanks?
TT99 LMAO!!!!!
that was too funny!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Since VH1 is handing out free shows to anyone, DListed should sign up.
A Dlisted Variety Show & Forum would be awesome.
Chicken Cutlets can be our "Vanna White".
This Just In: I'm trying to get my own reality show on VH1. It will about all the guys who are competing to fuck me on a daily basis. I will go out to bars every night and take a guy home and see which one gets to fuck me. Oh wait, I do that anyway. I guess VH1 is just filming the shit I do every night.
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"Get back to your nerd box and do your job." - Lincoln Burrows
can you imagine some one in your family dating her?
And bringing her home for Tgiving?
oy vey
OFT my cat now eats twice as much diet food as she did the other kind
Question for the str8's and lezzas and curious, Does this turn you on? I mean a girl on some dirty floor, crotch with poop stains/ worms, holding a bottle of Jack and flicking people off... is this what you want to see/fuck?
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
They may as well just film a steaming pile of excrement and put it on the air for our viewing pleasure.
Daisy's new name is:
Musty Muppet Muffer
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
My only interest in this show will be to see whether she reinflates her "all natural" lips for the show. Last pics I saw of her, she'd let them return to normal, but I'm betting they won't stay that way.
Aamyko. looks like worms to me
goodmorning and happy friday to everyone
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Is Vh1 short for "Vapid Ho's 1"?
Cuz with all the crap shows they're producing, that 's the impression I'm getting.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Hmmm. I get the feeling Daisy is a "bad girl". Naughty Daisy. She might be a spoiled princess, too.
Posing with a bottle of booze, with your middle finger up is just immature fter a certain point. It's what kids Miley Cyrus' age do.
"Daisy of Love"? They aren't even trying anymore.
When is the TV Reality Show universe going to choke on its own bloat and take a nose dive like the stock market? I'm praying it happens FAST. I know sex sells, but c'mon. (I'm also praying the stock market dive does not affect my access to being privy shit like this.
WHAT is going on in her crotch area is that poop I see?
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
This chick has almost-chola eyebrows.
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
I bet you all the MTV and VH1 execs. are old, fat hairy, sausage-eating bastards that look just like Kenny Rogers
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Ah...i miss the days when you had to have talent to have your own show...*sigh*
Anywhore, am I the only one that is in LOVE with that Leviticus necklace on the side bar????
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
Submitted by Chicaloca: "Who the hell is this. I thought it was that Tila Tequlia hag"
That's what I thought, too.
And isn't this a spinoff of a spinoff of a spinoff of a spinoff?
angel
I do! I also get flashbacks of the big bang and the fall of Rome
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 10, 2008 - 9:17am.
Aren't these execs. tired of...
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Blowjobs? No - they're not:)
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Aren't these execs. tired of the same old bullshit shows? Who watches that shit anyway?!?
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
I get these weird Sodom and Gomorrah flashbacks all the time...kinda like I was there...does anyone ever get that?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Finally, someone to bring home to mom.
Who the hell is this. I thought it was that Tila Tequlia hag
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I'm so completely tired of no-talent skanks getitng shows I could just hurl. Seriously. These people are nothing but fame whores and probably whores in the other sense as well. Although, there is an endless supply of them in the world, and I suppose they come cheap.
It saddens me that real talents who could truly entertain are becoming a thing of the past in favor of the filmed antics of juvenile brats.
Wasn't this $2 hooker dating Tommy Lee? Maybe 2 bucks is too much.
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I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade