Hot Slut Of The Day!
Clara Meadmore - And you thought your genitals were starting to get cobwebby. Well, Clara turns 105-year-old this weekend and she's never done sexy times! She is Britain's oldest virgin.
Clara told The Sun, "People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex. I've never had a boyfriend - I've never been bothered about relationships. When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband and I never married. I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that. I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living. Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway."
You know she's totally done it in the dirt star. I kid! She doesn't need that shit. Clara says she spends her time reading, gardening, walking, cooking, listening to the radio and crying. I made up that last part, because I would probably be crying all day and all night if I never had an orgasm. Orgasms make the world go around.
All of you whores and sluts out there could learn something from Clara! Sex isn't everything. HAHAHA. I know. That was a good one.
Viva Clara and her pure lady parts!
For Andrew
"never had sex," not "never had an orgasm"
God bless her!
Wow, I'm impressed. She actually stuck to her convictions. My grandmas also came from very puritanical societies where premarital sex was a huge sin, but as I've gotten older, I've overheard stories of Aunt So-and-So rollin' in the haystacks. She must be one religious, God-fearing woman.
LOL!
I love the way she's looking into the camera at all those people conversely admiring and feeling sorry for her...she's saying:
You know - I really just don't give a fuck.
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she is so fucking hot. i love her. i wish she was my grandmother, but i guess that would kind of defeat the whole point, huh?
anyway, good choice!! i want to be her best friend.
Who said she hasn't orgasmed? Didn't we all orgasm before someone else touched it??
I admire her.
You can't miss anything you NEVER had.
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ahhhh....the key to a long lived life...no sex and no relationships! she's adorable...
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No wonder she has lived so long! No relationships!
This is awesome. Go Clara!
I admit, even as a virgin, I really can't imagine life without sex, but if that was her deal, then good for her for making her way without it!
Hot Slut of the Month, at least!
Good for her!
LoLo - I thought about Morrissey when I read this, too! Hah.
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on October 10, 2008 - 10:50am.
She doesn't say anything about masturbation, bet the old ho used to gush out rivers several times a day...not now cause you that thing is dried up. No wonder she never felt a need to get it on with a dude, she probably has those old school dildos made from wood and sh*t
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That's a very asswipey, douchbaggy thing to say. Show some respect to your elders. Don't call her an old ho just because she's not like you.
"Submitted by Princesaja on October 10, 2008 - 8:32am.
i bet she was mean as hell when she was younger. Women who dont have sex are usually raging bitches."
Not true.
I don't need to get off (aka - need a man) to be a nice person.
Go Clara! She had guts to go against convention.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 10, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 10, 2008 - 9:20am.
Chicaloca...she is dead>???????
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OMG She's not dead. LOL thought she was. In the past couple of days every "hot slut" MK has posted has been dead. Sorry Clara.
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Hahaha! Morbid... MK's like that cat at the nursing home who could predict when someone was going to die. Hide, Clara! Hide! =)
Big respect for Clara tho. She sounds like she didn't (and probably still doesn't) take shit from people, and for a woman in her day and age, that must have been tougher.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Wow.
But hey, to each its own.
She is adorable.
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bawahhhhahhhahhhahhhahhahaaahhhaa @ "All of you whores and sluts out there could learn something from Clara! Sex isn't everything. HAHAHA. I know. That was a good one"
Damn, I like Clara. She's my kind of hot slut.
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P.S. I think she deserves the title of HS of the Month. Maybe not the year, but the month, yes.
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Submitted by memmers on October 10, 2008 - 10:36am.
Maybe that's why she's still alive and 105 yrs old. She didn;t have to deal with a man and have him drive her to an early grave.
Ha! Agreed. I could never do what good ol' Clara did, but I have a lot of respect for her. It must have taken a lot of courage to do what she did in her day. Different strokes for different folks.
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Why have sex with men when you can wank?
cleaner, quicker, easier, surefire! I believe the virginity stuff.
Now THAT'S a future contender for HS of the month, i foresee.
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You go girl...err..lady. Sex is a bunch of BS anyway. Makes everybody act a fool and forget to do what's good for them, not just romantically, but in a lot of areas. I like that she says "I was just busy." That's how I feel sometimes- like, gee, sorry I don't have a new boyfriend/booty call all the time. I have a little thing called a life, you know!
I bet in a past life she had TONS - like one of those ancient prostitutes that were worshipped as goddesses.
haha, i think she was just fine with doing it with herself but she could have at least given it a little test drive
I'm more interested in knowing who Andrew is in the "For Andrew" notation at the end of the post.
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I'd hit it
She's my inspiration. From now on, I, a virgin will aspire to remain one for life.
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No way, you know she flicked the clit a few times!
*packs my bag for hell*
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awwwwww, that's so sad, she ought to get her
taco popped at least once before she goes.
Just watch out for the dust puff, that's all.
there's a picture of Clara in her 30's online.
very nice looking girl.
http://nachofoto.com/photo-of-Clara-Meadmore-turne-4180898bdcac
God bless you, Clara! You rock my world!
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
This article at a time when I'm back on the market? Coincidence? More like DESTINY!
Well, speakit, I agree with you there...at least a few times a year, let him think he's the boss and all..
And here I thought all that cum guzzlin' was the fountain of youth.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on October 10, 2008 - 10:50am.
She doesn't say anything about masturbation, bet the old ho used to gush out rivers several times a day...not now cause you that thing is dried up. No wonder she never felt a need to get it on with a dude, she probably has those old school dildos made from wood and sh*t
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OMG! You have just made my day- I'm reading this at work and LOL in a quiet office winding down at 5pm in London. LOLOLOLOL!
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
Hey, if there ever comes a time when I have no man in my life (GOD FORBID!) I will always have my Rabbit and will make sure I have backup batteries! Bzzzzzzz!☺
Bless her heart. I would have gone on a cross country killing spree by 40 if I'd never gotten any. Oh well, different libidos I gues.
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God bless her! She looks like a sweet little old thing. I have a soft spot for babies and old people and would cut a bitch who hurt either of them.
I worry she will get harassed too. That there's going to be a bunch of sick fucks out there that have read this article and will want to get down with her.. 105 years and all. People would do anything for fame.
and I disagree with she must have been a bitch. Bitchy women always seem to get the guys... and great guys too.
My Great Aunt died 3 months before she turned 100 and she was a virgin too.
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here I am, stuck in the middle with you
God Bless her. Too bad she missed out on kids though. Hope she has lots of nieces and nephews (and great nieces and nephews) Imagine- born in 1903, she was in her 40's during WWII!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 10, 2008 - 9:16am.
I have to give her props for not wanting to be subjugated to a man, as was totally the case in her day. ________________________________________________
sooo true.... but she could have allowed herself to be subjugated for an hour or two. :P oHHHH don't get all women's libby on me, ya know ya like it when he's rough and get's bossy sometimes.. ok, I do.
I thought my great aun America was the oldest one, she is 89 years old. I've asked since I was a kid why. This is her story: Her sister (My abuelita)was really hot and got married soon, she suddely had 8 kids and my grandpa left her, so America had to work a lot to help supported her nieces & nephews (They LOVED her, sometimes I think that more than their own mother) so she didn't have a lot of time to socialize, also it didn't help that she's had low self-stime because she felt in her young sister's shadow (she never told me that but come on it was implied), it is sad but I think it was really her choice because she is really religious and that makes her feel close to God. She work with a priest, she even went to the USA with some nuns to work, I think that was her true calling... Did I make any sense?
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She doesn't say anything about masturbation, bet the old ho used to gush out rivers several times a day...not now cause you that thing is dried up. No wonder she never felt a need to get it on with a dude, she probably has those old school dildos made from wood and sh*t
You skeezers betta back offa Clara. She's cool. She just waiting for a man with good teeth to come along and obviously that wasn't gonna happen.
Stay trill, Clara, yo. Don't ever settle.
Maybe that's why she's still alive and 105 yrs old. She didn;t have to deal with a man and have him drive her to an early grave.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 9:52am.
Stop spying on me bitch! I don't really believe this, my guess is she has had sex but has forgotten.
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Submitted by FrappBloat on October 10, 2008 - 10:09am.
Everything went pear shaped with me as soon as I started having nookie with men.
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Your vag became pear shaped?
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Clara has the right idea. If we had it to do over, we would never go anywhere near a pinga.
Pinga has caused us nothing but misery in the end(no pun intended!)
If a person is into self pleasure, does that make them a TRUE virgin?
Clara could have been doing it with a strappin' dildo during her younger days.
Discuss.
You're never too old to get married Clara!
Awww she's is so cute! God Bless her patience and unwillingness to do it! i love her! hot slut of the year!
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AWW Bless her. MK How dare you post her as a hot slut!!!!
No wonder she lives to 105. Everything went pear shaped with me as soon as I started having nookie with men. No wonder she's smiling.
I think I love her style LOL!
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Might explain why she's been alive since Dionsaurs roamed the earth.