STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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'Shining?' Shades of Scatman, I meant 'whining' LOL.
I think she's built very nicely, I dig the little bit of extra from behind. She should stop shining, she's nowhere near genuine 'fat'.
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Mrs K - thanks for the lovely song. Pardon me, I have a really bad cold, but is that the Gidget theme song or did you make it up?
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it's from Gypsy,a 1959 musical based on the memoirs of Gypsy Rose Lee the famous striptease artist, and focuses on her mother, Rose, whose name has become synonymous with "the ultimate show business mother."
With music by Jule Styne, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.
The original production opened on May 21, 1959, at The Broadway Theatre, moved to the Imperial Theatre, and ran for 702 performances after 2 previews. Produced by David Merrick it starred Ethel Merman, Jack Klugman, Maria Karnilova, and Sandra Church in the title role.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
LCT
who is this clone you speak of? I'm letting my son watch his nite nite movie so I have some dlisted time.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Bring in the CLOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
In fairness to her, she could starve herself and work out like a banshee and she will STILL not a typical dancer's body.
She's no Cyd Charisse.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Okay, thank you! I knew I'd seen her before, my favorite in that is gold member.. lol.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Mrs K - thanks for the lovely song. Pardon me, I have a really bad cold, but is that the Gidget theme song or did you make it up?
Did you by any chance have a Flatsy doll when you were younger? I think my backside made me partial to them.
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She's flat and that's that!
I LIKE A LITTLE PUSHIN FOR MY CUSHION, BUT THIS BITCH IS FUGLY..IS IT FUCKING FRIDAY YET??
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Mrs. K, who's the hottie in your avvie?
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it's Frau Farbissiner, a character from the Austin Powers series of movies
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
It's not that she's fat, it's that she's a whiney, crybaby bitchy bitch attention whore and me no like her!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by cocoebert on October 9, 2008 - 7:40pm
Wanna start a club?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by cocoebert on October 9, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Alas, I know the curse of short legs, thick thighs, and a big butt.
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HIGH FIVE SISTAH!!!!!
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
She's just thick and pear shaped; I don't think she's fat. It's just hard when you're short and bottom heavy.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
The reason I can't stand Cherly Burke isn't because she has gained weight from all the heavy drinking she does, that's funny. It's because she had an affair with Drew Lachey while his wife was eight months pregnate which Joey Lawrence more or less confirmed on Chelsea Lately.
Mrs. K, who's the hottie in your avvie?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
What nobody has mentioned is that she's the classic pear shape, small shoulders, breasts, wide hips, thighs.
not fat, just not preportioned very well.
I know because I'm the opposite, no hips and ass to speak of, but I have the shoulders of a linebacker. I'm a bigger size in shirts then I am in pants.
and she's not pretty. sorry.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 7:20pm
She looked cute on her site; she should go back to the dark hair.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I guess I'm fat then because my body pretty much looks like hers, except I have bigger boobs.
Alas, I know the curse of short legs, thick thighs, and a big butt.
I'm a bit confused. Is she actually a professional ballroom dancer or just someone the show found and trained?
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Mrs K - we must be long lost ass twins.
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Wherever we go, whatever we do,
we're gonna go through it together.
We may not go far, but sure as a star,
wherever we are, it's together.
Wherever I go I know Flatsy goes.
Wherever I go Flatsy knows Bunny goes.
No fits, no fights, no feuds
and no egos, Amigos, together!
Through thick and through thin,
all out or all in.
And whether it's win, place or show.
With you for me and me for you,
we'll muddle through whatever we do.
Together, wherever we go.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
FT- Not bridesmaid, barmaid...
I have seen what is to come
It shall be very bad
She will be the only bridesmaid at Paris hilton's wedding
*Mark my words*
Submitted by Jaded - the original on October 9, 2008 - 7:35pm.
I hope it wasn't the geriatric hotness that is Cloris Leachman.
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I ♥ Phyllis Lindstrom
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Mrs K - we must be long lost ass twins.
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She's flat and that's that!
Her hair is very 1997.
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Mine is flat too, dear
Flat and B-R-O-A-D.
I am doubly cursed.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
I half-assed watch the show, but she isn't fat. She isn't stick thin, but unfortunately too many people think stick thin is "normal" and what she is is fat. It's really a sad world.
I looked up her age... and she's BARELY 24??? How can she be so much younger than me! She looks older, ha ha..
Anyway, while not fat, she is by no means slim or thin. For all the dancing she does she should be thin.
LOL, Mrs. Kravitz...
All deserveth love.
BTW, who was voted off DWTS this week?
(screaming) I hope it wasn't the geriatric hotness that is Cloris Leachman.
Mrs K
I don't know what's worse-big bottoms or flat asses. Mine's flat and that's that.
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She's flat and that's that!
Shit this dumb ho has some serious cellulite going on in the ass and thighs, especially for somebody as young as she is. You are a fat fucking coe beetch!
who?
Submitted by Jaded - the original on October 9, 2008 - 7:28pm.
In the past, I've actually thought that she had a fantastic figure.
She does appear to have gained weight this year. She isn't very tall and it seems to be all in her bottom half.
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sooooooooooooo, you're saying big bottomed girls don't deserve to be loved? Is that it?HUH?!?!?!?!
:)
We need love more than girls with small tushies.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
I don't give a fuck if she's fat or not. I fucking hate Cheryl Burke!
In the past, I've actually thought that she had a fantastic figure.
She does appear to have gained weight this year. She isn't very tall and it seems to be all in her bottom half.
RESPEK YOURSELF!!!
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes words can't bring me down (ohhh nooo)
So don't you bring me down today
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
"I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful ... But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you."
Cheryl Burke, you are NOT beautiful.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
JIM:
How was your day? :)
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm an extremely forgiving person regarding weight, but yeah, she's fat. She can change that, though. It's like saying someone has ugly shoes. They can change the shoes and Cheryl can lose weight.
If someone were to call her retarded, that would be different though.
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
CAMELTOE!
She looks like a slob in the face.
FUCK YOU CUNT YOUR JOB IS TO STAY IN SHAPE AND LOOK ATRACTIVE(WHICH YOU FAILED BECAUSE YOUR AN UGLY SLUT)...YOU GOT FAT ON A MIXTURE OF ALCOHOL AND JIZZ AND YOU ARE A FUCKING LAZY WHORE..AS FOR THIS SHOW IT IS EASILY THE FUCKING LAMEST SHIT ON T.V. AND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO LIKES TO SIT IN FRONT OF A T.V. AND WATCH OTHER PEOPLE DANCE..MAYBE THAT FAT NIKKI BLONSKY??
Whatever, she has gained weight, she even said so herself on Entertainment Tonight last night. Yes, she isn't "fat fat" but for someone who is suppose to be dancing around in skimpy outfits for the viewing public you would think that she would try to tone up a bit. That sh** is NOT all muscle...last time I checked, muscles don't have dimples in them.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I can't believe this biatch gets to see Maks naked.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
BTW MK-
We're taking up a collection to send you to the Cheryl Burke Dance Studio.
She mentioned it this am in the Diane Sawyer interview.
http://www.cherylburkedance.com/
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She's flat and that's that!
She is irritating, but her body is fine! Sheesh. Everybody ragging on SamRo for being pale, skinny, and untoned... then you have someone who is tan and muscular who is also constantly ragged on. I get that MK is gay, but do any female bodies pass muster? Besides ones with enormous chichis?
It's a fucked up hair cut.
You know how hair dressers all have fucked up hair cuts, 'cause they're always experimenting? She looks like either her friend uses her to practice on, or she uses a flowbee.
Not pretty in the face?
And to all the posters bitching about people calling her fat, most people who work out or are dancers (unless your a belly dancer) are expected to be skinny. You would think all that working out would make you at least a size 4 (she clearly isn't).
More important, who the hell cares enough to interview her?
I think he hates her cause she hits on dudes he likes and she’s a sloppy drunk which I think annoys him. Also I don't think people need to justify their hate for their arch nemesis as he so eloquently puts it. I have had two arch nemeses in my life and my blind hate would not be justified by any one of sane mind. Also her hair cut enrages him? :)