STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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YEAH I USED THE WRONG 'YOUR'. START SOME SHIT WITH ME.. DO IT. *puts on boxing gloves*
Michael K!
Where are you slut??? PLEASE give me some new fodder. Im falling asleep!
xoxoxoxo,
BB
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:28pm
I'm sick and drank 1/2 a bottle of Gatorade and so have the sugar jitters. I already cleaned my house and did a ton of laundry. Eventually, I will just crash and go night night baby.
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Sorry your sick. Feel better!
Gatorade gives you the sugar jitters? I think I could eat sugar and that wouldn't happen.
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Mrs K, you're not old.
The new lady, Mustang Sally O'Malley, is older than you. She said she's 59.
Have you all gone through the whole who's the oldest slut on DL?
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Almost anyone with halfway decent spelling and grammar can be lumped into the 'old' bucket.
Yes I said it. SPELLING & GRAMMAR.
If others can discuss butt cleavage, I can discuss SPELLING & GRAMMAR. Measure that crack baby.
:)
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2631014945/sizes/l/
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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Hmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe a tape measure would be safer.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Hello ladies of Dlisted! How are thee this fine eve?
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Bored. Wanna joust?
Submitted by Creepella on October 9, 2008 - 8:45pm.
OMG! they would be having some puuuurrrrrdy babies! haha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Pfft try having a 500 word paper ready by tomorrow! And procrastinating on Dlisted ain't helpin. :(
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I would totally love it! *pushes up taped glasses and adjusts pocket protector*
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Hey Creepela it is Bahhhhhh Ling acting a fool in the water
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Really?? LOL I thought it was the love child of Anthony Keidis and Vince Neil or some other 80's rocker.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Hello ladies of Dlisted! How are thee this fine eve?
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Hail to thee, ShiningKnight.
This Lady of Dlisted is scrambling to get her accounting completed before she moves her household to the wilderness known as The Presidio. Said move must occur on October 15, 2008.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hey Creepela it is Bahhhhhh Ling acting a fool in the water
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Maybe it's the phase of the moon or something... or I JUST REALLY NEED SECKS.
that's it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
*holds compas to ass*
Ummmm so on this compas thingie there is a pencil and the sharp end....i stick the sharp end in my bootie and draw the circle?
Ummmmm
Pizza pizza!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:28pm.
I am so fukkin bored. And I have tons of energy. I'm driving myself crazy.
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My cat just took a massive nasty and noisy poop in the litter box. I'm too lazy to get up and just sprayed air freshener at it.
wanna come and clean it for me? and the floor around it? he's a kicker.
and the hall runner - he's also a scooter.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2631014945/sizes/l/
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Who is that in your avie?
Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 8:36pm.
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what do you plan on using as a measuring device?
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Eh! Please see various Mae West quotes
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 8:37pm.
when you measure yer butt cleavage, do you measure width between cheeks or from the hole outward?
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I think you calculate the circumference of the
(w)hole butt region.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@ TITS
I just realized there's a forum LOL
http://www.lcdlove.com/myspace/graphics/punching-cat-myspace-graphic/
this is not my punching kitty but this is a cute punching kitty....
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:28pm
I'm sick and drank 1/2 a bottle of Gatorade and so have the sugar jitters. I already cleaned my house and did a ton of laundry. Eventually, I will just crash and go night night baby.
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She's flat and that's that!
Hello ladies of Dlisted! How are thee this fine eve?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
when you measure yer butt cleavage, do you measure width between cheeks or from the hole outward?
*waiting with ruler in hand*
Im waiting on my pizza delivery. I feel the same energy Speak it! Ive been a damn freak all day long!
edit: ohhhhhhhh
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT
I loves you too, you sexaay mothaa fucka
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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What you wanna do is start at the top of your cleft and go down 2-3 inches to measure. Then measure from your dirtstar to where your cleavage separates.
Then you wanna.......oh hell, listen, it's too complicated to explain. You better let me do it.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:28pm.
I am so fukkin bored. And I have tons of energy. I'm driving myself crazy.
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Pfft try having a 500 word paper ready by tomorrow! And procrastinating on Dlisted ain't helpin. :(
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Mrs K, you're not old.
The new lady, Mustang Sally O'Malley, is older than you. She said she's 59.
Have you all gone through the whole who's the oldest slut on DL?
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She's flat and that's that!
It doesn't matter how much weight she loses, she'll still be ugly so whatever.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Hmmmm, interesting. As a connoisseur of the thickness (see my avie above) I'd say she gots potential. But it's disappointing to see a curvy woman like that and see she doesn't have deep butt cleavage. You wanna have about 3 or 4 inches of depth on that ass with a body like that (refer to K.Kardassian). But that pic of her open mouth, dayuuuummmmmm that's a stiffy maker right there.
I'm just sayin. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm gonna go measure my butt cleavage!
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:28pm.
I am so fukkin bored. And I have tons of energy. -__________________________________________________
Me too but I have tons of laundry!
I am so fukkin bored. And I have tons of energy. I'm driving myself crazy.
OnTopic: I'm glad I'm not her.
I have no problem with her not being bone thin. It's her face that makes me sick.
Oh come now, Mrs. K. It takes a lot to be truly ugly, and you're too pretty here for that to be true.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 7:27pm.
That's what ugly people sing to themselves. :P
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I know
♥
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 8:15pm.
LCT
yeah, remmeber? you did not like my brangie porn
pfft
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Ohhhh, no I don't think YOU'RE gross. I thought the mental imagine of Brad and Angie bumping uglies was enough to make me never want to do sex again. YOU, my dear, are one sexy mother trucker.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes words can't bring me down (ohhh nooo)
So don't you bring me down today
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That's what ugly people sing to themselves. :P
HI MRS. K!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥
Submitted by jussayin on October 9, 2008 - 8:13pm.
OOh OOH! really? punching kitty?
you have to save it as a small size.
are you on the forum? you could send it to me there and I'll fix. This i gotta see!!!
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2631014945/sizes/l/
LCT
yeah, remmeber? you did not like my brangie porn
pfft
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Amen, Motherfucker.
TITS :) kitty is even cuter in the gif form when he's punching back and forth but I can't make the gif work for me on here
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 8:08pm.
that's OK...remember I am OLD!
I was 4 years old when Gypsy opened. I grew up with dial phones and typewriters.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by jussayin on October 9, 2008 - 8:00pm.
after the 990 pound man (rip), most folk look kinda svelte to me!
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jussayin with that avatar you could post the most offensive repungnant shit imaginable and I'd still go 'awwww widdle kitty'.
run with it like it's a big ball of green yarn.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2631014945/sizes/l/
Wow Mrs K, I was really off. S'owwy.
(I won't say 'my bad' because it's so over-used)
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She's flat and that's that!
Not FAT, so much as THICK.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 8:02pm.
LCT
gross.
never call ME gross again, you sexy ass bitch.
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I called you gross?
LCT
gross.
never call ME gross again, you sexy ass bitch.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
after the 990 pound man (rip), most folk look kinda svelte to me!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Mike K. . . so hot in a f'kng dress
shapely!
Mr. Zoolu!. . "
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 7:57pm.
LCT
who is this clone you speak of? I'm letting my son watch his nite nite movie so I have some dlisted time.
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It's Frau-speak!
Moley moley moley moley moley!
I'm going to cut it off, chop it up and make some guacaMOOOOLLEEEEYY!
I should also say I have no idea who this Cheryl Burke is.
Boomsy, the dark hair was an improvement.
I didn't know about the Drew L affair. That's really bad, if true.
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She's flat and that's that!