STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Many things I have been called but never a "pansy ass". That is a first.
I am Knight first and always, so I must obey the Code of Chivalry. Fighting ladies - in any sport - is not in the Code.
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I'm a dragon.
Chivalry is dead, dude.
I'm getting ready to step in a mud puddle, what're you gonna do about it?
Ummm.. who is this, again?
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Methinks that we have shocked ShiningKnight to point that he has retreated from the field.
~SK~
A Knight never retreates. That is cowardly. Knights are not cowards.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:12pm.
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Meowww. Rubbed the wrong way?
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Whenever whatever. You liiiike me, you wanna kisssss me and be my wi-fey and have my bay-bee. ;)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:08pm.
@ShiningKnight: Quite the scholar with the Latin signature line.
Do you mean in it a courtly manner or in more robust way?
~SK~
Would thou believe me if I said both? Ladies always behave ina courtly mannor so the former is true. Also ladies of the generation are indeed robust, so the later is true also.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Jousting is a dangerous sport and ladies are to lovely to be injuried in such a sport. Perhaps something less violent? Chess perhaps?
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Methinks thou art a pansy ass.
~SK~
Many things I have been called but never a "pansy ass". That is a first.
I am Knight first and always, so I must obey the Code of Chivalry. Fighting ladies - in any sport - is not in the Code.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Methinks that we have shocked ShiningKnight to point that he has retreated from the field.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:16pm.
*both paws up*
Length of the dangle is important, too.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:12pm.
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Or dirt to a broom?
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I'm not sure what you're suggesting but I think it's fair to assume that "Eat me" would be an appropriate response.
I fed your cat Exlax.
*hands up*
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She's flat and that's that!
I've always been partial to the future perfect tense. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 9:14pm.
TITS, what's your take on dangling participles?
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It all depends on the angle of the dangle.
(hands up anyone who knew I'd reply thusly)
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Later tonight we'll delve into why it is not necessarily wrong to end a sentence with a preposition.
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Coincidentally, at that same time, I will roll my eyes and say 'oh god' under my breath.
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Will that be in the past and present never-tense?
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TITS, what's your take on dangling participles?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Later tonight we'll delve into why it is not necessarily wrong to end a sentence with a preposition.
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Coincidentally, at that same time, I will roll my eyes and say 'oh god' under my breath.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:10pm.
I'm drawn to bambam y'all. Like lightning to a rod? :P
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Or dirt to a broom?
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Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 9:09pm.
speakit, you are one mean frog tonight.
You pushed me down on my flat ass :(
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Okay, but see, now they might swell. Voila! Instant butt cheeks. Glad I could help. :)
TITS:
No I choose the racism one but now I have to type it out! I love writing not many people do it anymore! I have a harder time concentrating when I type.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
By the looks of the photos above, may I suggest a "Thigh Master" for whoever this person is.
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Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 9:07pm.
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whatever. you ♥ me. :P
I'm drawn to bambam y'all. Like lightning to a rod? :P
Later tonight we'll delve into why it is not necessarily wrong to end a sentence with a preposition.
Check back soon to see when it will be posted according to which time zone you are in.
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speakit, you are one mean frog tonight.
You pushed me down on my flat ass :(
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She's flat and that's that!
@ShiningKnight: Quite the scholar with the Latin signature line.
Do you mean in it a courtly manner or in more robust way?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:02pm
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Well if you're gonna be technical about it I be thinkin you gots too much time on yo hands.
And I don't need to wish, that wish was granted when I was born. :P :P :P
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Jousting is a dangerous sport and ladies are to lovely to be injuried in such a sport. Perhaps something less violent? Chess perhaps?
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Methinks thou art a pansy ass.
TITS, that's great!
All the pretty pen colors; I love pens. Sick.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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OH it's on SNOTTY!!
*pushes Flatsy... then runs away*
Pizza is here!
Good night people of the D!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Wea dont meed know edmucation!
Wea dont meed know thawt comtrol
The dark smarkazim in da classroomz
*muzac*
Awl and Awl yer
JUST ANOTHER BRECK IN DA WAWL!
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GRAMER ANARKEEEE!!! * spray paints 'E' with circle around it*
Nice catch speakit.
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Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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You cannot discuss anything intelligently without the proper spelling and grammar, unless you misspell some words on purpose, which I'm guilty of on occasion. That being said;
You'll need a ruler to measure your cleavage....or something almost as long.
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You cannot discuss anything intelligently without proper spelling and grammar, unless you misspell some words on purpose, of which I'm guilty on occasion.
:P :P :P
You wish it was almost as long.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 8:58pm.
TITS:
Its about racism, it was either that or about friendship :/ I've been workin on it for a couple of weeks, I HATE typing! I'd much rather write it I'm much more comfortable that way.
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There is software that transcribes voice..?
Neat! Most people prefer the speed of typing to handwriting. You're weird! ;)
So you haven't finalized the topic yet and it's due tomorrow? Go for racism, it's easier; more cut and dried that touchy feely friendship.
Angrymom maybe able to give you some pointers on usage too! hee
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That face is just asking to be beaten with a loaf of french bread.
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Hello ladies of Dlisted! How are thee this fine eve?
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Bored. Wanna joust?
~SK~
Jousting is a dangerous sport and ladies are to lovely to be injuried in such a sport. Perhaps something less violent? Chess perhaps?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Thanks, speakit. Just a nasty head cold.
I wasn't going to correct your 'your', but since you brought it up . . .
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She's flat and that's that!
TITS:
Its about racism, it was either that or about friendship :/ I've been workin on it for a couple of weeks, I HATE typing! I'd much rather write it I'm much more comfortable that way.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Wea dont meed know edmucation!
Wea dont meed know thawt comtrol
The dark smarkazim in da classroomz
*muzac*
Awl and Awl yer
JUST ANOTHER BRECK IN DA WAWL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
we've got poo, spelling, and brangie on one page, so if I see politics I'mma have to run up out of here....
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by Flatsy on October 9, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Oh TITS, then I must be old.
I used to be an English major - I hope I still have it. I will admit that I like when people correct S&G.
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Really? *hugs* Click my link then, you'll love it!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Hello ladies of Dlisted! How are thee this fine eve?
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Hail to thee, ShiningKnight.
This Lady of Dlisted is scrambling to get her accounting completed before she moves her household to the wilderness known as The Presidio. Said move must occur on October 15, 2008.
~SK~
Dear lady,
I am confident that you will finish the accounting on time.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Isn't it time for someone to post, "GOTDAMN SPEAKIT, GET A LIFE. YOU POST TOO MUCH. STFU AND STAY ON TOPIC OR SOME SHIT."
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 8:53pm.
At least you used the correct 'you're'.
Don't forget the bleach.
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Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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You cannot discuss anything intelligently without the proper spelling and grammar, unless you misspell some words on purpose, which I'm guilty of on occasion. That being said;
You'll need a ruler to measure your cleavage....or something almost as long.
Oh TITS, then I must be old.
I used to be an English major - I hope I still have it. I will admit that I like when people correct S&G.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 8:42pm.
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Do I look like someone who would clean after your nasty ass cat?
*puts latex gloves on*
yeah, well, you're a grammar snob. SNOB. You isn't no better than me.
LOL speakit and NAHHHT IN SHINEY ARMS!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I like to sit on my bootie.
*measures*
WHOA! I tried to measure my butt and a little gymnasts hand swatted the tape measure away...
Ruh Roh- this whole time i thought i was having indigestion but it turns out im just yesterday's caption this guy!
*shaves beard*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Salem - what is the topic of your paper. We could help. Or at least critique it.
:D
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I'll say it: she's fat
Sit Down, Mary
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Eh! Please see various Mae West quotes
~SK~
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo