STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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I don't watch Dancing With The S'tards, so I don't know who the hell she is.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 10:31pm
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Thanks, tatertits.
no ti is just me,
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act.
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Why are they made of bacon then?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 10:22pm.
I'm so proud to be sharing this. Here's a Frequently Asked Question from the Elections Canada webpage:
* Is someone allowed to eat a ballot?
Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act.
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Well slap my ass and call me Steven.
How about I eat it then return it?
HAH! And what constitutes a 'serious breach'? A stern look? pfft.
When is the election? I've been remiss in taunting the local candidates this time.
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Oh no TITS, look what you started with your S&G.
Past perfect is ringing a bell.
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm hoping that's the world's largest "morning after" pill she's choking down.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 10:29pm.
/wow, fuck me with a chain saw.
Heather? Is that you?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.
I wish I knew what in the hell you all were talking about.
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The pluperfect tense (from Latin plus quam perfectum more than perfect), also called past perfect in English, is a perfective tense that exists in most Indo-European languages, used to refer to an event that has completed before another past action.
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/wow, fuck me with a chain saw.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Maybe Marie Osmond can hook her up with NutraSystem.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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More 'frisky'.
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TITillating.
I googled pluperfect to refresh my aged mind and found this gem: http://jonkimes.com/
I bet the other dogs poke fun at them. The bitches too!
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Will that be in the past and present never-tense?
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Are we feeling a bit bitchy?
I'm with Momus. Future perfect sounds good to me.
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More 'frisky'.
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 9, 2008 - 10:05pm.
If she doesn't want people calling her fat then maybe she should be a bit more careful about people taking her picture when she's stuffing her face.
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I don't think she is fat, just a bit thick. They won't have to use a forklift on her.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
I'm so proud to be sharing this. Here's a Frequently Asked Question from the Elections Canada webpage:
* Is someone allowed to eat a ballot?
Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act.
DAMNIT! NO LUNCH!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 10:18pm.
@ Speakit
I am clueless!!!!!!
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I am shoeless!!!!!! No really I am. Don't look though, I'm in need of a pedi.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
I'm getting ready to step in a mud puddle, what're you gonna do about it?
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Momus,
Why are you moving into a national park?
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
@ Speakit
I am clueless!!!!!!
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.
I wish that I could tell you; but, Mrs. K. won't let me.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@Momus
JERRY: Can't be done, huh?
GEORGE: The future pluperfect?
JERRY: "The future pluperfect."
GEORGE: Can't be done.
JERRY: I wonder.
GEORGE: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the future pluperfect? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Is it possible to use a future pluperfect?
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Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.
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I wish I knew what in the hell you all were talking about.
ill, brush your tongue much? that's the nastiest shit to see for me...her breath must smell like hot jizz and rotten milk
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 10:05pm.
*hanging head in shame*
Yes, Ma'am. I'm sorry, Ma'am.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If she doesn't want people calling her fat then maybe she should be a bit more careful about people taking her picture when she's stuffing her face.
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Is it possible to use a future pluperfect?
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Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Good night, good sir.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Wow. Tough gig. I'd only get disbarred.
~SK~
For some.
I am afraid I a going to have to say goodnight. I have a long and early day in the morn. Sleep well ladies. Be safe.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
If it were anyone else saying this, I would agree.
But it is Cheryl Burke, and she looks like shit to me.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 9, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Dancing with the stars?
So she's a dancer and she's fat?
LOL my ass off
Yes she's a bit CHUNKIER than your typical dancer but that doesn't mean she can't shake a tail feather.
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Well, you bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
Well, you bend over and let me see you shake a tail feather
All right
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Is it possible to use a future pluperfect?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I myself just happen to be a BIG fan of the pluperfect tense.
If you catch my drift.
Cassoulet!
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Dancing with the stars?
So she's a dancer and she's fat?
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
round of applause! :P
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Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Wow. Tough gig. I'd only get disbarred.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Are these actual rules or more like guidelines?
~SK~
Actual rules. Disobedience of the rules leads to punishment, which has been known to include death. For a Knight to die like this, it is the ultimate dishonour.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Will that be in the past and present never-tense?
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Are we feeling a bit bitchy?
I'm with Momus. Future perfect sounds good to me.
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on October 9, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Ok, I will say something nice about Cheryl.
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For shame. You have broken the dlisted Code of Snarkiness.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She's on dancing with the stars, her legs could look a little better than that to be honest. I would hate to see what my legs look like in a bikini. I'm so glad that I don't have everybody assessing if I'm a fat ass or not. Plus I don't wear jeans four sizes too small to emphasize this like she does either though!
Your face!
Ok, I will say something nice about Cheryl. She can dance her ass off. She may be thicker this season, but she still moves as well as ever. She is probably my least favorite pro on the show, however. Last season she seemed to give the evil eye to Marissa Jaret-Winokur everytime they were in the red room. Dont know what that was about.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Are these actual rules or more like guidelines?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 9, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
I presumed that a strategic retreat -- in order to attack again later -- was within the Code so long as utter surrender was not contemplated.
~SK~
That, dear lady is one of the Rules of Battle. Quite different from the Code of Chivalry.
You are correct though none the less.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Whenever whatever. You liiiike me, you wanna kisssss me and be my wi-fey and have my bay-bee. ;)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by jussayin on October 9, 2008 - 9:26pm.
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now that's my kinda woman!!!
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Many things I have been called but never a "pansy ass". That is a first.
I am Knight first and always, so I must obey the Code of Chivalry. Fighting ladies - in any sport - is not in the Code.
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I'm a dragon.
Chivalry is dead, dude.
I'm getting ready to step in a mud puddle, what're you gonna do about it?
~SK~
Chivalry is not dead completely. Not while there are still a few good men that believe in it.
I shall of course carry you do safety, if thou wishes it.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
I presumed that a strategic retreat -- in order to attack again later -- was within the Code so long as utter surrender was not contemplated.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Okay, but see, now they might swell. Voila! Instant butt cheeks. Glad I could help. :)
Wow speakit, they're swollen. I'm going to measure my new & improved butt cleavage.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Whenever whatever. You liiiike me, you wanna kisssss me and be my wi-fey and have my bay-bee. ;)
....naw speakit is jus in it for the SECKS!!!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?