STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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Speakit:
Who you be? I like your little froggie disguise. I have been gone a long time.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on October 9, 2008 - 11:47pm.
I wouldn't say she's obese, but I wouldn't want to use the bathroom after her, either.
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One perspective; Misty May Treanor was on the show before she broke her ankle. Now when she's on the beach in a bikini that woman's body is hellacious with a bodacious booty to anchor it. Buffed and toned.
But when she was on DWTS all dolled up with her hair and makeup done she looked like a tranny to me. Those muscled legs of hers did not look attractive at all. Cheryl may not be as fit as she could be but that isn't necessarily a bad thing looks wise.
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Why not be here?
At least I'm relaxed, snarking, conversing with people.
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I was j/k. Your free time, hun. Whatever makes you happy.
I'm here too! But I'm killing time, I guess. At some point, I'll be outted (thank you for not doing that) and I really don't know what kind of reception I will receive, not that it matters BUT it feels like a temporary sitch for me. Which is fine.
Hey hos, Burke is NOT fat, she is just bulking up.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Good Evening everyone
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"Wh...who are you...?"
*quietly* "Revenge...."
Momus...serial withdrawls.
Bitch hub gets his wienerschnitzel fix once a month, I get my In n Out, once every five years.
Asshole
M.E. I was on Monday night after a long absence and it was like a reunion all up in heah. Lots of the old gang.
I wish I had a drink. A big un.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
damn
she is New mother fucker
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Amen, Motherfucker.
So when everyone stops calling her fat, she'll be bitching because everyone's calling her ugly. She's not fat. She actually looks really good from the neck down, but that face is just beyond unfortunate.
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:05am.
*bending on knees*
I'm so sorry. I didn't know that you are experiencing Double-Double withdrawal.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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So where is the rest of the NC?
GD it Momus!!!!!!!!! The nearest In n Out is 40 minutes from me and I haven't had it in like 3 years!
*cries*
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 11:34pm.
WHO FUCKING MENTIONED IN N OUT???????????
Get me a Double Double, Animal Style, STAT!!!!
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Uh, that would be moi! So sorry.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
speakit, hub is at work till at least mid night, I am taking a mental health day tomorrow, so no work...cat can't talk to me.....well, not right now anyway. Maybe if I start drinking he will...
Why not be here?
At least I'm relaxed, snarking, conversing with people.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 11:44pm.
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You're very clever. Are you teasing me?
@M.E.
My kid's asleep too and I have no cable here in the basement. That's great you have a few moments to yourself! Sure you wanna waste them here? :P
Hoff, you hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDD
Il vole yu!!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
I look at the first pic and I see Cheryl taking a hit of E.
Yes.
I am that stupid.
I wouldn't say she's obese, but I wouldn't want to use the bathroom after her, either.
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Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Ah yes, the present imperfect tense as it relates to ones hanging participals.
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Hey! My participles only dangle because I breast-fed I'll have you know.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Yep, everyone is sawing logs here, too.
And I found myself wondering, almost obsessively, "I wonder if there any demi-celebs with fat asses on the D tonight?".
And lo and behold........
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 11:02pm.
I like that one. It's a simple way to state that one is acceptant of something that can't be changed.
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Ah yes, the present imperfect tense as it relates to ones hanging participals.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2631014945/sizes/l/
She looks like a drung Molly Ringwald circa Pretty in Pink in the first piccy.
speak it, Dx3...kiddies are in bed, hub is still at work. WTF else am I going to do? Watch survivor?????
Yeah, I'm doing that too.
LOL.
Good to see you horz.
At least now we can be consoled in knowing that the rape of cultural expectations is happening to men as well.
i certainly wouldn't say this thing is so fat she needs to be rolled out the door, but she's got alot going on below the waist for someone who dances for a living...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Submitted by Hekki on October 9, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Aside from "canoodling" the most annoying term is "comfortable in my own skin". Especially when it's used by women under the age of 40. Or 50. I don't think it's possible, these days, for a woman in Hollywood to be "comfortable in her own skin" at ANY age.
But even in real life, you don't get that feeling until you are past 40. Unless you are really one of those completely unself-conscious women who is blissfully unaware of our culture's expectations. Or a healthy lesbian.
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Or Hannibal Lector
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2631014945/sizes/l/
M.E.? You here? Long time no type.
ONT: Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Hey M.E.
Playing the night owl?
WHO FUCKING MENTIONED IN N OUT???????????
Get me a Double Double, Animal Style, STAT!!!!
For a professional dancer, Mop Head sure does have alot of cellulite.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 10:53pm.
It's next Chewsdee. I'm voting Green. The other ones are total jokers.
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I live in a traditional NDP riding in a big L Liberal town. Shit, I meant to get a green poster to put in my window.
Do you remember the Bob Rae incident? I fear we might be in for another one. (that was when the majority of Ontario voters voted in protest and accidentally elected Bob)
The NDP here are prize boobs, but Campbell is far worse - I have NEVER seen such overarching arrogance and hubris in a politician before excepting trudeau of course.
Green honcho here is advising green leaners in 4 ridings to vote for the NDP just to keep the libs in line. Last time there was no opposition in the legislature.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 9, 2008 - 11:15pm.
You can see it at www.presidio.gov.
Don't tell MK: I'm only three blocks from the In-n-Out burger stand.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Momus, that sounds nice!
I feel like I am out of L.A. whenever I am in the Venice Canals. I worked in a house in the Canals for a year, and it was great. I'd walk over a bridge, and greet ducks on the way to the house....
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
@ James Haven: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Night!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 10:20pm.
The Presidio, in San Francisco, used to be a military installation dating back to the early Spanish settlers. The federal government decommissioned it in 1993.
It is like living in Yosemite amidst San Francisco.
The rent is actually cheaper than in the City and The Presidio provides a shuttle service to the major BART stations from 5 a.m. to 11 p.m.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Angela Bassett is in the cast playing a no nonsense bitch type. Wow, that's a real stretch for her.
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True, but I can't help but like her.
Man, she looks great! So what she has more meat than the other anorexic bitches! leave her alone and get back to britney!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Hekki & DDD, yes they've exhausted those "buzz words" to death! They need new material instead of beating the proverbial dead horse.
James Haven was canoodling with Marky Mark one evening. But he's confortable in his own skin not to listen to those that call him names! It is what it is! ;)
Night Bitches! Have a great weekend!
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 9, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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Too bad. It's the perfect reply to someone who can't see what's in front of them or what they're dealing with. It's another way of saying look, I can't tell you why any better so leave me alone.
It's funny that your fat is there to inspire girls, but you party all the time and get slaggy drunk. you obviously don't care about being a role model, so admit you drink too many mojitos cause you're a fat, sloppy mop-headed drunk.
I hate you cheryl burke, you physically repulse me.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 9, 2008 - 10:59pm.
I also hate the phrase "it is what it is". I mean, DUH.
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I like that one. It's a simple way to state that one is acceptant of something that can't be changed.
OT; I've noticed twice in a week's time Julia Louis Dreyfuss' sister has been getting work. Tonight she's on ER (last season of my favorite show, don't wanna watch but can't stay away). Last week she was on Criminal Minds. I apologize for being a little geeky about things like that.
Angela Bassett is in the cast playing a no nonsense bitch type. Wow, that's a real stretch for her.
Sorry about the geekiness. Carry on.
I also hate the phrase "it is what it is". I mean, DUH.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Aside from "canoodling" the most annoying term is "comfortable in my own skin". Especially when it's used by women under the age of 40. Or 50. I don't think it's possible, these days, for a woman in Hollywood to be "comfortable in her own skin" at ANY age.
But even in real life, you don't get that feeling until you are past 40. Unless you are really one of those completely unself-conscious women who is blissfully unaware of our culture's expectations. Or a healthy lesbian.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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I will follow your advice, Mrs. K, my adopted Jewish mother, and stay away from DWTS. Besides, that Cheryl girl looks about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 10:34pm.
When is the election? I've been remiss in taunting the local candidates this time.
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It's next Chewsdee. I'm voting Green. The other ones are total jokers.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 9, 2008 - 10:49pm.
I don't watch Dancing With The S'tards, so I don't know who the hell she is.
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count your blessings bubbeleh
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