STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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Hey there EEG! you dirrrty hooka! I'm not a lazy-ass dlisted... Actually yeah, you're right, I've been procrastinating a lot... Anyway, it's all the government's fault!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Bam bam, sam as she ever was...yes in deeeeeeeedeeeey.
No sweat of my back. *wink*
LORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stips*
moobs is from Seinfeld, the Bro episode.
Lory, you lazy dlister, purple dinosaur hating person!
G'night all.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 1:00am.
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Is your neck of the woods located in the forum?
Didn't think so. Moobs is from the forum, tittays (spelled that way) I'm not that sure. One person in particular used it exclusively there and it wasn't seen here until MK started using it.
HI TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually Bam, I'm like the Holy Spirit, I'm nowhere and everywhere at the same time. I'm HOly like that.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 12:59am.
I've tried to register but never get activated so what to do.. what to doooo.. oh yeah, say fuck it.
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send mk an email with the id you're registering under and the password. that's what I did.
any results on your butt cleavage measurements or did you ""lose"" the ""ruler""?
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moobs and tittays are common terms in my neck of the woods.
moobs is from seinfeld i think.
"the who" or "the guess who" whores?
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I'd be happy with that body. I could get rid of the expensive foundation undergarments
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Lory you hor. No wonder you can't be found.
Submitted by bambam on October 10, 2008 - 12:48am.
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I've tried to register but never get activated so what to do.. what to doooo.. oh yeah, say fuck it.
Sluts...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:28am.
They have their own language, own verbage.
If you can deal, it's fun.
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An example of the forum's influence are some words MK uses (I know he does cause I've never seen these words used elsewhere) like moobs (man-boobs) and tittays.
M.E. who's messin wit you there? Oh nevermind, I know who you're talking about. You know who that person really is don't you? Same as she ever was.
My Favorite Who song is Bebe O'Rielly.
Hi, M.E. !!!!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:37am.
What is your favorite Who song?
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My Generation
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:37am.
What is your favorite Who song?
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No Sugar Tonight.
What's your favourite Ramones song?
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Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 12:24am.
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Yes, the forum gods are those old vampires in the Anne Rice novels, crusty old time dlisters who sit back and prey on unfunny newbs/alts and each other occasionally. They come in many guises but are mostly welcoming.....mostly.
New blood is needed. Come join, if you're game. Muhuwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!
T....V..............
L:OVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 10, 2008 - 12:43am.
Wow , sounds like high school LOL
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"Wh...who are you...?"
*quietly* "Revenge...."
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 10, 2008 - 12:42am.
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Sorry, adjusting to the metric system before China forecloses.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
vote for me at www.realworldcasting.mtv.com/people/dastanva
peace!
DvG
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:15am.
Momus, tell me about it. Last month, I was in a Wiener area for work, went out of my way to get it for him, brought it home and what did I get?
"Why the hell did you get this shit for me?"
Asshole!
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Did you shove it forcefully up his nose?
I would have!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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My thoughts about the forum...it is interesting when someone is challenging or intelligent...then they get banned for these traits and it dies. Bitch and moan about people when they post, whine that it is dead when they are gone.
IMHO.
Love cat 5467989. (paranoid fuckers)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Thanks TV, I think. Hehe.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:35am.
I saw people mentioned it and was gonna peep it. i just asked a question,sorry.
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"Wh...who are you...?"
*quietly* "Revenge...."
Happy Birthday, Manimal, you don't look a day over 1,421.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
What is your favorite Who song?
speak it - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 33 min!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahahahhahhahhaah!!!
It took me a good year to mosey to the forum.
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:28am.
Thanks for the info : )
I kinda been floating around here for a bit, decided to join ,see what happens.
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"Wh...who are you...?"
*quietly* "Revenge...."
Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 12:24am.
The forum gods have smited me more than once sooo..
In the forum DOESN'T EVERYONE TALK IN CAPS?
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by Snowblood Apple on October 10, 2008 - 12:24am.
Is the forum a bad place ? I was thinking of checking it out.
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You've been here for 33 mins. How long have you been thinking about it?
Snow apple - the forum is a different world. Any newbie is subject to ridicule and under suspision as an alt of someone else unless or until proven otherwise. Just how it goes.
They have their own language, own verbage.
If you can deal, it's fun.
But, like me. I went in as a newb, got drove out as a newb, left for months, came back, only accepted back because I knew somone "old" IRL" and didn't take any shit.
Need to have thick skin to deal with forum.
Newbs welcome.
I think she's fine, a little chunky, but that's okay, but maybe not for entertainment standards. Whatever! But don't even say you are a size fucking 2. That's bull shit. A size 2 is really tiny. She's more likely a 7 or 9 but not a 2. Bitch please!
The forum gods have smited me more than once sooo.. I kinda learned to take a hint.
It's a ghost town. **wind blows**
Off Topic - any one following the Casey/Caylee Anthony case?
Is the forum a bad place ? I was thinking of checking it out.
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"Wh...who are you...?"
*quietly* "Revenge...."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 10, 2008 - 12:19am.
Delicious clams !
Hi ME,
I drank a lot to day too , B- day number 1,426.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
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UMM
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Amen, Motherfucker.
bambam, the forum be pretty dead for a while.
Bambam, no, no forum tonight. Don't feel like getting my ass chewed.
MANIMAL YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have super drinking powers tonight.
Lets just say, I've had enough to be drunk......yet I'm totally infased.
:::weirded out face:::
@ Manimal:
They have good clams there.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:10am.
Momus...serial withdrawls.
Bitch hub gets his wienerschnitzel fix once a month, I get my In n Out, once every five years.
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I was at the In n Out Furburger today if that counts.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Hey ME, nothin doin on the forum tonite at all.
I been in a posting mood all nite too. Sucks.
Momus, tell me about it. Last month, I was in a Wiener area for work, went out of my way to get it for him, brought it home and what did I get?
"Why the hell did you get this shit for me?"
Asshole!
speak it, honestly hon, I have no idea who you were. I don't care. Either way you make me laugh. Whatever reasons for changing your ID, I don't care.
Just be you.
Submitted by M.E. on October 10, 2008 - 12:10am.
Totally un-fucking-fair!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Dx3 - I haven't been on at night for a very long time.
I'm watching CSI right now.
Bye Bye Warack.
*sniff*
Gill is leaving too. GD IT! CSI isn't going to be the same!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!